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[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. Its an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.]
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
Monica: All right, umm, were not gonna really keep it this way though.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all there.]
Monica: (to Phoebe) Remember that guy from cooking school I told you about that put cilantro with everything?
Monica: Well, Im gonna fill in for him as food critic for the Chelsea Reporter.
Monica: Wow, Monica! What an amazing opportunity to influence dozens of people.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, its only one night a week, and plus I get to take all of you out for a lot of free dinners.
Phoebe: Oh, in that case(hops up and down in joy)Yay! (Monica looks confused) That was me hopping on board.
Monica: Oh.
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Monica: Hey! My first review is out!
Monica: All right, look at my on the back page.
Phoebe: Oh, okay! (reading) "Would I go back to Allesandros? Sure, but Id have to order two meals, one for me and one for the guy pointing the gun to my head." (to Monica) Wow! You really laid into this place.
Monica: Hey, they dont pay me a penny a word to make friends.
Monica: Oh! Do you need me to go with you?
Monica: Havent we made this decision?
Monica: Bye!
Monica: (answering it) Who is it?
Monica: Oh my God.
Monica: Oh my God, oh my God. (on intercom) Call me on the phone!
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
Monica: No! Phoebe!
Phoebe: Hey, Monica!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]
Monica: I couldnt eat it! I had five friends who couldnt eat it, and one of them eats books.
Monica: The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants!
Monica: All right, that Ill retract. But I stand by my review, I know food and that wasnt it. Youre marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should serve it with vodka and a piece of celery.
Monica: Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes good?! Where are you even from?
Monica: Hand me those tomatoes, Im gonna show you what it should taste like! Come on, hand me them.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is entering, excited.]
Monica: Okay, the owner of Allesandros came over to yell at me, but instead I made him some sauce, and he offered me the job as head chef!!
Monica: Can you believe it? I finally get to run my own kitchen!
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
Monica: I know, but now we have this second one and it just, it feels like its snowballing, yknow?
Monica: I got offered the head chef job at Allesandros.
Monica: Its okay, cause y'know what? You dont really need me for the business.
Monica: All right. But umm, I-I-Ill pay you back all the money you invested, and you can keep the van.
Monica: Phoebe, wait a minute! (runs after her, leaving Rachel alone)
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Monica: Ive been doing a lot of thinking. A lot! And umm, well, I came up with a whole bunch of businesses you can do with your van. Okay umm, you could be flower delivery person.
Monica: Or! A bakery delivery person.
Monica: Pizza?!
Phoebe: Monica!
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Monica: Okay. Im guessing that if you dont want to deliver, you probably dont want to pick stuff up either.
Monica: Yknow what, lets do the catering business.
Monica: Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.
Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, lets plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Yknow what, I want you to take the chef job.
Monica: Really?!
Monica: Thank you.
[Scene: Monicas new kitchen, Allesandro is introducing her to her new employees.]
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Monica: Umm, I just wanna say, uh (reads from a 3 X 5 card) that with a pinch of exictement, a dash of hard work, a dollup of cooperation, we can have the recipe... (Looks up and sees eveyone glaring at her) Are you gonna kill me?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Chandler: Its okay, I want this to be your night too. (Raises his class.) To Monica.
Monica: 'Fraid so. Brown hair, green eyes...
Woman: So, what time is Monica supposed to get here?
Rachel: (to her) Hi! Im Rachel. This is Phoebe. Im the maid of honor. How do you know Monica?
(Monica and Ross push to the front)
Monica: Toothpick?
[Scene: A Janitorial Closet, Monica and Chandler are emerging slowly.]
Monica: And?
Monica: Joey!
Monica: What are you trying on now?
Monica: So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?
Monica: What?! Which one?!
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
Rachel and Monica: Oh God, neither!
Monica: For what?
Monica: Well, its done about two minutes before it looks like that.
Monica: Well no wait a minute thats not true! No, what did, that was really sweet. And it kinda works out for the best.
Rachel: Monica.
Monica: Shrill?! The wedding is back on!
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Phoebe: Yay! I love drunk Monica!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
(Chandler and Monica enter.)
Joey: Probably Monica and Chandler.
Monica: Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare.
Rachel: (To Monica) Yes.
Monica: (To Joey) They were lovers.
Monica: Wow!
Monica: Well Im Monica Geller, ball like a baby.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Monica: Joey!
Monica: Why would they think theyre invited?
Monica: Rosss parents are my parents!
Monica: Oh please, you just want more blue pins.
[Rachel hands Monica a plate. Monica takes a spoonful of the whipped cream portion.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are going over the picture proofs.]
Monica: Yeah. And yknow, if you wanna cry, thats okay too.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Monica: You went out with Wallis Pincer?
Monica: (catching him) Chandler!
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Rachel: Huh. Does Monica know about this?
Monica: Well, you don't have to decide right now, but if you could just look at our file...
Phoebe: Okay, so... allright... Which dress? (she holds up two 'Phoebe' dresses, Rachel and Monica look at them... taking their time, don't wanting to hurt Phoebe) You can say "neither".
Monica: Oh Joey!
Monica: Oh thats too bad. Its true, but too bad.
Monica: (looking at him) What?!
Monica: Well, what am I going to say?
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Monica: No she hasnt.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is blowing out a candle as Chandler enters.]
Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey.
Monica: 007 has a fancy car!
Monica: Hey.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Monica: The show?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]
Monica: 007 gets all the ladies.
Monica: The wedding starts at six.
Monica: Youll vamp?!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Eighth street deli?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah it is, mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do.
Monica: Between you and
Monica: (writing on a piece of paper) Phyllis is sitting in a chair.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are still giving away all of their secrets.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Monica: You bought the beach house when I was 23!
Monica: Thank God! I can't watch him anymore!
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Monica: (Monica looks at Rachel in disbelief) She said WHAT?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Monica: No! But I know exactly what Im going to say.
Chandler: I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this is Monica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica.
Rachel: Monica what?
Monica: Thank you.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah! (Monica glares at her.)
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Monica: Its kind of an important one!
Chandler: (writing) Monica
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
(Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.)
Joey: Oh, I got it! How about saying something like, "Monica
Monica: Well?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Monica: What?
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
Monica: Yes, you did!
Monica: You love me!
Chandler: Look, Monica