words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is packing her belongings to move to Rosss. Shes standing in the kitchen.]
Monica: This bottle opener. (She grabs it off of the freezer door.)
Monica: And its a magnet!
[Cut to the living room where Monica is helping pack a box.]
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
Monica: Ohh! Yeah, I forgot.
Monica: (under her breath) That youre a liar. (Hides the candlesticks in a drawer.)
Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe thats crazy!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
(Phoebe goes and lies down as Rachel opens the drawer Monica hid the candlesticks in and as Monica walks out of her room.)
Rachel: Monica!
Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)
Monica: No-no, I-I just, I liked them so much that I went out and bought some for myself.
Monica: I loved them!
Rachel: Yeah. (Monica walks away) Nice try! (Rachel puts them in a box.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Howd the lecture go?
Monica: That youre not funny or sexy?
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, Rachel and Monica are arriving to talk to Ross after the lecture, but are there early.]
Monica: Yeah, but yknow we could sneak in and watch.
Rachel: Yeah, we could. Oh hey look! Theres some Kappa Kappa Deltas! I was a Kappa. (to them) Hey sisters! (They ignore her.) (To Monica) Wow, we really are bitches.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Monica: (in an Irish accent) Monica Gellerrr. (She rolls her R)
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
Monica: (normal voice) Oh, you can have an accent and I cant?! (To an exiting student in accent.) Top O the morning to ya laddies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are having a tug-of-war over the disputed candlesticks.]
Monica: Gimme em!
Monica: You stole them from me!
Monica: Gimme them!
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Monica: Why dont you phase it out? Yeah, fade the accent out and people will think youre, yknow, that youre adjusting to life in America.
Ross: Monica you really think I should try this phasing out thing?
Monica: I think you look fine.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are playing phone pranks on Ross.]
Monica: Okay, come on, do it one more time!
Monica: Yes!
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
(Decided that they are less than human as well, Chandler picks up a golf club and Monica a frying pan, to join in on the fun of beating their good friend to within an inch of his life!)
Monica: Rach, youre in a great place in your life. Come on, youve got a great job! Good friends
Monica: Yeah, Ill have a scotch
Monica: Did you eat all the neighbor candy?!
Monica: Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Monica: So I don't have to sing and I can just sit there and pass judgments on others?
Monica: I cant believe you bought this.
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Monica: No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Werent you asked to leave sonny?
Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)
Monica: Chocolate-chip pancakes!
Chandler: (To Joey) Would you put that back on?! Monicas gonna be here any minute!
Monica: Really?! You promise?
Monica: Noo!!
Monica: Noo!!!
Monica: Okay. I love you so much. (Kisses him.)
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Monica: Okay. I can do that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)
Monica: Yay!
Monica: Phil!
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Monica: Awwwww (Giggles.)
Monica: Well, theyre just gonna have to wait arent they? Ive only got two hands!!
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Monicas wasted.
Chandler: Monicas a little drunk.
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Ross, and Chandler are watching Phoebe polish the daisies on her bike outside.]
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: (entering) Hey, you guys.
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
(Monica sits down on the barca lounger.)
Chandler: (To Monica) How are you feeling?
Monica: Ha, ha, very funny, very funny. But I think we'd like to give poker another try. Shall we, ladies?
Mrs. Geller: Speech! Come on Monica!
Monica: Oh man!
Monica: Hes gonna eat the cake!
Monica: What about your breath?! (Breathes on him.)
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Chandler: (To Ross) Monica said wedding.
Monica: Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading.
Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Monica: Wouldnt you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)
Monica: Who are they killing off?
Rachel and Monica: Noo!!
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Monica: Rosss apartment is nice! How come we don't hang out here more often?
Monica: It sounds like its coming from across the street.
Monica: What is that?
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
Monica: What?
Monica: Nooo!!
Monica: So-so you wouldve just lied?
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
[Scene: Monicas birthday, its just after the surprise.]
(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monicas new boxes.)
Monica: Do you want some shortbread? Eh thats Scottish like you are.
Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
JOEY: [Monica walks back in the kitchen] Ok ok ok ok. Monica, we'll bring him, but only if he takes the Jaguar.
Monica: (yelling at the top of her lungs) Im engaged!!!!!! Im engaged!!!!
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
Monica: Hey. So um, I was thinking that maybe we should start dividing up our stuff.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
Monica: What is DOOL?
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Monica: Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are cooking, Chandler is reading a magazine.]
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Rachel: (screaming) MONICA!!!! MONICA!!!! (Runs to Monicas.)
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Monica: Nice to meet you! My God youre great!
Monica and Chandler: No!
Monica: Oh my God! A friend hes looking at differently, but its wrong. Its Rachel!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are about to read another one of Joey's efforts.]
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Phoebe is gonna be Monicas maid of honor!
Monica: Well forget it! It doesnt hurt that (tries to take a step) baaad!!!!
Rachel: What-what about Monica?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Monica: What were you doing in Africa?
Monica: (from the bedroom) Dont come in here!
Monica: Come on! It wasnt that bad!
Monica: All right, what about the third guy?
Monica: Can you blame him?
Monica: Well then we still have a problem.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.