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[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
Monica: (airily) Hi.
Monica: I just had the most amazing bath.
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Monica: Oh, baths are so relaxing!
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Joey: All right. Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time, and sure there are rules, but then you went to London. Oh, no, but thats different. I mean, there are rules there, too! You know what I mean?
Chandler: Yes. When Monica and I were in London, we were both in London.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]
Monica: Boy, do I have a surprise for you!
Monica: No, but someones really not going to get over that idea, are they?
Monica: I drew you a bath!
Monica: Please, could you just try it for me? Come on, I used all my best stuff! I-I-I lit some candles. I put on some music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath! And got you this little plastic Navy ship. So its a boy bath!
Monica: I swear, if you try it, you will love it!
Monica: Absolutely.
Monica: Bet I know how that discussions going to go.
Monica: (entering) So?
Monica: I told you you were a bath person! Hey, when you get out, maybe I can give you a facial!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, Monica is entering.]
Monica: Hello?
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Monica: What?
Monica: Okay, lets talk about something else.
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Monica: Umm, and looking at people differently.
Monica: What did he tell you?
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Monica: Wait a minute! He stopped talking the minute Phoebe came in!
Monica: And Phoebe is his friend, so he thinks that would be breaking the rules!
Monica: Just a minute! (To Chandler) Thats Mrs. Tribbiani!
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Monica: You just stay here! (Dumps a jar of bath salts in the bathtub)
(Monica runs out to Phoebe, who is in the kitchen)
Phoebe: Oh, hey, Monica, I brought back your iron.
Monica: Oh, you had that?
Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.
(Monica starts smiling)
Monica: Nothing.
Monica: I mean, I-I, I really shouldnt say. I mean, Im really not supposed to.
Monica: Its a humdinger!
Monica: Somebody likes you!
Monica: No!
Monica: Its Joey!
Monica: Is it something youd be interested in?
Monica: I guess that makes sense. So, you think youre going to talk to him?
Monica: Not Chandler, just Joey.
Phoebe: Yes, and Im sorry. I-I know things worked out for Chandler and Monica, but thats very rare.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Yeah, Im going to take a bath. Im just going to get a magazine.
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Monica: What do you think youre doing?
Monica: I know that youre new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.
Monica: Fine, you can have the bath, but I am taking your boat. Now youre just a girl in a tub!
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
Monica: She pulled it out of me! Shes like a conversational wizard! Howd it go?
Monica: What?
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
Phoebe: (checking for herself) (To Monica) Mazel tov.
Monica: Honey, cover it up with the boat!
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
Monica: It sure is nice to do this together, isnt it?
Monica: Im not touching you.
Monica: Its the salts.
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
MONICA: Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaks as sort of a thank-you.
Monica: Is that all?
Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Monica: I do?
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Monica: I know!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Monica: No!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Phoebe: We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... (hands meat to Monica)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont want things to change! Do you?
(Phoebe and Monica both stand up and gasp.)
Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.
MONICA: I'm a twinkie.
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Phoebe: (turning around, insistently) Monica!
Monica: Well?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: And you?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Wow!
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Monica: Rachel!
Monica: Third door on the left.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: So do them for free.
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Monica: His dancing partner?!
Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
Monica: Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Monica: Its like two miles!
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh my Gosh!
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Monica: Rach, try holding her a different way.
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?