words in movies
Chandler: Hey-hey, is Monica here?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentines Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.]
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Monica: Oh, yeah.
Monica: Yes! Why, did youyou forget to make yours?
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monicas side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells ]
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
Chandler: I cant figure out what to make Monica.
Chandler: Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, hes still trying to figure out what to make Monica.]
[Cut to the living room, Chandler is entering as Monica finishes wrapping her present for him on the kitchen table.]
Monica: Sure! Okay, you go first.
Monica: Okay! (She takes her present for him and they move over to sit on the couch.)
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Monica: Oh, I love it! Thank you so much!
Monica: Okay, you ready to open yours?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Yeah-yeah, you remember how I call you bunny?
Monica: Well, I did one time, and-and I want to start doing it more. See thats what this is about.
Monica: No! No, she doesnt. Uh Phoebe, what she makesthats uhtheyre sock rabbits. They are completely differentOkay! Okay! Okay! I didnt make it! Im sorry! I totally forgot about tonight and the fact that were supposed to make the presents!
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are relaxing in sexual bliss.]
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Monica: We have got to wash that! (Referring to the sock bunny.)
Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
Monica: Oop, your cake is ready!
Monica: Who the hell are you?!
Monica: The only problem!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is getting ready for Chandlers arrival. He enters and finds the place lit with candles and dinner on the table.]
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
(Monica pushes play and The Way You Look Tonight starts to play.)
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
Monica: You are just the sweetest. (They kiss.)
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Chandler: No! Youre the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is trying to explain himself to Monica.]
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: (pointing to the kitchen) Yeah you will! (Points to the bedroom) And, are you kiddin me?!
Chandler: Come on Monica, its our Valentines Day. Please? Please-please, please?
Monica: Okay.
(Monica breaks the hug and starts for the bedroom.)
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
Monica: Megan!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Monica: I am loud!
Megan: Monica!
Monica: You came?!
Monica: Oh my God! Its like one mind.
Monica: This is my dress!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: How much?
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Monica: This is the most special day of our lives.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)
Monica: You do?!
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Oh good.
Monica: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: Uh-huh, yeah.
Monica: Oh, I already have one.
Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Whats wrong Phoebe?
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Bing's weird.
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
Monica: All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.
(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot!
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Monica and Phoebe: Oh, thats great!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Monica: All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Oooh!
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Monica: Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
Monica: Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (To Chandler) Hey sweetie.
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Oh my God. He threw up?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Ross!