words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone but Monica is there playing Monopoly.]
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Monica: Im not sick!! I dont get sick! Getting sick is for weaklings and for pansies!
Rachel: Honey, no one thinks youre a pansy, but we do think you need a tissue. (She notices something hanging from Monicas nose, as does Joey.)
Monica: (wiping her nose) I have not been sick in over three years! (Sneezes.)
Monica: I dont need a tissue! Im fine-d!
Monica: Im fine-d. Im fine-d! Yknow, its a really hard word to say.
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Monica: You bought a boat?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Monica: Okay, Ill rest. But yknow if Im going to bed, then youre coming with me.
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you dont wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesnt work all that well with the big robe.)
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Come on. (Coughs loudly.)
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has fallen asleep reading a book. Monica calls from the bedroom and wakes him up.]
Monica: (still sick) Chandler!
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Monica: How could I be asleep knowing that you were in the next room.
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler whos on the couch reading.]
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Monica: Okay, fine I admit it! I feel terrible! Would you please rub this on my chest? (She hands him some of that Vicks Vap-O-Rub to put on.)
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Monica: I cant believe it! What is it? Is it the rubbing or the smell?
Monica: Not now, Im sick!
Monica: What happened to your rule about never sleeping with sick people?
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Monica: Worked like a charm.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
Monica: Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse.]
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Monica: No!
Monica: No!
Monica: He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Monica:: Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...
Monica: Last night.
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
Monica: Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought theyd brighten up the place. They do dont you think?
Monica: Nah... not-not special enough.
Rachel: Im fine! Im fine! Im just losing a tooth, its no big deal. I have a dentist! Yknow. Im gonna go put some ice on it. Excuse me. (She goes over to the ice and Joey and Monica follow her.) What do I do now? What do I do now?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (Shouts to the guy) Woo-woo!
Monica: What are you doing here?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order to clean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain. That doesnt work so she sticks her head between Brendas legs. Suddenly Brenda changes her stance and traps Monicas head between her legs.)
Monica: Hey.
Rachel: (To Monica) Monica, will-will you marry me?
Monica: No, you?
Monica: Hello.
Rachel: Monica look! Look-look-look! Here is that table that I ordered. (Shows her the picture.)
Monica: You just asked me.
[Scene: New York City Department of Correction, Monica is visiting Fake Monica.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
Monica: You look good!
Monica: Oh, sorry.
Monica: Oh! You're awake!
Monica: Oh, my pleasure.
Monica: "See you around?"
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Monica: I read to you.
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
MONICA: Ok, here, watch this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone in the kitchen.]
Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?
Phoebe: (softly) Sorry. (Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and (Points to Ross) You go.
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
(from 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Rachel: Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
Monica: And Monica knows...
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
Monica: Are you sure?
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Monica: Well, what happened?
Monica: Was it...?
Monica: Oh!
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Monica: Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Monica: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Monica: Jody!
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Monica: Tell him.
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
Monica: Just...please tell him.
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: No, I havent.