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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking and Rachel is getting ready for a date with Joshua.]
Monica: Yknow what? It really creeps me out choosing other peoples sex clothes.
Monica: Um-hmm.
Monica: Well, youre making him a frieze salad with goat cheese and pine nuts, wild nuts, wild rice, roast asparagus, and salmon au croup.
Monica: Yeah, you were, but you decided to make salmon because you had some left over at the restaurant. And then you realised if you (Points at Rachel) bitched about it, then you (Points to herself) would stop cooking, and you (Points at Rachel) would have to make your famous baked potato and Diet Coke.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on her dinner date with Joshua.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebes book of names.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Monica: So, you wore your nightie to dinner?
Monica: Oh, no!
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Monica: Emilys straight.
Monica: This totally makes sense!
Monica: Oh, sure it does! In high school, you werent jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!
Monica: This is so much fun!
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: So?!
Monica: Pheebs?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!
Monica: What?
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: Everybody knows!
Monica: What?!?!
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
MONICA: [her and Richard return to her place] So are you ok?
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Monica: I love you, too.
Monica: Phoebe moved out.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Well, I think so.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone exept Monica is there.]
Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.
MONICA: Duh-huh!
Phoebe: (Under her breath) God, I woke the beast. Sorry. (To Monica) I was wrong obviously, I justI misspoke. It's okay.
Monica: Hey, are you okay?
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
MONICA: Really? Wow, well then come on, I wanna show you how to fold the toilet paper into a point.
Monica: I was always Joanne.
MONICA: No he went out to get pizza.
MONICA: Rachel, he like, totally changed time.
Monica: Whats the part?
Monica: Okay, here comes another camera.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is approaching the bathroom door behind which Chandler is using the facility.]
Monica: Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (pauses, listens to person on phone) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Ross: Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didnt break the porch swing, Monica did!
Monica: Wendy? -- That sounds like a girl's name.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is entering, excited.]
MONICA: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes he is. You are totally different.
MONICA: You know, it still smells like monkey in there.
Rachel: I was laughing! You made me laugh! (Monica and Rachel start to squabble)
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is shaking out the rugs on the balcony as Monica pouts in the living room.]
Monica: Not at these prices.
MONICA: That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
Monica: (sees the bed) Whats this?
Monica: This is not the bed I ordered!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Monica: Phoebe!
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Its Monicas bed. What?
Monica: When did I sign for it?
Monica: Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offers her, her hand to comfort her.)
Monica: Thats a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Yknow (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)
Phoebe: Monica, I really appreciate you checking in on me, but I'm actually feeling a lot better. Yeah, I just kinda want to be alone right now.
Monica: Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
Monica: ...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there]
[Scene: Mattress King, Monica is trying to return her bed.]
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Monica: Lets get the show on it!
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: No were not.
Monica: I got it!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Monica: Give it. Give it.
Monica and Rachel: Oh!!
Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Monica: Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?
Monica: So, Ill get-get back to my friend.
Monica: (seeing her) Okay, lets go!! Lets hit the road!!
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Chandler: I cant figure out what to make Monica.
Ben: Monica.
Ben: Monica bang!
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: You okay?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there.]
(Monica smiles to cover her embarrassment, but Rachel sadly looks away...)
MONICA: Yes, I will start with the carpaccio, and then I'll have the grilled prawns.
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Ben: Monica.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Ben: Monica bang!
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)