words in movies
Monica: Tell him.
Monica: Just...please tell him.
Monica: Look at you, you won't even look at him.
Chandler: Interesting, cause in my dreams, I'm allways surprisingly inadequate. (Monica pats him on his lap)
(Chandler, Monica and Phoebe looks at him)
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: He's... our age.
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
Monica: No, of course not. It's not even an issue. Cause I told him I was 22.
Monica: Oh, I can't pass for 22?
Monica: I am 26.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there. Monica is just finishing cleaning the windows.]
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
Monica: What?
Monica: I don't know. Look he's a great guy and I love being with him but... you know. Things happen, and they happen. You don't plan these things.
Monica: Yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.]
Monica: Did not.
Monica: How was that possible?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Unless...
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'
Monica: Ethan?
Monica: Are you a virgin?
Monica: Really?
Monica: You keep saying that.
Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.
Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that.
Monica: Um, okay, here it goes. I'm not 22. I'm, I'm 25... and thirteen months.
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Monica: You're not a senior?
Monica: Ok...ay.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: Don't say it. (closes Ethan's mouth with her hand)
Monica: Really?
Monica: Well,fall out of it. You know, you shouldn't even be here, it's a school night. Oh god, oh god. I'm like those women that you see with shiny guys named Chad. I'm Joan Collins.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone exept Monica is there.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
(Monica takes of her walkman)
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh.
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
(Monica stares at Rachel)
Monica: Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?
Monica: Aren't you gonna...
Monica: That was gonna be my opener.
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Young Ethan: All right, look. I've gotta tell you something. I'm not 17. I only said so that you'd think I was cute and vunerable. I'm actually 30, I have a wife, I have a job, I'm your Congressman. Monica, this is ridiculous, we're great together. We can talk, we make each other laugh, and the sex. Oh, man, okay i have no frame of graft, but I thought that was great.
Monica: It was.
Monica: Ethan, it's um... it's icky.
Monica: This isn't easy for me either. I wish things were different, I... If you were a few years older, or if I was a few years younger, or if we lived in biblical times, I would really...
Monica: ...love you.
(Ross, Rachel and Joey come back from the bathroom. They discover that Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is watching TV, but turns it off, and Rachel is sleeping on the couch. Ross puts a blanket over her.]
Ross: Monica, let's go. Come on now people, woman in labor.
Ross: Monica, come on now. Let's go, baby coming.
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
Monica: I can't belive it, I'm gonna be an aunt. I'm gonna have like a nephew.
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Monica: I read to you.
Monica: (shocked) I hope by maid you mean mistress, because if some other woman was here cleaning then
Monica: I can't believe they called, and we're actually getting a baby. (she kisses Chandler)
Monica: Look, you and I went to different high schools...
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
MONICA: Ok, here, watch this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is on the phone in the kitchen.]
Monica: Fantastic! I have one question: How is that possible?
Phoebe: (softly) Sorry. (Camera pans back to Monica, still on phone)
Monica: Oh my God! Ross, are you in England? Was Emily surprised?
[Cut to Rachel listening to a phone conversation between Chandler and Monica in The One With All the Resolutions.]
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Monica: Not everybody's happy. Hey Bobby!
[Scene: A Street: Monica and Phoebe are walking to a newsstand.]
Monica: And the musicians, look, they can go over here (Points to a little alcove), okay? And the chairs can face this way (Points), and (Points to Ross) You go.
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
(from 1.01 - "The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate - The Pilot")
Monica: Yeah hey, a weird thing happened today whey I was at brunch. This woman overheard that I was marrying you and-and then she she wished me good luck.
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Monica: Then you two can, can sneak into the cockpit, and things will start to heat up, and then a stewardess comes in (Ross looks at her.) Ive been watching too much porn.
Rachel: Alright, Monica, I want you to have the first taste.
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
Monica: And Monica knows...
Monica: Phoebe, what is it?
Monica: Phoebe, what's the matter?
Monica: That is the unusual activity. Look, they just wanna see if you're okay.
Monica: Are you sure?
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Monica: Well, what happened?
Monica: Was it...?
Monica: Oh!
Monica: (excited) I can do that!
Monica: Ross, you've got to do something about the humping.
Monica: Okay. (she gets ready to go) Can you give me a little push?
Monica: I'll meet somone else. There'll be other Alans.
Monica: Ok. Hold on. (her mobile phone rings) Geller here! No! I said it has to be there by 4 o'clock. Goodbye. (she hangs up) Oh, how hard it is to make an ice sculpture?
Monica: Oh, you're right.
Ross: (pulls Monica back) ...and I really think it should be me.
Monica: No Joey! Chandler could be your assistant! See, he could answer all of your fan mail and stuff!
Monica: Jody!
Phoebe: No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Monica: (spitting out her drink in shock) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...
Chandler: Nothing, Monica and I had a stupid fight.
(She sees Monica sneaking out) Okay, thank you very much, I'm gonna take a short break! (Runs out, knocking over the mike stand)
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
Monica: No, I havent.
Monica: It just makes more sense as an ensemble.
Monica: Im fine. (She goes into one of those half sneezing, half-coughing fits that you get with a bad cold or flu.)
Monica: C'mon up.
Monica: Hello?
Monica: You do know that was me who just said that right? (He doesnt respond and she turns on the light, waking him.) Hey. As long as were both up
Monica: Chandler, we have talked about this. You are not supposed to give people advice! Now couldn't you just have made some sort of inappropriate joke?
Monica: Wait-wait, go back to that sibling thing.
Monica: You're welcome.
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Joey is pacing around as Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: Wow! A lipper from Chipper.
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Monica: Okay...who are you?
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Monica: Oh, c'mon in.
Monica: Hi...May I help you?
Monica: Ross! He's playing with my spatulas again!
Phoebe: But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?
Monica: How's it going?
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see right into your apartment!
Rachel: Monica! I couldnt find him for two hours! He was having sex with Amy Welch!
Monica: Let go! Im a tiny little woman!!
Monica: So you talked to your dad, huh.
Monica: Hold on a second, just put a little club soda on it (does so) and it should umm, be.....
Monica: You can not do this.
Monica: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.
Monica: Define fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is throwing Paolo's clothes over the side.]
Monica: (not amused by Chandlers joke) I miss Rachel. (To Chandler) No, my parents.
Phoebe: Well at least all my songs don't taste like garlic. Yeah, there are other ingredients Monica.
Monica: There's more beer, right?
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds! I can hear the voices in my head again! (Monica looks at her strangely) Im kidding. (She smiles wickedly.)
Monica: I'd rather hang out with a sniveling work weasel guy when I can be hanging out with my boyfriend who I actually respect.
Monica: Ok, well, what kind of ritual?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Monica: Oh, Chandler, sorry.
Janice: Hi, Monica.
Monica: I'll be right back.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Monica: Can we just start throwing things in?
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
Monica: No.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
The Croupier: Comin' out. Place your bet. (Monica does so.) Dice are out. (The woman next to Monica rolls the dice.) Double or nothin'! Pay the front line! (Monica won and doubled the chip.)
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Monica: Rach, come see who's out here!
Monica: They're nice guys.
Monica: Make a wish?