words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
Monica: Because I need the money, and I thought that itd be a great way to get rid of that last little schmidgen of self-respect.
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
[Scene: The Geller household kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are cooking for Mrs. Gellers party.]
Monica: Doing great, the quiches are coming along.
Monica: Yeah, I thought it was cute.
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Monica: Why did you hire me?
Monica: (to Phoebe) Oh my God! Did you hear that? She hired me because she thinks Im good.
Monica: Oh yeah, she didnt hire me out of pity, it wasnt so she could pick on me in front of her friends, she actually thinks Im good.
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, and Rachel: Oh yeah, I totally agree.
Monica: I think he deserves a Nobel Prize. (Joey starts to nod Yes.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
[Scene: The Gellers Kitchen, Monica and Phoebe are still cooking.]
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
Monica: (Looks at her nails) Oh my God. Wait a minute, I had them put (realises) Oh my God! Its in the quiche! Oh My God!
Mrs. Geller: (entering) (to Monica) Honey, dont bite your nails.
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
Monica: Then why are you laughing?
Monica: What? You bet Id lose a nail?
Monica: Frozen lasagnas?
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Mrs. Geller: No-no-no, that was all true. This was just in case you pulled a Monica.
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Monica: (interrupting) No! You have lasagnas! (Storms out and an awkward silence follows.)
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Ohh, Im such an idiot. I cant believe I actually thought she could change.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Monica: Oh good, Im glad thats catching on.
Phoebe: No but, why does that have to be a bad thing. Just change what it means. Y'know? Go down there and prove your Mother wrong. Finish the job you were hired to do, and well call that pulling a Monica.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Okay, umm, if a kid gets straight As, his parents would say, "Yeah, he pulled a Monica." Y'know? Or a fireman saves a baby, and they go, "Yeah I know, he pulled a Monica." Or someone hits a homerun and the announcer says, "Yeah, that ones outta here." Though some things dont change.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Chandler: How do Monica and Phoebe know?
Monica: Well?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Yes!!
Monica: And you?
Monica: So if everyone liked it, and you liked it, that would make this a success. Which would make you
Monica: Well, I was going for wrong, but we can use your word.
Monica: Wow!
Phoebe: Umm, you might even say that she pulled a Monica. (They both look at her) (to Monica) She doesnt know we switched it. (Monica nods her head No.)
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Monica: (in a sexy voice) Hello, Chandler. (Phoebe has a huge smile on her face.)
Monica: Why are you talking about volcanoes all of the sudden?
Monica: Oh! Did anybody see that-that documentary on the Korean War? (Joey is pissed)
Monica: So, do you want me to watch Ben for you?
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: No were not.
Monica: I got it!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Monica: Give it. Give it.
Monica and Rachel: Oh!!
Monica: A hat! Yes! We need a hat.
MONICA: I can't believe that this whole time we thought he hated us. I mean, isn't it amazing how much you can touch someone's life, without even knowing it?...Would you look at this dump? He hated us. This is his final revenge!
Monica: Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?
Monica: So, Ill get-get back to my friend.
Monica: (seeing her) Okay, lets go!! Lets hit the road!!
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
Phoebe: We're just... we're trying to figure out an excuse. Hey! Ooh! How about this: We can say that Monica told us 5 o'clock, not 4 o'clock. That way we're right on time! (Others start to agree but she continues) OR... or, we can plant PCP in the apartment and call the cops on her.
Chandler: I cant figure out what to make Monica.
Ben: Monica.
Ben: Monica bang!
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: You okay?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the party continues with Rachel leaning on the counter as Gunther walks in carrying candy.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are there.]
(Monica smiles to cover her embarrassment, but Rachel sadly looks away...)
MONICA: Yes, I will start with the carpaccio, and then I'll have the grilled prawns.
Monica: I dont believe this! Wow, look at this refrigerator! Its gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing! Id be cold, but Im always cold. Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners.
Ben: Monica.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Ben: Monica bang!
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Monica: How are we gonna do that? Theres no way.
Phoebe: All right. We're gonna take Clunkers to Rosss. We'll be back in a minute. (Gets up with Monica to do so.)
Monica: (sliding into Joeys place on the couch to try and talk to Phoebe) Huh? Whatd ya say Joe? Ill be right there. (gets up and joins Joey)
Monica: Yeah.
Ross: Monica did it?
Ross: Monica?
Monica: Really?!
Monica: No. Why?
(Monica runs into the kitchen from the terrace.)
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
(Monica and Phoebe look at each other and leave the apartment again)
Monica: How can you tell? You can only see the back of his head!
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Chandler and Monica enter. Oh, and Joey is wearing a FDNY T-shirt to make this the first nod to the tragedy that Friends have made.]
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Monica: (Jumping up to make Rachel sit down) Okay, okay. I hate this.
Monica: Guys, you got your hair cut.
Monica: Did you make brownies today?
Monica and Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Every year.
Monica and Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there; Phoebe recites the last verse of a poem to Joey. This poem is known as "The Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore, but it seems that it's rather "Account of a visit from St. Nicholas" by Henry Livingston.]
Monica: (shouting) Once!!
Monica: Phoebe.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Huddle up.
Monica: Score!! 7 to nothing!
Monica: Break.
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
MONICA: Chandler could you at least send some women to my party? [buzzer goes off] Alright that's Ross.
Monica: Losers walk!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Richard are in Monica's bedroom.]
[cut to Ross and Monica.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
Monica: Wow, what?
Monica: Pulling what? Its second down.
Monica: No its not, its second.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Ross is on the phone.]
CHANDLER: Yeah, Ross can't go so it's between my friend Eric Prower who has breath issues and Dan with the poking. [starts poking Monica in the shoulder] 'Did you see that play? Do you want some more beer? Is that Spike Lee?'
Monica: Run, Phoebe, run!
Monica: Does so count!
Monica: After the snap!
[cut to Monica and Rachels.]
Monica: Because the winner gets this!
Monica: No its not! You want it, youre gonna have to win it!
Monica: Break!
Monica: I don't know what else to say.
Monica: Were sorry honey.
MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.
Phoebe: Monica, Monica, you know what gets out hummus.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Monica: All right then.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
(We hear the guys start to attack him, but the guy manages to calm them down and gets them to agree to what he did. Monica throws up her hands in disgust.)
Rachel: I did!! I watched! I watched! I watched Monica bang his head against that thing!
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Monica (as Rachel): ..well, why don't you tell them? After all it, is your ankle.
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
MONICA: Wow, all you need now is The Killing Fields and some guacamole and you've got yourself a part-ay.
Joey: No, I'm not questioning it, I'm saying it's stupid! (Notices Monica standing between them and smiling.) What?! (The camera clicks, taking another picture.)
Monica: Honey, theres a reason.
Monica: No! Im not okay!
Monica: Oh, well, I bought Chandler a five hundred dollar watch and he wrote me a rap song.
Monica: Okay Ben, why don't you come open some more presents, and Santa, the Armadillo and I have a little talk in the kitchen? There's a sentence I'd never thought I'd say.
Monica: Break!