words in movies
Monica: It sounds interesting!
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
(Monica points at Joey, Rachel turns and sees him)
Monica: (whispering) You can't!
Rachel: (whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
Monica: In the hall.
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Monica: Who, who are they?
Monica: Both of them?
Monica: Which one?
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Monica: What the hell are you cooking!
Monica: Hey!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Monica: What's so bad about that?
Monica: (fingering her elbow): Ross?
Monica: (to Chandler) Is he gonna introduce us?
Chandler: (to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
Monica: (to chandler) Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Monica: (to Ross) So, did you two have fun?
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!
Monica: Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Monica: You're not sick!
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Monica: Ok, what is this?
Monica: (aloud) WHAT?
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
Monica: Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
Kyle Lowder: (to Monica) Hi. (walks on)
Monica: (Yells after him) I love you!
Monica: Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Monica: (yelling after him) We will!!
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Monica: I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
(Cut to Monica holding up her shirt, revealing her bra. An actor stands beside her, holding a pen in his hand.)
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Joey: Monica!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.
Monica: You really liked it?
Monica: Oh really!
Monica: No!
Monica: So I got it when I was 13...
(Rachel approaches Monica)
Rachel: (to Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Monica: What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
Monica: And I can't stop you.
[Scene: The theater. Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line]
Monica: Oh, you're so wonderful.
Joey: Who would you rather sleep with Monica or Rachel?
Monica: I'm kidding! I'm kidding!
Phoebe: Oh, right! (Hands Monica back her sunglasses.)
Monica: Okay. (Monica backs off.)
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Monica: They're still in my coat.
Monica: I love you.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: Changes?
(Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel are carrying a couch through the door)
(Monica stares at him.)
MONICA: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called Be Your Own Windkeeper. It's about how women need to become more empowered.
Monica: Okay. (She picks a card.) Four.
Rachel: (flinches again) Monica! Come on!
Monica: I wanna say good-bye at the car!
Monica: Chandler! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Monica: Me too. (they all leave)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Monica: Not even close.
Monica: All right.
Monica: Now, open your eyes.
Monica: Put your head back.
Monica: Sit down. (They sit down on the couch.)
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Then why did you move?!
Monica: No drops!
Monica: Oh my God, I was thinking four.
Monica: (spitting out the eyedropper) Damn! It's empty!
Rachel: Monica! Stop it!
MONICA: Ok everybody, it's time for flan.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Monica has all the supplies she needs and is getting ready to leave.]
MONICA: I thought she just had one.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica have returned from Julies.]
Monica: Well, its a set and they should probably stay together.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Mac: (on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is that cheerleaders and high explosives dont mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel, Chandler, and Monica arent amused.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the phone is ringing.]
Monica: (answering it) Hello?
Monica: Joey, what's it like on a movie set, huh? Do you have a dressing room? Do you have a chair with your name on it?
Monica: Go!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is telling Chandler and Monica about her day.]
Rachel: Look! This is ridiculous. We should be packing you!! (She knocks over Monica, grabs a box, and runs into the kitchen.)
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
(As she moves to get it, Monica yells )
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is sitting in the living room and Phoebe is standing in the kitchen as the phone rings.]
Monica: No, he's not. And if I can't get pregnant with you, then I don't want to get pregnant by... him or anyone else.
[Cut to Monica and Rachel's]
Chandler: Y'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so
Monica: See now-now youre taking them away from their home.
Monica: The Richard.
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Monica: Really?
Monica: I know.
Monica: What?
Monica: Okay, you can not tell Chandler. Okay? That I ran into Richard.
MONICA: Right now, Joey and Chandler's, go now.
Monica: I got you a present!
Joey: Now-now, listen this is just a first draft so (Starts to read the piece of paper he brought.) "We are gathered here today on this joyous occasion to celebrate the special love that Monica and Chandler share." (Monica and Chandler like it so far.) Eh? (He continues reading.) "It is a love based on giving and receiving. As well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving." (Phoebe nods her approval.) "We too can share and love and have and receive."
Monica: But we can go, right?
Monica: Okay!
Monica: No.
Monica: (overhearing that) Why don't you just go out with her!
Monica: Ditch you? Phoebe, you were pregnant with the triplets!
Monica: Okay!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Great!
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Monica: He's... our age.
Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.
Monica: Hey Rach, remember that great song, Me, Myself, and I? (And on the "I" part she mimics poking her eye.)
Monica: Phoebe, you don't eat animals.
Monica: Who are you talking too?
Monica: I'm so sorry.
Monica: Phoebe, you'll catch pneumonia.
Monica: I knew you were not okay with that.
Monica: I promise you, next time I will absolutely tell you.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Monica: No it is not!
Phoebe: (To Monica under her breath) Simmons! Go with Simmons!
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Monica: Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
(He starts taking his time opening it. Finally Monica snaps.)
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
Monica: (to the bartender) Thank you.
MONICA: Could you guys please try to keep it down, we're trying to start a Boggle tournament.
Monica: (on phone) Hi, umm I know this is last minute, but weve decided to throw an impromptu baby shower for Rachel today.
Monica: Y'know what? You're right Phoebe. You're right. Thank you! (Gets up to find Chandler.)
Monica: Forget it. (they all turn and listen to Billy and Robin)
Monica: Hmm.
Monica: Since we've been going out, I think I've mentioned his name twice!
Monica: (looks around) Well, with all these doctors and nurses, Im gonna say, midget rodeo.
Monica: What did you do to his sweater vests?
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
MONICA: And, well, don't you have a lot of wild oats to sew? Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh my God, am I an oat?