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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for Rachels baby shower.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Also both of your sisters called and neither can make it.
Monica: Oh my God, your mother!
Monica: Well, given that we forgot to invite her it would be an awfully big coincidence if she was.
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Monica: (interrupting her) Oh give it a rest!
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: Oh, hello Monica.
Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Monica: Yeah, Im sorry. Im-Im so sorry.
Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? Its today at four.
Monica: Thank you. (Hangs up.)
Monica: Son of a bitch! (Calls Mrs. Green again.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachels baby shower is underway. Monica and Phoebe are working in the kitchen.]
Monica: You ordered a stripper for the shower?! That is totally inappropriate!
Monica: Hi!
Monica: Yes, thank you so much. And again, were so sorry. We could not feel worse about it.
Monica: Shes still mad.
Monica: Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?
Monica: Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe.]
Monica: What?
Monica: I personally would be honored if she wanted to live with me.
Monica: Thats right. That is right, you go over there and tell her you dont want her to live with you. Do not take no for an answer!
Monica: (To Phoebe) This is great! Now shes gonna be mad at Rachel! Yknow what? And Im just gonna swoop in there and be like the daughter she never had.
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
Monica: Rachel, listen to your mother. She is very smart.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
Mrs. Green: Now dont worry! Everythings gonna be okay. (Hugs Rachel while she is standing and Rachel is sitting, seeing this Monica decides to join in on the hugging by hugging Mrs. Green from behind her back.)
Monica: It is going to be okay! (Mrs. Green glances over her shoulder and glares at Monica while she heads for the bathroom.) It was worth a shot.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mrs. Green is telling Ross what needs to be done to baby proof his apartment.]
Rachel: Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
Monica: Its frightening.
Monica: (laughs) Youre still so funny. Youre so funny. (To Phoebe) What do I do?
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Monica: Really?
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Monica: Thats right! Maybe its time you took a good hard look at a mirror young lady old lady lady!
Phoebe: (To Monica) Wrap it up, wrap it up, wrap it up
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Monica: Yeah? Im proud of me too.
Monica: Yeah could-could-could you get me something to drink?
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Monica: Stop it!
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Monica: No you robot!!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Monica: I am good. I finished my book.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: (hits him lightly) Oh!
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: (getting up) Joey!
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Monica: No.
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Monica: What?!
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh my God!
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
Monica: Okay, I will. Remember that thing that we just discussed that you wanted to do?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Monica: Sorry. So hows it going with Joey?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Monica: Hey! Continuing the countdown of your favorite meals. Tonight, No. 3, macaroni and cheese with cut up hot dogs.
Joey: All right! All right! Enough! Enough! Enough!! Enough! (To Chandler and Monica) You two go home! I-I-I gotta talk to Janine! (They start to leave.)
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Monica: Okay!!
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
Monica: Phoebe! But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.
Monica: Its not mayonnaise!!
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Monica: Yeah, a lot. A lot, a lot!
Monica: Well, youre not.
Rachel: Monica. Youve, youve done it right?
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
Monica: Put it out!!
Monica: Phoebe! Put that cigarette out!
Monica: I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.]
Ross: (To Monica) Yeah, shes fired.
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.
Monica: (handing her a cup) Here you go sweetie.
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Monica: (to Joey) Okay, Ill go!
Monica: No-no-no, no! Its sensual!
Monica: Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is in the kitchen as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Yeah, me too.
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
(Phoebe mocks what Monica just said. Ross pulls Chandler aside.)
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
Monica: You dont want to know what tonight was.
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Monica: I was kidding.
Monica: How many?
Monica: No. Hes not a horrible guy.
Monica: Noo!! Okay!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is going through her purse as Rachel rushes in.]
Monica: Chandler?
Monica: Thats the couch.
MONICA: I can't believe Joey's having lunch with his stalker. What i-, what is she like.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: Hey, check me out, Im a slut!
Monica: Are you okay?
Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.