words in movies
913 - The One Where Monica Sings
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Monica: I'm there!
Monica: You kissed him?
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Monica: I thought you hated him?
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Monica: What?
Monica: Yeah I do rock that one.
Monica: Just a little but...it's just so scary! I don't even know what I would sing...
Monica: "Delta Dawn"
Monica: Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Monica: Hi! I'm Monica and I'm gonna be singing "Delta Dawn""Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on? Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? ..."
Monica: "To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?"
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: "Take me to the mansion in the sky-y". I am sorry, the song is over. Did you see me out there?
Monica: I can�t believe I did this. I can�t believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting �look at those tips�! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Monica: Honey, you�re just in time, I�m about to sing another song!
Monica: And they love me!
Monica: All right, watch!
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Monica: Oh, who cares, they still love me! "I am so excited..."
Monica: Come on, get into bed! I want to prove to you that Im not sick! I wanna make you feel, as good as I feel. (Sneezes.)
Monica: (sympathetic) Oh. (in a pirates voice) So you made her walk the plank? Aye, matie?
Rachel: Oh, Monica, you think Skippy liked you? Honey, all those buys had a bet to see if he can knock you over.
MONICA: Alright.
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
MONICA: What's tonight?
MONICA: [walks up to Rachel in front of the TV] Tonight?
MONICA: Uh, hello.
Monica: Another good point.
DR. BURKE: Monica? My God you used to be so. . . I mean you, you, you, you must have lost like. . . You look great.
MONICA: Sorry we're late.
MONICA: I'm sorry.
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
MONICA: I am not.
RACHEL: Monica.
RACHEL: Monica.
RACHEL: Monica.
JOEY: Some girl ate Monica.
Monica: Well you let me know if you can, because yknow I can bake a pie to cover it.
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey, where is this guy, it's been over an hour!
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
Rachel: Well, someone was supposed to write "Rach, take down the lights" and put it on the re... frigerate... (finally noticing Monicas note stuck to the refrigerator) How long has that been there?
MONICA: Really.
MONICA: You too.
MONICA: What?
Monica: (gets a pack out of his jacket)
MONICA: Thanks again.
MONICA: OK, um. Goodbye.
MONICA: No one.
MONICA: Nothing.
MONICA: Stop sending food to our apartment.
Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, cmere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.
Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
MONICA: When?
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
MONICA: You're an opthamologist.
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
MONICA: Wow, is that Michelle?
MONICA: Yeah.
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
MONICA: So maybe we should just. . .
MONICA: Wow, this really sucks.
ROSS: Monica, Monica, you could come in straddling him, they still wouldn't believe it. [opens door] We're here.
ROSS: Hey, hey buddy, Marcel. Marcel. [Marcel doesn't react so Ross starts singing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [no reaction from Marcel, Monica and Joey urge him on] In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight. [Marcel looks over and everyone joins in] a-weema-way, a-weema-way..... [Marcel runs over and hops up on Ross's shoulder]
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
MONICA: Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Please, just a little bit off the back.
MONICA: Did you just flick me?
MONICA and PHOEBE: Hey.
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
MONICA: Are we still on that?
MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa.
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Monica: Hmm, care to make it interesting? Ill bet you that shell have it by this time tomorrow.
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
MONICA: Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
MONICA: Alright.
MONICA: All right, just trying to start an interesting discussion.
Monica: Maybe. I just hope she realizes how hard its gonna be.
MONICA: Hey there.
MONICA: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA: Mom, it's OK.
MONICA: That's great.
MONICA: So, are you sorry that I told them?
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA: Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see.
RACHEL: Oh really, OK. [shows Monica her tattoo]
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are setting the table.]
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
Monica: Okay, okay, I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
(Janice kisses him. Monica comes out for the newspaper.}
MONICA: Art it is.
MONICA: Joey, promise me something.
Chandler: Monica says that her Maitre D. is the funniest guy she's ever met.
CHANDLER: So whaddya got there Monica?
Phoebe: Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
MONICA: Shut up.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
[Monica goes in the bathroom]
Monica: Do I go horseback riding in the park? Do I take classes at the New School?
MONICA: Cut it out.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting between Monica and Phoebe.]
Monica: Okay, I-I d'know, you-you just- you have a quality.
MONICA: I promise you, he would definitely want you back.
Monica: Get up. Come on. Let's get some coffee.
MONICA: I was.
Monica: I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.
MONICA: Did she leave a number?
MONICA: I'm not a baby, you're the baby.
Monica: I swear I didnt know she was a hooker! I mean whDid you let her smoke in here?
Monica: Aww thanks! God Will Im so glad that you came! You look great! You mustve lost like