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[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
[Monica enters]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: (jumps over a box) Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor!
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Rachel: Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!
Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Monica: We'll see.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
[Scene, Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is there. Everything is out of its place and Chandler's cleaning.]
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Monica: (on phone) Hi!
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, continued from earlier.]
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation.]
[Monica tries to come in]
Monica: What?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Monica: Naked?
Monica: Is it the same thing that Chandler had?
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Monica: Is it okay for me to come in now?
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Monica: Of course!
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: Ohh, fun!
Monica: So-so there is no party.
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
(Joey leaves and Monica comes up for air.)
Monica: (quietly) Hi!
Monica: We're-we're really sorry we fogged you.
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Monica: You are?
Monica: Okay.
[Scene: The Restaurant, Monica and Chandlers and Richard and Lisas tables have been pushed together and theyre all eating and talking.]
Monica: Oh, thanks! We'll try to stop by.
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
(Rachel wanders into the kitchen where Monica is making Chandler's dinner.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Okay, great!
(There's a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Monica: The fake kind!
Monica: Well it didn't!
Monica: Chandler! (Motions for him to come outside.)
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Chandler: Monica, I want a baby too, but this woman is giving away her child. She deserves to know who it's going to. Monica: (realizes Chandler is right. She's almost crying) okay, right. (They hug)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are making out on one of the chairs.]
Monica: Don't get too attached, she's having it cremated.
MONICA: I don't have her number, butt-munch.
Monica: How?
Monica: What?! I mean, I didn't work this hard and-and-and lose all this weight so that I can give my flower to someone like him!
Monica: Just go over and say hi.
(Monica obeys.)
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Monica: (upon seeing Rachel she points) Oh.
Monica: Oh, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!
Monica: Hey, Danny!
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: What do you mean?
Monica: I thought there wasn't a ball?
Joey: (still with his door wedged in the door gap, now opens his eyes wide and stares at Monica and Chandler as he did with Ross earlier in the hall) Hey listen guys, we feel really terrible.
Monica: What?! What is it?
Monica: God, I feel so guilty about Ross.
Monica: I'm sorry! It wasn't your whole toe!
Monica: Chandler, I said I was sorry.
Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident.
Monica: Chandler! (Follows him out.)
Monica: What?
Chandler: Look, Monica
Monica: You love me!
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: Honey, I dont think thats something we need to worry about! First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if he did you have no idea how shed react.
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Monica: Yeah!
Joey: (sees Monica) Fire trucks! (Chandlers eyes double in size and he turns to Monica who doesn't understand what's happening. Then he turns back to Joey, who says "you're welcome" without a sound)
Monica: I like them a lot.
Monica: (entering) Thank you Joey, thank you so much!
Monica: Joey!
Monica: We are! Help us!
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Monica: Hey, Phoebe!
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Joey: All right! But, (To Monica) you do it with me once.
MONICA: I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. C'mon time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
Monica: Thats very funny!
Monica: Phoebe?
Monica: Phoebe, you are a bad ass!
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Monica: Umm, listen I am sorry, but Ill put some out first thing in the morning.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica is there as Phoebe and Rachel return from the class.]
Monica: Ohh, Please?! Im a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!
(They start to go into Monica and Rachels, their apartment is filled with all of the old Christmas trees from Joeys work.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is reacting to the story.]
Monica: We're so sorry.
Monica: You're not gonna be phased out!
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Monica: Ross, you were right before, it was just a stupid fight about a room.
[Scene: Monicas, Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other.]
Monica: Bye Dan!
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Ross: (whispering in her ear) Oh, thats right! He called to ask out Monica! That-thats gotta be embarrassing!
Monica: I know.
Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Monica: Why?!
Monica: A pill?
Monica: This is so great! And Im gonna be your babys aunt!
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
[Scene: The Class; Monica has taken Rachel's spot.]
The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question.
Monica: Feeling a little better sweetie?
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
Monica: How do I tell Chandler that its too soon. Its gonna break his heart, hes not gonna think that I dont love him anymore.
Monica: Yeah, no, me neither.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Oh no!
Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that!
Joey: (thinking) I slept with Monica.
Monica: Yes it's true.
Rachel: Monica, is this true?