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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Monica: Ok, um, I'll go with you.
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Monica: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?
Monica: But I'm...
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Monica: You're welcome.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Monica: You had a salad.
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
Phoebe: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey, where is everybody?
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
Monica: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Monica: Judy.
Monica: Julie.
Monica: Jody!
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Monica: That is not true!
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep.]
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Monica: It's that terrible?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk. They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored. He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!" Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay honey, hes fine, hes fine, lets just put him down. Come here, Ben. (sets him on the couch) See thats a good boy. (to Monica) How could you do that to him!! Ross trusted me, what is he going to say?!
Monica: Nope, shes perfect.
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Monica: I dont think theres anything.
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Monica: (on phone) Whats up?
Monica: Oh, put him on!
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are there. Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Was he falsely accused of something? (They look hopeful)
Monica: Joey, why dont you put them in the lost and found?
Monica: "Oh my God, I love Ross! I hate Ross! I love Ross! I hate Ross!"
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Monica: Im not talking to her!
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Monica: What?!
Monica: I would love too, but I cant! I mean I just cant, you know that Im not good at confrontation.
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left!
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Monica: So that was the baby's room. (They come out and Chandler throws Joey behind the couch and puts his foot on him. Monica looks at Chandler)
Monica: Because its my apartment!
Rachel: Great! Monicas moving!
Monica: Wouldnt you be?
Monica: No Phoebe I am mad!
Monica: (entering) I am not!
Monica: Heres your key (Gets him one.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Monica and Rachel: What?!
Monica: Really?
Rachel: Oh really? Like what Monica?
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Monica: (entering with Chandler) Who? (She looks out the window at Rosss apartment) Is that your sister?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: She really left.
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
[Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.]
Monica: I know, I just thought it would be fun.
Monica: (sits down) Oh good. Good, look I'm so sorry, for screwing up that cutting-her-out plan. But I have a new plan. Chandler agreed to call here in a few minutes with an emergency.
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Monica: Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
[Monica enters]
Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week!
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica and Rachel and Phoebe are planning their respective strategies to break the other pairing. Joey is not amused.
MONICA: It's gonna be ok. Ryan's been under water. He's just gonna be so glad that you don't have barnicles on your butt.
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Monica: Good. What made you change your mind?
Monica: We'll see.
Monica:: Im very, very drunk right now.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: (trying to be seductive) Calling Dr. Big, Dr. Big to the bed.
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Monica: Uh, Rach, it's the Visa card people.
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
MONICA: Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I saw you eat a cheeseburger.
Chandler: Yknow what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesnt look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Rachel: Monica, betting the apartment, I dont know about this.
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Monica: Oh my God Stu! I-I cant believe you did this! Now are you absolutely sure shes a hooker?
Monica: Anyway, I picked up this outfit that I want to wear and the, and the boots dont really go with it.
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Monica: What?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
[Monica tries to come in]
Monica: Naked?
Monica: How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your hair... for example.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Monica: That's so gross!
Monica: Of course!
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Nah, while you're at Ross's if you see any lying around
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Monica: Well thank God you were here! I mean, we have to erase that!
Rachel: No, Monica! Monica! We have to fix this!
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Hey guys.