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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Rosss. Shes standing in the kitchen.]
Monica: This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door.)
Monica: And its a magnet!
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Monica: Ohh! Yeah, I forgot.
Monica: (under her breath) That youre a liar. (Hides the candlesticks in a drawer.)
Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
(Phoebe goes and lies down as Rachel opens the drawer Monica hid the candlesticks in and as Monica walks out of her room.)
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)
Monica: No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself.
Monica: I loved them!
Rachel: Yeah. (Monica walks away) Nice try! (Rachel puts them in a box.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: (in an Irish accent) Monica Gellerrr. (She rolls her R)
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
Monica: (normal voice) Oh, you can have an accent and I cant?! (To an exiting student in accent.) Top O the morning to ya laddies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks.]
Monica: Gimme em!
Monica: You stole them from me!
Monica: Gimme them!
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Monica: Why dont you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think youre, yknow, that youre adjusting to life in America.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
Monica: I think you look fine.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Monica: Okay, come on, do it one more time!
Monica: Yes!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
(Decided that they are less than human as well, Chandler picks up a golf club and Monica a frying pan, to join in on the fun of beating their good friend to within an inch of his life!)
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can'tI still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)
Monica: I made them!
Rachel: Sure? (Monica hands her one.) Thanks.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Monica: Maybe, do you need a tissue?
Monica: Yeah you will! The right guy is just around the corner! Okay, are we done with that?
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Monica: Hey guys! You found the presents? Chandler, you let them find the presents? Great! Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier?
Monica: Love is the best medicine.
Monica: Why do you do it?
Monica: Something to remember me by!
Monica: But still, its a big change. The end of an era, you might say!
Monica: No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.
MONICA: Oh, I'll have an espresso. Oh acutally, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.
Monica: What is the matter with you?!! Why arent you more upset?! Arent you gonna be sad that were not gonna be living together anymore?! I mean arent you gonna miss me at all?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
Ross: Okay! All right! Now, Chandler you-you wanna live with Monica, right?
Monica: Yeah, sweetie.
Monica: Whats hard to believe?
Monica: No.
Monica: I know!
Monica: Yes.
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are opening their invitations.]
Monica: Why don't you just get a roommate?
Monica: Ross, is he gonna live with you, like, in your apartment?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's continued from before the commercial break.]
MONICA: Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! I know! I know!
Monica: No.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is holding the cat, Monica is treating the scratches on Ross' back. Joey is holding the menorah over the wound.]
Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?
Monica: Hey Joey! Aww, you remembered even though you're a big star!
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Monica: Anybody lose this? (Holds up the chip and the woman next to her shakes her head no.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
Monica: How about receiving?
Monica: Yes it has! I made cookies!
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Monica: Whos Denise?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
[Scene: Ross and Emilys room, Chandler and Monica are still looking for a place to do the deed.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
MONICA: Nighty-nite.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is drilling Joey on the chords as Monica looks on.]
Monica: Okay.. Well, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like.
Chandler: No, not us (Motions Joey and him.) Us! (Motions Monica and him.)
Monica: When Rachel was with Paulo, what did you do?
Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.
Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: Is-is-is that message old or new? (yelling) Old or new?! Old or new?!
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
Monica: Alright. I'm gonna go change, I've got a date.
Monica: Ross!
Monica: Youre kidding!
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.
Monica: Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work.
Monica: There you go!
Danny: Okay, (To Monica) hope I see you tomorrow night.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: And six others.
Monica: Hmhmm. (ties up)
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Monica: Chandler, what are you doing? That thing can put someones eye out!
Monica: How are you still single?!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Monica: Because I don't have the money or the equipment to handle something that big on such short notice. I mean there's no way.
Monica: Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Monica: Sweetie, with you its gonna be different. The sex is gonna be great, cause you-you guys are in love.
Monica: No that is not what happened with us. Well, I was umm, I was really sad that night because this guy that I was Rosss mom.
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Joey are just leaving Monica and Rachel's.]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: Honey, listen... You have nothing to worry about with Geoffrey.
Monica: Are you mocking me?
Monica: You see that guy? Hes in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave hes going straight to the porn.
Monica: This woman's got my life, I should get to see who she is.
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: But my apartment!
Monica: Phoebe, what, what happened here?!
Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? (Hands her the photo.)
Monica: But the mess!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Monica: It's supposed to be that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
Monica: I love the "I forgot the present" fake out!
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Monica: Did he give you that whole "You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is pacing anxiously waiting for Rachel.]
Monica: Because Armadillos also wandered in the desert?