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[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Ross and Chandler are there.]
[Monica enters]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: (jumps over a box) Honey, that's a great idea nailing the boxes to the floor!
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
Monica: It's nice to meet you. Janine...?
Monica: Joey, did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?
Monica: Uh-huh, what exactly did you ask her?
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: Wait a minute...Joey. Joey you can't ask her out, she's your roommate. It-it'll be way too complicated.
Monica: Yeah and you better watch the flirting too, cause you know, in such close quarters, it could be trouble.
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
Monica: Did you also have his album, It's Not Easy Being Green?
Monica: So, Phoebe runs weird huh?
Monica: Why don't you just be straight with her? Tell her the truth.
Rachel: Pheebs, Monica tripped me, I don't think I can ever run again, ever!
Monica: I don't know. Rachel I'm-I'm sorry that I hurt your ankles.
Monica: We'll see.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers new apartment, Chandler is putting something away under the sink.]
Chandler: Yeah, not bad right? You know what, Monicas gonna be working late, so I'm gonna make this place spotless. You know what else I'm gonna do, know what else I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go downstairs, I'm gonna get her some flowers. Now who wouldn't wanna live with me?
[Scene, Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is there. Everything is out of its place and Chandler's cleaning.]
Ross: Whoa, hello, did you just meet Monica?
Ross: Look Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind stuff all right. Believe me, I lived with her for 16 years. She is going to freak out. Oh my God, she's going to sit on you.
Monica: (on phone) Hi!
Monica: Terrible. If-if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. Other people just wreck stuff. I really think I might kill someone tonight.
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Monica: Well, are you just hanging out with Ross?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, continued from earlier.]
Chandler: Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either, Maybe I should stop doing that.
Chandler: Man, I'm so lucky I have Monica.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler has the tape measure out and is busy lining up the lamp on the kitchen counter, Ross is supervising the whole operation.]
[Monica tries to come in]
Monica: What?!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Monica: Naked?
Monica: Is it the same thing that Chandler had?
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Monica: Is it okay for me to come in now?
Monica: Why is everything different?
Monica: Well, the end table is wrong, The couch looks bizarre and don't even get me started on the refrigerator magnets.
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Monica: Of course not. I mean gosh, Chandler what you did, it's, it's a wonderful thing and I really appreciate it. I know I have this weird thing where I want everything to be in the perfect place, but I'd never expect you to worry about that.
Monica: Of course!
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Monica: (Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.
(Monica stomps on Paul's watch and goes into her room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Monica: What? Im just said.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Uh, yeah.
Monica: Here you go.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are counting the invitations as Chandler exits from the bathroom.]
Chandler: Pheebs, can you help me pick out an engagement ring for Monica? I cant figure this out! Its so hard! Should I get her a (turning to each page) Tiffany cut or a Princess cut or aah-ah! Paper cut!
Monica: Thats Bill Clinton.
Monica: Im not gonna go out with him.
Monica: Hows the big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.
ROSS: No, there is no way he was a velociraptor. No Tony, look at the cranial ridge, OK. If Dino was a velociraptor, he would have eaten the Flintstones. Yeah, yeah. [Monica comes out of her room] Oh, were you takin' a nap?
Monica: Yknow, I never saw that.
MONICA: You're still gonna pay me, right? Or something a little less selfish.
PHOEBE: Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
Monica: Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Monica: What are you doing?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica, and Joey are there.]
Monica: Seriously, what is this supposed to mean?
Monica: What?!
[Scene: Monica, Fun Bobby, and Phoebe sitting in Central Perk Rachel is serving them. She brings a mug to Monica.]
Monica: I dont know.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Chandler: You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
Mischa: (to Monica) So I was wondering....
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
Monica: Six? I just had it for one night. Its three.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard and Monica are in bed.]
Monica: Joey, where are the Jell-o shots?
Monica: Well, if we owe it? (She throws down her cleaning stuff and jumps into his arms.) Oh my When is Joey gonna be home?
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Monica: I know!!
Monica: Okay, lets start with the free messages outside the UN.
Monica: Oh, thats sounds great.
Monica: (in the hallway) So, where do you want to go?
Monica: Why, how much is that?
MONICA: Because that's where the party is you goon. See this is just the staging area.
Monica: But Ben is coming over tonight and he cant see this.
Monica: Oh, this is so great.
(Monica enters from their bedroom with a calendar.)
Chandler: Sorry, I just cant sleep. Ooh! (Turns on the light and Monica groans.) Where is that book that you are reading with the two women who were ice-skating and wearing, wearing those hats with the flowers on it? Because every time I look at that cover Im like (Fake snores.)
MONICA: It doesn't go with any of my stuff.
Monica: Two.
Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Monica: Drunk enough that I know I wanna do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
Monica and Phoebe: Oh.
Monica: Phoebe why dont you just call her? You obviously want to.
Monica: Its gonna be so great.
Chandler: My boss said I might be getting a new lamp in my cubicle. (Monica looks at him and can't really place what he just said)
Monica: No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.
Monica: Noo! Ill stay. Hes my brother.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel is cleaning up and Monica is pleading with her.]
Monica: Im also thinking about opening up my own restaurant.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
RACH: And ya know what, now I've got closure. [Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him. She smiles. She goes to open the door and can't get the lock undone.] ROSS: Try the bottom one. [She opens the door and they kiss.] [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.] CLOSING CREDITS CHAN: Monica, it's 6:30 in the morning. We're not working out, it's over. MNCA: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. We're workin', we're movin', we're in the zone we're groovin'. CHAN: OK, I don't, I don't mind the last pound. OK, in fact I kind of like the last pound. OK, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. MNCA: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? What? CHAN: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. MNCA: Well, thanks. CHAN: I mean, especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. MNCA: Well, you know. CHAN: You know, I mean, you can't tell your parents you were fired because they'd be disappointed. MNCA: [sad] Uh-huh. CHAN: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on. MNCA: Well no, but um. CHAN: I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all. MNCA: Y'know, I try to stay positive. . . CHAN: So, you feel like goin' for a run? MNCA: Alright. CHAN: Because, you know, you don't have to. If you want, you could just take a nap right here. MNCA: OK. Just for a little while. CHAN: OK. [Puts an afghan over her and dances into his room]
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are sitting at the table.]
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Monica: Sure.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Monica: Im sorry.
Monica: Its not?
Monica: What if I asked?
Monica: How crazy that wed run into you!
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Monica: I so wanna be attracted to you.
Monica: Come on! Come on, itll be fun! Itll make me feel so much better.
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Monica: Really?
Monica: No.
Phoebe: Yes, and then I realized I'm against that, and uh, so then we bought some, (sees Monica pointing at her chest) uh, boobs.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
(Kathy runs in, hair all out of place, and hugs Monica.)
Monica: Hey, Rach, how was work?
Monica: Something wrong?
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Monica: By the way, Ross dropped by a box of your stuff.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
Amanda: (to Phoebe) No I distinctly remember you were dodging her (points at Monica) calls and trying to avoid seeing her.
Monica: Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse.
[Scene: The fancy restaurant, Angela has her hand in Bob's shirt, and Monica is very uncomfortable.]
Monica: I gave you a key for emergencies!
Monica: Whats this?
Monica: I know!!!
Monica: Okay.
Phoebe: Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! Its so beautiful.
Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.
Monica: I know the code to his answering machine.
Monica: You touch peoples eyeballs every day and this feels weird.
Monica: I dont want a ghost.
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.