words in movies
(Phoebe and Monica walk in from getting some coffee.)
Monica: How are you doing?
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Monica: Hey, you wanna see something?
Monica: Umm, this is going to be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. Honey?
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Monica: (freaking out) What-what-whats that now?!
Monica: What?! Are you kidding me?! You-you-you think were ready to have a baby now?!
Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Monica: Thats it! Right there! Is all I wanted!
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Chandler is looking at the babies as Monica walks up.]
Monica: Oh good God! If you want a baby so bad just go steal it!
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies?
Monica: What?
Monica: We are pretty good.
Monica: Well maybe Im ready now. I mean, its a little scary, but maybe its right.
Monica: What?!!
Monica: So were gonna try? I mean, are we trying?
Monica: Okay, hold on a sec.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now.
Monica: No, not here. Maybe here.
Monica: And its so clean!!
[Scene: An Empty Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: I think we found a place.
Monica: Umm, wait! Do you want to set the mood a little?
Monica: Okay! Okay! Make me sterile, but okay.
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
[Scene: Another Hospital Room, Chandler and Monica enter and start making out.]
Monica: We could, or we can have sex in it.
Monica: (lying down on the bed) Okay mister! Fertilize me!
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Here. (Hands her to Monica.)
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Monica: Whats the matter?
Monica: Its okay honey, youll find a name.
Monica: Yeah, Ive had them picked out since I was fourteen.
Monica: Umm, okay. If its a boy its Daniel.
Monica: I dont want to say.
Monica: Okay. Its Emma.
Monica: Take it.
Monica: Its clearly an Emma.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Phoebe: (to Monica) Yknow, suddenly I find you very attractive.
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Monica: All right, biggest suite in the place. Come on! (Rolls the dice.)
Monica: Well, that's different. My lie didn't make one of us a felon in 48 states. What were you thinking?
Monica: I pick you, Phoebe.
Monica: Why else would we be here?
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Monica: You bought a boat?
Monica: Youre-youre-youre gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Oh, Phoebe, she couldn't stop crying! With those thick glasses, her tears looked giant.
Chandler: Oh yes! Monica, get in here! There's a high-speed car chase on!
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
MONICA: It's for their own good.
Monica: (still sick) Chandler!
Monica: (entering) Chandler, I think Im sick.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Ross are doing a crossword, Monica is cooking, and Chandler is still staring at his phone.]
Monica: Yeah?
Monica: Okay, if you really wanna have sex
Monica: God, I'm sorry! I'll go back and get it!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel enters and walks quickly over to the window to watch Rosss apartment. We see that Rosss apartment is empty.]
Monica: Is he crazy?! You just had Rosss baby!
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
MONICA: Look. [they look at Joey in the kitchen with a cigar in his mouth, looking at his reflection in a spatula] Joey, do you know we can see you from here?
Monica: Joey we know you steal our food.
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Monica: Are you kidding me?! Is this; is this turning you on?
Monica: What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while you three have a conversation?
Monica: And everybody has to wear costumes. (And theres general disconcertment.) Come on! Itll be fun!
Monica: What? We took a walk, nothing happened. I can back with nothing all over me.
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Monica: (crying) This is my favorite part.
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Monica: Poor thing!
Monica: Where were your parents?
[Scene: at Barry and Mindy's reception, Monica and Richard are sitting at a table, and Monica is trying to throw a piece of candy into his mouth.]
Monica: Okay. Lets bring it in.
Richard: (approaching them with a woman in tow) Monica! Chandler!
Monica: Youre jealous of Princess Caroline?
Monica: Guys, whats going on?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Monica: Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in my shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you.
Monica: Thats Phoebe! Where did you get that?
(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)
Monica: Wh-what, why?
Monica: Yeah youre right, we cantwe shouldnt watch this.
Monica: Hold on a second! What is that on her ankle?
Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.
[Ross glares at Monica.]
Monica: Hey sweetie!
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Monica: Stop it!
RICHARD: Monica... [He re-enters the bedroom and Monica jumps on the bed, trying to cover it.] Hey Mon, I have a question. Is Leroy the baddest man in the whole damn town or the fattest man in the whole damn town?
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Monica: Cause if you do that means youd be cancelling it for me, and were just friends.
Monica: No you robot!!
Monica: Oh hi! Hi! Yknow, we were just talking about bacon.
Monica: I am good. I finished my book.
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: (hits him lightly) Oh!
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
Rachel: Ohh, of course Monicas brother!
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Yes, but you are dead inside.
[Scene: Monicas Restaurant Kitchen, she is frantically working and is handing two finished dishes to a waitress.]
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Bye.
Monica: Oh no! Whats the matter?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Monica: Joey just hired Chandler to be his assistant!
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Monica: Hey!
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
[Scene: later, Richard and Monica are dancing]
Monica: (getting up) Joey!
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Monica: Rach, hes a friend of ours.
Monica: No.
Monica: And I assume, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Joey: (turning and whispering to Monica) Shes not crazy is she?
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! No!!
Monica: What?!
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Monica: Youre his bitch.
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: Oh my God!