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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Monica: Ok, um, I'll go with you.
Joey: Monica what're you doin'? You can't go shopping with her? What about Rachel?
Monica: It's gonna be a problem, isn't it?
Monica: But I'm...
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Monica: You're welcome.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch.
Monica: You had a salad.
Phoebe: I went shopping with Monica all day, and I had a salad.
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
Phoebe: (Monica is yanking on her bra strap) Bras! We bought bras! We bought bras.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol is dropping Ben off for Ross to watch.]
Monica: Hello? Oh, Hi, Ju(Sees Rachel is watching)Hi, Jew! (Walks into the kitchen.) (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens.) Uh huh? (Listens) Ok. (Listens) Um, sure, that'd be great. See ya then. Bye. (Hangs up.)
Monica: Yes. Uh, yes, I did. That was my friend, Eddie Moskowitz. Yeah, he likes it. Reaffirms his faith.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Rachel, and Joey are eating, and Phoebe is preparing Ben's milk.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey, where is everybody?
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: You know what probably happened? Someone musta stolen my credit card.
Monica: That is an excellent excellent question. That is excellent.
Rachel: Monica, what is with you? Who'd you have lunch with?
Monica: Judy.
Monica: Julie.
Monica: Jody!
Monica: Look, when it started I was just trying to be nice to her because she was my brother's girlfriend. And then, one thing led to another and, before I knew it, we were...shopping.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Monica: That is not true!
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ben is playing in his crib while Chandler and Ross are leaning against the rim and are completely asleep.]
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do.
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Monica: It's that terrible?
Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Monica: (crying) I'd do anything for you. (They hug again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk. They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored. He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!" Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]
Chip: So ah, Monica ready yet?
The Museum Official: (on machine) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller.
Phoebe: Yeah, but Monica, do you actually want to be in a relationship where you can actually use the phrase, "Thats not how your dad used to do it."
Monica: Okay, but all right youre a guy, does it not freak you that youre never gonna sleep with anybody else?
MONICA: Yeah, we switched meat suppliers at work, and the new guys gave me the steaks as sort of a thank-you.
Monica: Is that all?
Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.
Monica: Ohh, how is he?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Monica: I do?
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
Monica: Thanks, Im set. Do you still live with your parents?
Monica: I know!
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date?
Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel: Thats a good call. Right.
Monica: No!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Phoebe: We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... (hands meat to Monica)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
Monica: I knew that! Rachel! Use youre head!
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont want things to change! Do you?
(Phoebe and Monica both stand up and gasp.)
Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.
MONICA: I'm a twinkie.
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
MONICA: Do you want me to cry? Is that what you want? Do you wanna see me cry?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Erica: Yeah... it's almost definitely him. (Monica and Chandler look confused now)
Monica: No honey, Im sorry, but the weekends not over yet.
MONICA: This is so wild. Ya know, I gotta admit, I was kinda surprised that you agreed to go on a blind date.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: Isnt he an architect now?
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Monica: What?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]
Ross: Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away.
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Ross: Monica and I have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral, name that grandmother!
Phoebe: (turning around, insistently) Monica!
Monica: Well?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: And you?
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Wow!
Monica: I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but, were you planning on bringing up the whole baby/lesbian thing? Because I think it might take some of the heat off me.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Monica: Rachel!
Monica: Third door on the left.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Fat Monica: Hi, I'm Ross's little sister.
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
(Ross spots Chandler and starts chasing him around the kitchen table. Chandler runs and hides behind Monica.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
Monica: So do them for free.
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
(Joey slides a plate away from Monica towards Chandler, who hides it under the table.)
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
Monica: His dancing partner?!
Monica: (sets down some cards) Gin.
Monica: Wait, now so you joined the gym?
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Chandler, Joey, and Monica admiring their new table.]
Chandler: Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
Monica: Yes you did! You did like a little hop.
[Cut to the Men's room. Chandler is practicing flashing his badge as Monica enters.]
Monica: Its like two miles!
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh my Gosh!
[Scene: Central Perk, the next morning. Chandler, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Monica: Just be yourself. But, not too much.
Monica: Okay, look, I-I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Monica: Rach, try holding her a different way.
MONICA: Did you know I was allergic to shellfish?