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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.]
Monica: Yeah I am!
Monica: Thats right. Get it out of your system while were alone.
Monica: Oh no, I already packed. The only thing I couldnt find though was your Speedo.
Monica: Hey!
Rachel: I want to tell you to have a good honeymoon! (Hugs Monica.)
Monica: Thank you.
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Monica: Yeah, but Im the only one related by blood.
Monica: Well, what were you gonna say?
Monica: Hey! Good luck!
Monica: Well I guess there is no harm in telling you now, Rachel and Ross are gonna have a baby.
Monica: I didnt think you could keep it a secret.
Joey: Yknow, Monica and Chandler are married. Ross and Rachel are having a baby. Maybe you and I should do something.
Phoebe: You mean the time you broke the ketchup bottle and cleaned it up with Monicas guest towels?
Joey: Monicas chicken parm! Ill take care of it. (He picks up the phone) Hey Mr. Treeger, its Joey Tribbiani. Listen, I need to get into Monica and Chandlers apartment. Its an emergency. (Listens) Uhh, gas leak! Yeah oh, and bring garlic bread. (Hangs up.)
[Scene: The Airport Ticket Counter, Monica and Chandler are standing in line behind another couple kissing who are next in line to be served.]
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
Monica: Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
Monica: (to the couple) Hi! Can you do that and walk? Cause she said, "Next."
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Grab my ass!
Monica: Hi, sorry. I almost didnt hear you, because yknow Im just so in love with my new husband. Were on our honeymoon.
Monica: Oh no, you see were on our honeymoon. So umm, can you do your little thing and bump us up to first class?
Monica: You see, if wed gone around them like I said, weShe wouldve given us those tickets. Damnit!
(They go into the hallway and see Mr. Treeger watching one of New Yorks bravest breakdown Monica and Chandlers door with an ax.]
[Scene: The Airport, Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge.]
Monica: Look at that! Look at that! Theyre going into the first class lounge! Do you know what they have in there?
Monica: Me neither! We have to get in! (She runs through the door with Chandler in tow.)
Monica: Oh my God! Oranges!
Monica: Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Mr. Treeger has finished inspecting Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
[Scene: The Atlantis Resort, Chandler and Monica are arriving to check in, but are behind the couple from before again.]
Monica: I cant believe were here.
Monica: What? (Monica sees the first couple and gasps.)
Monica: No!! You have been screwing us all day!
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Chandler: (looks at Monica then at them) We need the stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is on the phone and Phoebe is watching him.]
Joey: Hey Monica its Joey. Listen uh, Phoebe and I smell gas comin from your apartment.
Monica: What? Are you serious?! (To Chandler) Joey smells gas!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Monica: Yeah! Do that!
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didnt eat fast you didnt eat!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, theyre cuddling.]
Monica: What?
Monica: Just mine?
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Monica is on the phone with her mother, Chandler is standing behind her.]
Monica: I cant believe this! (Storms out.)
MONICA: For the sixteenth time, no... I do not think you're obsessive.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: (To Monica) Its a nickname, Ill explain later.
Monica: (shocked) What?!
(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica.)
Monica: All right!
Monica: (opening it) Whats this?
Monica: Wait, youre giving me your Porsche, youre kidding me right?!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling Chandler and Monica how she fought crime in her own way with the badge she found.]
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Its your birthday!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Phoebe: Rachel! Come on out! Monica made breakfast!
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Monica: Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
Monica: Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Monica: No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Werent you asked to leave sonny?
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
Monica: Chocolate-chip pancakes!
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
Monica: Really?! You promise?
Monica: Noo!!
Monica: Noo!!!
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)
Monica: Yay!
Monica: Phil!
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Monica: Awwwww (Giggles.)
Monica: Well, theyre just gonna have to wait arent they? Ive only got two hands!!
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Monicas wasted.
Chandler: Monicas a little drunk.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (entering) Hey, you guys.
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
(Monica sits down on the barca lounger.)
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Monica: Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Mrs. Geller: Speech! Come on Monica!
Monica: Oh man!
Monica: Hes gonna eat the cake!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Monica: Wouldnt you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)
Monica: Who are they killing off?
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
Monica: What?
Monica: Nooo!!
Monica: So-so you wouldve just lied?
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
Monica: Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?