words in movies
Joey: (Grunting) Hmm. (Monica opens the front door and comes in.)
Monica: Chandler come on. We have to hem the new dust ruffle.
Chandler: Be right there sweetums. (Monica leaves. To Joey.) A totally different situation.
[Scene: Central Perk, The gangs all here. Monica is walking in.]
Monica: Hey guys.
Monica: It was okay. Shes still kind of depressed because she broke up with her boyfriend.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, the one who looked at you once because you got in her way.
Monica: I dont think mine likes me either.
Monica: We should go.
[Scene; Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch. Ross walks in.]
Chandler and Monica: Hey.
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Monica: Well, I think I shouldnt look directly at them.
Monica: Ross theyre really, really, really white.
Monica: How much longer?
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Chandler: No, no no no. Youll be fine. (turning to Monica) Hillarys bind, right?
Monica: She will be after tonight.
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)
Monica: Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Ross and Monica are there.]
Monica: (Holding a shirt in front of Ross.) Okay, maybe this will make your teeth look less white. (Ross has a big smile.) Nope. Okay, colors that dont work are blue, yellow, green, red, black, white, orange, and purple.
Monica: Hey Ross, maybe if your skin was lighter. Your teeth wouldnt look so bright.
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Monica: Ross this is the only thing left that has a shot at working.
Monica: Please. Half the guys out there have makeup on.
Monica: All right, half the people. I mean, just try it and see.
[Scene: Chandlers and Monicas apartment, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets.]
Monica: Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.
Monica: Wait, were supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.
Monica: You know what? This has been kind of a girlie day. Youre right, Im sorry.
Monica: Yeah. Go over to Joeys. Go over to Joeys and drink some beer and hammer up some drywall.
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
[Scene: Joey and Janines apartment, Joey and Monica are arranging flowers. Chandler walks in.]
Monica: Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Monica: Okay. Oh but Joey, come over later because Im going to teach you to make a bird feeder out of just a pine cone and some peanut butter.
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
(Monica enters.)
Fake Monica: That I was not expecting.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Monica: I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in.
Monica: Just uh, do the right thing. (Uses some breath spray)
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Monica: Okay. (Starting to go through them) Oh! A coloring book! (Holding it up.)
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Rachel: (as Monica) Aahh, I'm a... chef at a restaurant uptown.
Fake Monica: Oh. Thanks.
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
(We hear a noise coming from Monica and Rachels apartment.)
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica has finally given up on her search to find what the light switch does and is now flicking it on and off aimlessly.]
Monica: Hello? Hello? Oh! Rachel, it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Monica: I guess you can get back to deciding on what to get me for a present! (Runs out.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video. The italics are portions of the prom video.]
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: Why would we do that?
Monica: Ah!
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Monica: You bet that Id screw up?! So all that stuff about hiring me because I was good was
Monica: No. Not after what happened with Steve.
Monica: Got the keys? or Got the keys!
Monica: (panicked) The oven is on.
Monica: No I don't.
Monica: (angry) Joey!
Monica: Well then get it, get it!
Monica: Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.
MONICA: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
Monica: Oh no its not, no its not. Its a first date. Im sure that nothing is gonna (as she is talking we see Ross close his drapes.)
Monica: But I didn't.
Monica: Why?
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Monica: Why?
Monica: (notices his head) Oh, I'm sorry.
Monica: Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Monica: Well, not... worried, just... wondering.
Monica: (in her Monica-excited-way... TOO LOUD!) Oh my God, I love how thin these walls are!
Monica: I wanna wake up early and go get it for you!
Monica: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Monica: W-wait. What is that?
Monica: No, no, I don't.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Monica: So, how'd it go?
Monica: So what are you gonna be?
[Inside Monica and Chandlers. Joey is almost done explaining the situation to everyone.]
Chandler: Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.
(We see through the big window from the outside and see that Monica and Rachel have pictures of their faces pasted onto cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth wearing their Baywatch swimsuits.)
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Fake Monica: Yes necessarily! I mean, I dunno what it is, maybe it's the Amish thing.
Monica: I think it's romantic.
Monica: What?!
(Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe strangely.)
Monica: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...
Monica: Come on! So she comes to the wedding! I mean it wont be so bad.
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: Okay. So you, me and London. Looking at people differently. Maybe he wants to do what you and I did in London with someone.
Fake Monica: Really? Then why are you like that?
Monica: What's the matter?
MONICA: Chandler look, I don't want to be one of those wives who says, "You can't go to the game.� You have to spend time with me."� So, if you could just realize it on your own . . .
Monica: Well umm, they both have a egg yolk and butter base, but a bearnaise has shallots, shirvel, and most importantly tarragon.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the party has started.]
Monica: Hi.
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Monica: In. (She joins in the dancing. She still flounders)
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: Hey everybody! It's Fun Bobby!
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
MONICA: Alright, you wanna feel better?
Monica: Im in love too! But in an orderly fashion.
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
Monica: Why?
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse.]
Monica: Oh, no! I mean, obviously we want to see you take your clothes off! You big piece of eye candy!
Monica: No!
Monica: No!
Monica: He's coming. Be cool, be cool, be cool.
Monica: We are not going to whistle.
Monica: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Monica: Again. Yknow what? I think we all did.
Rachel: Oh! I have your key. Here you go. (Hands it to Monica.)
Monica:: Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again.
Fake Monica: Well, actually, you only got to sing 'Memo-'.
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe: (singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the wonders I've found ever since...
Monica: Last night.