words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! Im touching three down! (She has her hand on his shoulder.)
Monica: Three down knows Im married, whats three down doin?
Monica: (To Chandler) You think were being obvious?
[The next one is from Episode 603: The One With Rosss Denial, Joey is amazing Phoebe and Monica by holding his breath.]
Monica: Joey! Youre doing great!
Monica: Bye. (They resume their previous positions.)
[The next one is from Episode 401: The One With The Jellyfish, where Monica, Joey, and Chandler are relating that tragic day they spent on the beach.]
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (Stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (Looks at Joey.)
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone is reading Joeys interview.]
Monica: You slept with her didnt you?
Monica: Stop it!
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Monica: No you robot!!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Monica: I am good. I finished my book.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: (hits him lightly) Oh!
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: (getting up) Joey!
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Monica: No.
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Monica: What?!
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh my God!
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Joey: All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! (To Chandler and Monica) You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine! (They start to leave.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Monica: Okay!!
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
Monica: Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
Monica: Its not mayonnaise!!
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Monica: Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!
Monica: Well, youre not.
Rachel: Monica. Youve, youve done it right?
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Monica: Put it out!!
Monica: Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
Monica: I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
Ross: (To Monica) Yeah, shes fired.
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.
Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Monica: No-no-no, no! Its sensual!
Monica: Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Yeah, me too.
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Monica: I was kidding.
Monica: How many?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
Monica: Noo!! Okay!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Monica: Chandler?
Monica: Thats the couch.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.