words in movies
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Monica are returning from their honeymoon.]
Monica: Youre really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells hes wearing.)
Monica: Hi sweetie!
(They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachels forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.)
Monica: Oh, so much fun. But the best part is, we met this incredible couple on the way back.
Monica: No, they were really cool. They were on their honeymoon too!
Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
Monica: I know.
Monica: This is different! Greg and Jenny are in a relationship.
Phoebe: Oh, Greg and Jenny yuck! (Angrily) Hi Greg, Im Chandler this is Monica. Hi Monica, this is Jenny. Hi Jenny. Hi Greg.
Monica: We didnt get anything for anyone.
Monica: That you can have.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Monica: Oh great! (Shows them the picture.)
Monica: All right, so now that Ross knows can you tell us yknow how it happened? I mean, when did it happen? How many times did it happen?
Phoebe: Monica! Thats not right! Start with where.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.]
Monica: Do you still wanna call em? I wanna call em.
(Monica goes over and dials their number.)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?
Monica: (on phone) Uh sorry, wrong number. (Hangs up)
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) (To All) Its the deli again!
Monica: (hangs up) I dont think this numbers right!
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Monica: They gave us a fake number? Why? Why would they do that?
Monica: And youve never been funnier. Joke, joke, joke, you were a hoot!
Monica: Yeah, definitely.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are now sitting in the living room.]
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
Monica: Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they dont give out fake names.
Monica: I know! Although, you did tell an awful lot of jokes.
Monica: (rolling her head from side to side) Joke. Joke. Blah! Blah! (Joey and Phoebe laugh.)
Monica: What about my questions?
Monica: Oh, Im sorry. Was that another joke?
Monica: Hell yeah!!!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the scene is continued from earlier.]
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
(Chandler is shocked and Rachel gets scared of Monica very quickly.)
Monica: (taking Rachels hand) Sweetie okay. Its okay. Everybody made it to the wedding. Im fine.
Monica: I know.
Rachel: (on tape) (Ross hands her a glass of wine) I cannot believe that I did this. Especially after Monica just went on and on and on about it! (Mimicking Monica) "Okay Rachel! Here are the invitations Rachel! Now be very careful Rachel! Please, drinking no liquids around the invitations Rachel!" (She tilts her wine glass above and moves it back and forth across the invitations) Whoa oh! Oh-oh-oh! Oh oh-oh-oh
(Rachel hits fast forward. Monica is completely shocked.)
Monica: You used the Europe story!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler have gone through the phone book and found Greg and Jennys number which Monica has just dialed.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello Greg? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica from the plane? Listen, the number that you gave me 853-5 (Listens) (To Chandler) That is their old number! Jennys been giving it out since they moved!
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
(Luisa nods, but then Monica and Phoebe run in)
Monica: Pheebs, you remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Monica: No, none at all.
Monica: Okay, he's a senior in college.
Monica: You said you loved me! I can't believe this!
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Monica: Oh, we were playing "peek-a-boo." She just � she loves it when I'm dramatic.
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Monica: Marcel?
Monica: Look, Phoebe!
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but haha, hey, that's me. (Indicating a dish on the table) Why don't you try the hummus?
Monica: Oh gosh.
Monica: What is it?
Monica: What're you gonna do?
Monica: Okay, I freaked out a little.
Monica: I don't know. Maybe we're some kinda magnets.
MONICA: His indian name?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Ross, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica sit round the coffee table, playing Scrabble. Rachel, still in her dressing gown, is pleading on the phone, her free hand shaking with agitation.]
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?
Monica: Well, high school was not my favourite time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Monica: I know I love you! (They hug.)
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
Monica: So have you called her yet?
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]
Monica: Do you really want a job with Popular Mechanics?
Monica: Yeah, it takes two incomes.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Monica: What kinda stuff?
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
Monica: Uh huh.
Monica: I sure do! (She runs over to a drawer, opens it, and grabs a lollipop.) (To Rachel) And you don't get one!
Monica: Im fine! I just, Im thinking how much its an end of era.
Rachel: Chandler and Monica?!! Oh, this is unbelievable!! How long have you known?
MONICA: What about the part where he has rabies?
Monica: (putting off her coat) Ooh, this always happens. (Her coat gets stuck.)
Monica: I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.
Monica: Brrrrrrr!
Monica: Do you?
Monica: Great, now he's waving back.
Monica: Why don't you just take it with you?
Monica: God, Ross is on a date with your sister! How weird is that?!
Monica: Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier, only slightly later.]
Monica: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
Monica: So she's a woman! So what?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there.]
Joey: (to Monica) Can I use your phone? (On phone) Yeah, the number for a Sidney Marks, please.
Monica: Joey!!
Monica: The green dress? Really?
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
Phoebe: (overemphasizing) Mmmmmm! Everything smells so delicious! You know, I can't remember a time I smelt such a delicious combination of (Monica signals her to stop) of, OK, smells.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are holding their boyfriend bonfire.]
Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are there.]
Monica: You okay?
Monica: Really?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation.]
Monica: Okay. Dont you want a cookie?
Monica: Yeah, there you go!
Monica: That's me.
Monica: I know. It's just such reckless spending.
Rachel: Oh, Monica. You are not still going over that thing.
Monica: (she hugs Chandler) Honey, you've been really strong about this, I know how badly you wanted that job.
Monica: I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called!
(Monica and Rachel smile back prettily.)
Rachel: Luisa? Oh my God! Monica! It's Luisa!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Monica: How-how are you, Mom?
Young Monica: (entering the shot) Ross!!! (starts to wipe up the spill)
Monica: What d'you think?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Young Ethan are sitting in the couch.]
Monica: Okay, I'm not getting this!
Monica: Yeah. It's Dutch.
Woman: Hi. I'm Monica.
Monica: Great. It's gym class all over again.
Monica: Did not.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Unless...
Monica: Uh, ah. Unless you wanna stay over? I mean, I'm going to, so...
Monica: Ethan?
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Monica: Really?
Monica: You keep saying that.
Monica: No-no. Nothing wrong about that.
Monica: Really?
Monica: How about we play for more money, say 150?
Monica: You're not a senior?
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]
Monica: What?
Monica: Oh.
(Monica stares at Rachel)
Monica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime thats the same.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!