words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey are there. Monica is holding a piece of paper.]
Monica: So the wedding caterer sent me this list of twelve appetizers and I have to narrow it down to six.
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Monica: Chandler.
Chandler: Gap commercial. (To Monica) So did you book them? Did you call?
Monica: I will.
Monica: No, Ill do it. You just stick to your job.
Joey: This is impossible Monica, why dont you just pick all 15? (Hands back the paper.)
Monica: There were only twelve.
Monica: What are peanut butter fingers?!
[Scene: A Bridal Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are waiting for Monica who is trying on her wedding dress.]
(Monica enters from the dressing room wearing her gown.)
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Thank you Rachel but, look at Monica!
Monica: This is it. Yeah, this is the one. I cant believe I found it!
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Monica: No, I cant afford this either. No. I-I-Im, Im just to figure out which one I want then Im gonna get it at Kleinmans, this discount place in Brooklyn, day after tomorrow they are having a huge sale.
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Monica: Oh May 15th.
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Jeffery.
Monica: The best man? Wow!
Monica: Oh, my fiancee wants the Swing Kings.
[Scene: Kleinmans, a horde of women including Rachel, Phoebe, and Monica are waiting for the store to open.]
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Monica: All right.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Monica: Megan!
Megan: Monica!
Monica: You came?!
Monica: This is my dress!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Monica: Maybe I do! Im pretty feisty! (She blows the signal.)
Phoebe: IWe gotta get Monica. (She starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
(She gets to Monica who has the dress balled up in one hand and is sitting on Megan who is sprawled out on the floor.)
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: Oh
Phoebe: I know. Hand me a tissue. (Monica hands her one.)
(Rachel goes to the fridge, opens it, and blows on the whistle Monica gave her at the store, which causes Phoebe and Monica to turn around and look at her.)
(The phone rings and Monica answers it as Rachel goes into the bathroom.)
Monica: Hello? (Listens) What?! (Listens) You what?! (Listens) Hey you listen here missy! (Listens) Wh(She is hung up on.)
Monica: That was that girl Megan! She booked the Swing Kings on the day of our wedding and said that I couldnt have them back unless I gave her the dress!
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Monica: How?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Phoebe, hes gotta be in the room for that to work.
Monica: Well umm, we were just talking about the yknow, the Swing Kings and just wondering whether yknow, they were the right way to go.
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Chandler: Well its just while Monica and I were dancing to them it was the first time I knew that you were the woman I wanted to dance all my dances with.
Monica: Oh crap!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering.]
Monica: (from the bedroom) Dont come in here!
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Monica: Yeah but Im not keeping it.
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. Okay but; I-I have to return it, so you cant like it.
Monica: Really?
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Monica: Okay! But you cant rip it. Well, maybe a little.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?
Monica: All right? Whats going on?
Monica: Im sorry. Im sorry. I-I should probably leave you girls alone. (She heads for the bedroom.)
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: What?
Monica: Just mine?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.]
Monica: I cant believe this! (Storms out.)
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Monica: (shocked) What?!
(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica.)
Monica: All right!
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Its your birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Phoebe: Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Monica: Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
Monica: Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Monica: No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Werent you asked to leave sonny?
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
Monica: Chocolate-chip pancakes!
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
Monica: Really?! You promise?
Monica: Noo!!
Monica: Noo!!!
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)
Monica: Yay!
Monica: Phil!
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Monica: Awwwww (Giggles.)
Monica: Well, theyre just gonna have to wait arent they? Ive only got two hands!!
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Monicas wasted.
Chandler: Monicas a little drunk.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (entering) Hey, you guys.
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
(Monica sits down on the barca lounger.)
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Monica: Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Mrs. Geller: Speech! Come on Monica!
Monica: Oh man!
Monica: Hes gonna eat the cake!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Monica: Wouldnt you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)
Monica: Who are they killing off?
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
Monica: What?
Monica: Nooo!!
Monica: So-so you wouldve just lied?
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
Monica: Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?