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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are cuddling on the couch.]
Monica: Of course! Joey wouldnt let you have one?
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Monica: Pretty much.
Joey: (entering) Hey Monica!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Chandler: No-o-o! (To Monica) No? (She nods no.) No-o-o! Look Joey, heres the thing, Monica and I have decided to live together, here. So, Im gonna be moving out man.
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Monica: Wait! Joey! Joey! Are you okay?!
Chandler: Look, I-Im just gonna be right across the hall and I promise you, the minute Monica and I break up Im moving right back in with you!
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey Pheebs!
Monica: Hey, have you seen Rachel?
Monica: I have some pretty exciting news!
Monica: No! Chandler and I are moving in together!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Well umm, Chandler and I are moving in together.
Monica: Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]
Monica: Ugh, I thought you were Rachel!
Monica: I just tell her, I have to get it over with. I told Ross and Phoebe and shes the only one left!
Monica: No.
Chandler: (To Monica) All yours babe. (Walks away.)
Monica: Have a seat. (They sit at the table.) Okay, listen umm, Chandler and I are going to live together, here.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Yes, we are. (Chandler is frantically trying to get Monica to correct her.)
Monica: Yeah, hes gonna work on that.
Monica: (singing) Well be waiting for you
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are still debating about how to tell Rachel that Chandlers moving in and shes moving out.]
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Monica: Im not your best friend?
Monica: All right, all right, at least Im prepared.
Monica: (slapping his hand) Hey!
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Monica: No! But, Im throwing this shirt away! I think there was a little misunderstanding before.
Monica: Umm, when I said that uh, that Chandler and I wanted to umm, live together we meant alone together.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Monica: Okay. Dont you want a cookie?
Rachel: Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.
Monica: Maybe, do you need a tissue?
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Monica: I made them!
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Monica: Really well. Yeah. Surprisingly well. Yeah, she didnt cry. She wasnt angry or sad. (Sits down, slightly disgusted.)
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Monica: Hey Rach, what about this? (She holds up a chrome 5-point star.) Huh? Who-who gets this? See, I dont know if I want it because it might be yknow, too many memories!
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Monica: Something to remember me by!
Monica: But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Monica: An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasnt significant to you!
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
Monica: Whats hard to believe?
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Monica: No-no, wait! Just let me finish, okay? This isnt something that we just, we just impulsively decided in-in Vegas, this is something we both really want. And it is going to happen.
Monica: Yeah, sweetie.
Monica: No.
Monica: Im gonna miss you! (They hug.)
Monica: I know!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels as Ross walks through the door. Rachel is holding the chrome star and crying.]
Rachel: Monica and Chandler are really moving in here and I have to move out and everything is changing.
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Phoebe: Okay umm, well, first Chandler and Monica will get married and be filthy rich by the way. Yeah. But it wont work out.
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
(Monica and Ross push to the front)
Monica: Toothpick?
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Monica: And?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Monica: For what?
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Rachel: Monica.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Phoebe: Yay! I love drunk Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Joey: Probably Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Monica: Joey!
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Monica: Oh please, you just want more blue pins.
[Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]
Monica: Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Monica: You went out with Wallis Pincer?
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Monica: Oh Joey!
Monica: Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Monica: No she hasnt.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]
Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Monica: Hey.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Monica: The show?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Monica: Between you and
Monica: (writing on a piece of paper) Phyllis is sitting in a chair.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Rachel: Monica what?
Monica: Thank you.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.)
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Monica: Its kind of an important one!
Chandler: (writing) Monica
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Monica: Well?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: What?
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: You love me!
Chandler: Look, Monica