words in movies
Monica: Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy!
Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are preparing for a barbecue for Rachel's birthday.]
Monica: OK, we got the cole slaw, we got the buns...
Phoebe: We've got the ground-up flesh of formerly cute cows and turkeys, ew... (hands meat to Monica)
Monica and Phoebe: Ewww!
Monica: Oh Joey, Melanie called, said she's gonna be late.
Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
Monica: Man's got a point.
Monica: Joey... we always know what you mean.
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: You're going to China?
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Ross: (to Monica): Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Oh no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
Monica: You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.
[Time lapse. Melanie, Joey's girlfriend, is there with Joey, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel. Ross is gone.]
Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
Monica: Hey, hold on there, tiger. How's it going? How you holding up?
(Monica rolls her eyes.)
Monica: So, uh, have you ever thought about being there for her?
Monica: Y'know, just be there for her.
Monica: Think about it.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea?
Monica: No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave for another forty-five more minutes.
Monica: From here to the airport?
Monica: Rachel, what're you gonna say to him?
Monica: Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
Monica and Phoebe: Sure.
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Monica: Another good point.
Monica: Why isn't it working out?
Monica: Is he not cute enough for you?
Monica: Does he not make enough money?
Monica: Is there? Is there someone else?
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, one week later. Monica is seated, Rachel comes out of her bedroom.]
Monica: Hey, great skirt! Birthday present?
Monica: Oh, from who?
Monica: Well, it's the thought. Hey, doesn't Ross's flight get in in a couple hours? At gate 27-B?
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Monica: Oh, why?
Monica: (gets up) No, no, no, no, no, no pressure, no pressure!
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Monica: I am not 'so'! OK, I was a teensy bit weird at first, but... I'll be good. I promise.
Monica: Behind my brother's back? (Rachel glares at her) ... is exactly the kind of crazy thing you won't be hearing from me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is having drinks with her date, Carl.]
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.
MONICA: You'll do what?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
MONICA: Really?
MONICA: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Hi Monica!
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
MONICA: Keep talkin'.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Monica: God, what is wrong with me.
Monica: What are you the memory woman?
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Monica: Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I know I do.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Monica: I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!
Monica: Oh, they-they sent me home.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Monica: All right, I'll try not to.
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Monica: Oh.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Monica: Really!
Monica: You're not just saying that are you?
(Monica answers the door)
Monica: I think so.
Monica: Was he crying?
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Monica: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in, obviously drunk.]
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Monica: What if they dont?
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: Huh?
Monica: So, should I call him back?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
RACHEL and MONICA: One two three. [Rachel picks rock, Monica picks scissors]
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Monica: I called him.
Monica: You dont think that umm, (reading) "The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful," is bad press?
Monica: It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.
Monica: Well, who's voice was that?
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Monica: Okay. That was her right?
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: Did you go home and change?
Monica: Okay, fine. (runs to her room)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Monica: Not any more!
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Monica: Noooo!!!!
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!
Monica: I don't know!
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
MONICA: Well yeah, but, you know, uh, 27 is a dangerous eye age.
Monica: Hey. Its three in the morning. They dont know that Ive come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
MONICA: All right people, we're in trouble here. We've only got 12 hours and 36 minutes left. Move, move, move!
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Monica: The big hat, the pearls, the little pick handbag.