words in movies
Monica: (to Joey) Whats so funny?
Monica: Oh. (she laughs)
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Monica is working, Rachel is having lunch.]
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?
Monica: Havent you and I covered that topic?
Monica: Aww, the only reason you want to go out with me because my blond wig, and the big boobs, and the fact that I serve you food.
Monica: I mean really, think about it.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Monica: Nah, he doesnt do anything for me.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Monica: Well, umm, Walker was looking for this big bus load of kids . (realises) All right, I get your point.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Uh, yeah.
Monica: Here you go.
Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so Id call him.
Monica: Thats Bill Clinton.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Rachel: Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.
Monica: Im not gonna go out with him.
Monica: Or incredibly offensive.
Secretary: You have a Miss Monica Geller here.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: Youre supposed to double the tax. Not double the tax of Romania. I mean, whats-whats the deal? Are you, are you trying to buy me? Is this the way you get girls to go out with you?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Okay, umm, youre a loon.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: Cause I dont want to encourage this kind of behaviour.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Monica: I know!!
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Monica: And thats why, Im not inviting you in for a drink. (starts to leave) Bye.
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Monica: Oh, thats sounds great.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
Monica: Oh come on, its only fair, you paid for the flight. Now is, is that enough lire?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Monica: That's so gross!
Monica: Of course!
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Hey guys.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is trying to look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.]
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: (starting to cry) Oh God!
Monica: We should go.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Y'know what, I like Kathy.
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Monica: Oh its umm, good! It's umm, its good, just here watering the plants.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is whining to Phoebe about Rachel.]
Chandler and Monica: Hey.
Monica: Ross theyre really, really, really white.
Monica: One!
Monica: Hey, look at you! Where have you been?
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Monica: Two!
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: She will be after tonight.
Monica: I gotcha. Sorry. (To Monica) So, did you ever make him throw up a whole anything?
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler whos on the couch reading.]
Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)
Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents.
Monica: Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Ross and Monica are there.]
Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)
Monica: Well, she was shocked when I told her, but then again so were most people.
Monica: Wait, were supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.
Monica: Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.
Monica: Chinadolor Bong, come on, we steal that TV Guide every week!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, and Chandler are recovering from Ross's rebuke.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading at the kitchen table as there is a knock on the door.]
Monica: Yknow she has 147,000 pairs of boots
Monica: Yeah, good for you. Y'know you're tough, you lived on the streets.
Monica: No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here!
RACHEL: God, oh God Monica, I forgot. This is our first date.
(Cut to Monica and Chandler, Monica is running up to him.)
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.]
Monica: Look, I know that I shouldve told them. I know I shouldnt care what they think. Im sorry.
Monica: Aww, honey Im sorry.
Joey: (to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London!
Rachel: Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!
Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they dont.
Monica: You really think thatll work?
Monica: God! If youre gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
Monica: Nothing.
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!
Monica: No, sweetie, I-I trust you.
[Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel laugh]
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Monica: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic.)
Monica: I lost our mattresses.
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Mr. Geller: Monica, all this food looks wonderful, you should think about doing this for a living.
[Monica rushes over to Chandlers side.]
Monica: No I totally disagree. No I think it's fine for a guy to do something like that. Such you an actor. Not that you need to,your eyebrows are...
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, and yknow you-you deserve to win. And-and yknow I was thinking about it, if-if youre Monicas maid of honor that means I get to be yours.
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
(Monica goes into Rachels room.)
Monica screaming at Ross: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
Monica: Mm-mh. I printed them out on my computer.
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
Monica: Mr. Bigot. He tells the most racist jokes.
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: (shocked) What?
Monica: Mom, uh, Chandler was just saying how beautiful your sweater is.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandler telling Phoebe and Joey the story.]
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Monica: I like 'em.
Monica: Ross, if you dont tell them, then I will!
Monica: What?! I-I-I don't, I don't do that!
Monica: I just wanted to say that I hope you do have sex tonight and I hope that you guys get back together, but I must warn you, the night that you announce your engagement Im going to announce that Im pregnant!
Monica: Well, I think I shouldnt look directly at them.
Monica: Really?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Monica: Okay.