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Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
Monica: I cant believe mom and dad are selling the house!
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!
Monica: As much as they love you?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: That was me and Ross.
Monica: Oh thats a great idea. Youre really good on the phone.
Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Yknow, I probably wouldnt have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)
[Scene: Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]
Ross: (entering with Monica) Hey!
Ross: (To Monica) Lets grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.
Monica: Oh, thats okay, I cant wait to see everything again! All of the memories
Monica: I used to love to play restaurant.
Monica: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic.)
Mr. Geller: I think I accidentally used Monicas boxes to keep the water away from the Porsche.
Ross: Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories and damnit, were gonna give her some! Okay, grab grab some empty boxes. Okay? Well-well take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hers well-well put em in their.
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monicas memories as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey guys! Hey!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Monica: (wary) Okay. So, which boxes are mine?
Monica: Okay. (Starting to go through them) Oh! A coloring book! (Holding it up.)
Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
Monica: (holding up a glove) Oh, an old glove?
Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Monica: What?
Monica: Just mine?
Monica: So why-why wasnt Rosss stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel Im going to Easy Bake your head!
Monica: So wait, Rosss stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!
Monica: I cant believe this! (Storms out.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross.]
Monica: Oh, this terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (She picks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and I dont even know what it is! Ohh, its still soft. (She rubs it against her cheek.) What do you think this is?
(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Rosss sweater to clean them.)
Monica: How do you think I am?! Youve wrecked all my childhood memories. You love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face!
(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica.)
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Mr. Geller: (To Monica) Why dont we take it for a spin?
Monica: All right!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: Do you guys know what happened to Chandlers barca lounger?
Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca loungers gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)
Monica: That was you?!
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: (Angrily.) You can let some of them go by!(Judy and Andrea go to the front of the chapel. Joey approaches Monica.)
Monica: Y'see, this is where you'd use that 'hello' word we talked about.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
MONICA: So, I read this article in the paper the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Rachel: Monica, your dad just beeped in, but can you make it quick? Talking to Rome. (Showing off to Phoebe and Chandler) I'm talking to Rome.
Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Phoebe: You'd better get back in that kitchen Monica, the garlic is not gonna overuse itself.
Monica: What kind of changes?
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Monica: What?! Oh.(She turns around quickly and falls)
Monica: Oh, please.
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Monica: What? Honey.
Monica: Oh God, Im so sorry.
Ross: (to Monica) You like it right?
Monica: What-what was it you were gonna tell us?
Monica: Okay. Heres the thing.
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Monica: Oh?
Monica: Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? Thatll really work up your appetite for lunch.
Monica: Huh?
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]
Monica: Okay. (hands him a cup)
Monica: Oh, good luck.
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Monica: That is sooo not true!
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Monica: Hey!
Phoebe: Ohh, Monica, I am so excited for you.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: I know.
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler is sleeping on the couch. Monica walks by and starts watching him.]
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Monica: Claws?!
Monica: All right ah, Ross, this is the extent of my knowledge on the subject. (holds up a notepad) Call Rachel.
Monica: Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Monica: Oh, it is sooo perfect. Thank you so much. (runs over and hugs him)
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Monica: Oh God.
Monica: Pete.
Monica: Did you just smell my hair?
Monica: Okay, bye.
Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. (She kisses him back on the lips) Oh, wow! (They then hug and kiss, very passionately.)
Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.
[cut to inside Monica and Rachels]
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Monica: All right, look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel better, its all your fault.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
Monica: Really? Whos number two?
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Monica: Bye-bye!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: What?! Monica, Im scared!!
Monica: Okay, wait, you gotta hang up cause were gonna be late.
Monica: Wait, wait, wait! (She puts a Shriner's hat on the turkey.)
Monica: And! We also have speaker phone. (She turns on the speaker phone.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
Monica: Of course not.
Monica: All right. Honey, thats-thats a sleeve. Okay?
Monica: But, I put some honey in it.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
Monica: Theres our star!
MRS. GREENE: Hi Monica.
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Monica: Hey, the mans dog just died.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, yeah. (to Monica) I put your stuff in her room, and her stuff in your room.
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Monica: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
Monica: Deal!
MONICA: Why? It's not like I'm putting little nipples on them.
Ross: Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is getting ready to go to Joeys premiere and Phoebe is still on hold.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is STILL on hold.]
Monica: Clogs.
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Monica: One.
Monica: Oh! (They hug, triumphantly.)
Chandler: 7:15. (Monica looks at him) Watch doesnt work.