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[Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Monica: Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Monica: What if something gets broken, they're so expensive.
Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over..
Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.
Monica and Chandler's Apartment.
Monica: Careful. <hands Chandler a china plate> Careful. CAREFUL!
Monica: I know, after you left the store, I chose different ones.
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.
Monica and Chandler's apartment
Ross to Monica: Hi.
Monica to Ross: Hi.
Monica to Emma: Hey you.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
<Monica and Amy turn away and walk into the living room towards the secret closet>
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
Monica: yeah oh my god, I'm so moved.
Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Monica: Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
Rachel: Monica is Ross' sister.
Monica: That was me.
Monica about to have a heart attack: Okay, listen I know you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates. I mean, I mean in fact I think that everyone should cut their food like this.
<Monica holds a turkey leg up in the air over the plate trying to cut meat off with a knife>
Monica: Now see, this way you protect the plate.. and lets face it you have fun.
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
Monica: Thats not how you see me, is it?
Ross: Sure, Monica would have to give her up.
Monica opens her front door. Chandler is sitting in the hallway.
Monica: Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
Monica: Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
Monica: No you learn these things. You grow into it.
Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Back to Monica and Chandler's apartment.
Monica and Chandler come through the front door.
Monica: Oh wait.. What are you doing?
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Monica: Put the plates in the boxes!! Put the plates in the boxes!
Monica screaming at Ross: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
<Everyone is shocked and Monica faints and Ross catches her>
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
Phoebe: Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?
Chandler: Nope... (Monica walks in) Hey... so I'm gonna... put the plates back. You know, I think you were right, I don't think we should use these plates again for a looong time.
Monica: Like only if the queen comes?
Monica: Bye plates!
Monica: What? Something happened with the plates?
Monica: Megan!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Monica: I am loud!
Megan: Monica!
Monica: You came?!
Monica: Oh my God! Its like one mind.
Monica: This is my dress!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just found out about Chloe and is screaming at Ross. The rest of the gang is trapped in Monica's bedroom.]
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Monica: I can not see him? I mean, you can't tell me what to do!
Monica: Oh, wait, is he the guy I met at Christmas?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Chandler are returning from dinner, Rachel is already there.]
Monica: My parents spent the money for our wedding!
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: How much?
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Monica: Whoa!!! Are you kidding me?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross and Monica are fighting over the remote.]
Rachel and Monica: Ah, yeah!
Monica: This is the most special day of our lives.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
(Monica comes out with her cordless phone.)
Monica: You do?!
Monica: My Sweet Sixteen! Remember, you went to third base with my cousin Charlie.
Monica: Hey.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Oh good.
Monica: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
[Scene: Monicas bedroom, she has just lost her flower to Chandler.]
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
Monica: Yeah!
Monica: Well, you justyou put a quarter in and yknow pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something.
Monica: You know what? I don't care. I like it like this, and I'm gonna keep it. You're just jealous because your hair can't do this... (and she shakes her head more violently) OUCH!
Monica: Uh-huh, yeah.
Monica: Oh, I already have one.
Monica: Hey, I know I what I want!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! (Sees Monica, gasps, and runs over to her.) Oh my God youre here, let me see your hand!!
Monica: What?
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Monica: Whats wrong Phoebe?
Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.
Monica: Hey! How was sailing?
Monica: Bing's weird.
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Monica: Vomit tux? Who vomited ony'know what, what you up to Joe?
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
Monica: Hey! How was it?
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Rachel: Monica, nothing has even happened yet, and you're already so...
Monica: You are so sweet to notice! Yes, I lost three and a half pounds!
Monica: All right umm, a string quartet for the procession.
(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Chandler are sitting on the couch and chair as Phoebe is getting coffee.]
Monica: It's in the kitchen, I'll go get it.
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Monica: (entering) Chandler is such an idiot!
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Monica: What was her name?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She grabs Rachels hand and drags her towards Monica.) Excuse me! Excuse me! (Shes knocking women and veils out of the way as she moves.)
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Rachel: Monica, number one, I dont think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I... (Joey starts laughing in the background) (to Joey) What?!
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Monica: Wh-what are we gonna tell him?
Monica and Phoebe: Oh, thats great!!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are reading on the couch.]
Monica: All right, I definitely taste nutmeg.
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Monica: What?!
Monica: Oooh!
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
Monica: Still get a discount on wedding dresses?
Monica: Sure, I love this part! (Starts to look busy.)
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
MONICA: But no. Maybe if I were baking.
Monica: If you tell me, Ill tell you what Phoebe said.
Monica: Okay.
Monica: (To Chandler) Hey sweetie.
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.
[Scene: Central Park, Ross is teaching Ben how to ride a bike. Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are they also.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Rachel, and Phoebe are there.]
Monica: Oh my God. He threw up?
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Monica: (noticing the bag Joeys carrying) Oh great! Did you get a movie?
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
Monica: NOW!!!!!!!! (Rachel runs off and Monica gets up to follow her.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Ross!