words in movies
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monicas door.]
Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, whats up?
Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Here you go.
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Great! Umm (Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again.)
Monica: What?!
Monica: Phoebe! You kinda caught me at a bad time.
Monica: Yes! Exactly.
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
Monica: Phoebe, I can explain!
Monica: Well umm, Alexandra has been
Monica: Phoebe, dont get upset!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica has opened another wedding present as Chandler enters.]
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Monica: Why dont we just find a place for it?
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
Monica: Oh, okay. Here, why dont you let me do it?
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Monica: Feminine stuff.
Monica: Chandler, there is nothing in there that concerns you! If you love me you-youll let it go.
Monica: Thank you! (He tries the door again and Monica glares at him.)
Phoebe: (entering) Hello Chandler, lovely day huh? (To Monica) You!
Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Monica: Thats different, we were roommates! And when?!
Monica: Hey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.
Monica: Okay, if it means that much to you
Monica: Dinosaurs.
[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Nice! Wow Phoebe you are good!
Monica: No. Ooohh
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Oh. Oh yeah! Ohhhhh! Ohh! Oh yeah!
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters.]
Joey: Whoa, Monica runs a pretty tight ship over here. What are you doing?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
Chandler: Why would Monica be keeping Richard in here?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]
Chandler: Maybe Monica has a bobby pin.
Joey: Sure. "Monica."
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: I gotta tell you, yesterday was amazing. That massage felt so good!
Monica: So umm, what do you say we make it a weekly appointment?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: What?
Monica: Whats going on?
Monica: What? (Laughs.)
Monica: What?! Youre crazy! Theres nothing sexual about the noises I make!
Monica: Oh myThis is so embarrassing. Oh my God, Im never gonna get massaged again!
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Are you sure?
Monica: I guess.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]
Monica: (entering) (Gasps) How did you get in there?!
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Monica: No Chandler, you dont understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? Im yknow Im sick.
Monica: Really? You promise you wont tell anyone?
Monica: Well its just umm Im afraid you might mess it up.
[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Phoebe is giving Monica another massage.]
Monica: Ohhh.
Monica: Ohh. Oh! Ohh!
Monica: Oh God!
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
Monica: Uh Phoebe?
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Yknow, suddenly I find you very attractive.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Monica: All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: I pick you, Phoebe.
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Monica: You bought a boat?
Monica: Youre-youre-youre gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Chandler: Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
MONICA: It's for their own good.
Monica: (still sick) Chandler!
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone.]
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Monica: God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
Monica: Joey we know you steal our food.
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Monica: What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Monica: Poor thing!
Monica: Where were your parents?
[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
Monica: Okay. Lets bring it in.
Richard: (approaching them with a woman in tow) Monica! Chandler!
Monica: Youre jealous of Princess Caroline?
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)
Monica: Wh-what, why?
Monica: Yeah youre right, we cantwe shouldnt watch this.
Monica: Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
[Ross glares at Monica.]
Monica: Hey sweetie!
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Monica: Stop it!
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Monica: No you robot!!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Monica: I am good. I finished my book.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: (hits him lightly) Oh!
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: (getting up) Joey!
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Monica: No.
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Monica: What?!
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh my God!