words in movies
[Scene: A kitchen somewhere. Monica is interviewing for a job]
MONICA: Great.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
MONICA: A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
MONICA: You got it.
MONICA: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
MONICA: That's your call.
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
MONICA: They'r alright.
MONICA: No really, they're OK.
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
MONICA: I'm outa here. [Monica leaves]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
MONICA: Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
MONICA: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
ROSS: Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
MONICA: Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: So, what's this.
MONICA: Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
MONICA: Oh, God forbid.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
MONICA: Where have you been?
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
MONICA: Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
MONICA: Because they made me.
MONICA and ROSS: In the bank.
MONICA: Anything larger back there?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Ross are standing in the kitchen. Ross is filling out a check]
MONICA: You have dinosaur checks?
MONICA: Nothin', nothin', hey you're a cheapasaurus. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, thank you, I'm very greatful.
MONICA: Oh, um, that was my bathing suit from high school. I was uh, a little bigger then.
JOEY: [pulls out a VCR tape] Hey Monica, what's on this video tape?
MONICA: Hey, you got me, put it in.
MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
MRS. GELLER: Get a shot of Monica. Where's Monica.
MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]
MR, GELLER: Wait, how do you zoom out? [zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich] There she is.
JOEY: Some girl ate Monica.
MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
MONICA: Oh, you look so great.
MONICA: Oops.
MONICA: Shoot, I think I got mayonaise on you.
MONICA: Oh, dad, turn it off.
MONICA: Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?
MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.
ROY: He'll be here OK, take a chill pill. [Chip pins Monica's corsage on, Monica then turns and whispers to Rachel]
MONICA: I just told Rachel that Roy touched my boob.
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
RACHEL, MONICA, ROY, and CHIP: Bye.
MONICA: I can't believe you did that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
MONICA: Alright.
[Monica is visibly upset]
[Scene: Michelle's, Chandler and Monica are discussing how to bribe the Maitre d'.]
Monica: No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!
Monica: It's easy! Just keep it casual! Give him a kind word, shake his hand and give him the money!
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler) That's right, I know some stuff!
Monica: (very excited) Oh, and you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!
Monica: Wow! You made a profit!
Monica: All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Monica: Y'know, Joey, I think it's time to give up the bag.
Monica: Yeah! Oh yes!
Monica: It's not Richard! Okay? It's this new guy and he's really good.
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
Monica: Bye!
Monica: Well, it just seems that
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is at the kitchen table and Chandler is in the living room.]
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
[At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]
Monica: Totally!
Monica: Oh good.
Danny: (Looking at Monica) Absolutely! Is Friday okay?
Phoebe: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Phoebe: Oh, right! (Hands Monica back her sunglasses.)
Monica: Okay. (Monica backs off.)
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Monica: They're still in my coat.
Monica: I love you.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: Changes?
(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)
(Monica stares at him.)
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Monica: Okay. (She picks a card.) Four.
Rachel: (flinches again) Monica! Come on!
Monica: I wanna say good-bye at the car!
Monica: Chandler! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Monica: Not even close.
Monica: All right.
Monica: Now, open your eyes.
Monica: Put your head back.
Monica: Sit down. (They sit down on the couch.)
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Then why did you move?!
Monica: No drops!
Monica: Oh my God, I was thinking four.
Monica: (spitting out the eyedropper) Damn! It's empty!
Rachel: Monica! Stop it!
MONICA: Ok everybody, it's time for flan.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
MONICA: I thought she just had one.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Monica: Well, its a set and they should probably stay together.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone is ringing.]
Monica: (answering it) Hello?
Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?
Monica: Go!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day.]
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
(As she moves to get it, Monica yells )
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
Monica: See now-now youre taking them away from their home.
Monica: The Richard.
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Monica: Really?
Monica: I know.
Monica: What?
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
MONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandler's, go now.
Monica: I got you a present!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Monica: But we can go, right?
Monica: Okay!
Monica: No.
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Monica: Okay!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Great!
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Monica: He's... our age.
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)
Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Monica: Who are you talking too?