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Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there]
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Monica: What?
[Scene: the hallway, Monica is coming up the stairs.]
(Joey is leaving and notices Monica, as Monica notices him)
Monica: Hi.
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Monica: Got me.
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
Monica: Hes so cute.
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)
Monica: Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.
Monica: Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations
Monica: Aww, not right now.
Monica: I know.
Monica: So, Ill get-get back to my friend.
Monica: Oh, thatd be great.
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Bye! (to Chandler) Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
[Scene: the hallway, Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving.]
Monica: Hi, again.
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: You want some help with that?
Monica: Whoa! Are you okay?
Monica: Its the heat. (has her hand on his chest, and then pulls it away) And-and the humidity.
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: So?!
Monica: Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Monica is vacuuming.]
Monica: Pheebs?
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Monica: What?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: Everybody knows!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Monica: What?!?!
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Monica: I love you, too.
Monica: What? Im just said.
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Monica: Phoebe moved out.
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
Monica: Well, I think so.
[Scene: Monicas, Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other.]
Monica: I know, it is isnt it?
Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
Monica: Hey, are you okay?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
(Monica and Ross push to the front)
Monica: Toothpick?
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Monica: And?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Monica: For what?
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Rachel: Monica.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Phoebe: Yay! I love drunk Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Joey: Probably Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Monica: Joey!
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Monica: Oh please, you just want more blue pins.
[Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]
Monica: Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Monica: You went out with Wallis Pincer?
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Monica: Oh Joey!
Monica: Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Monica: No she hasnt.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]
Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Monica: Hey.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Monica: The show?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Monica: Between you and
Monica: (writing on a piece of paper) Phyllis is sitting in a chair.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Rachel: Monica what?
Monica: Thank you.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.)
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Monica: Its kind of an important one!
Chandler: (writing) Monica
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Monica: Well?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: What?
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: You love me!
Chandler: Look, Monica