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Rachel: So whats the final head count on my baby shower?
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Monica: Oh my God, your mother!
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Rachel: My God!
Monica: Well it wasnt my fault, Phoebe was in charge of the invitations!
Rachel: So my mother is not coming to my baby shower?!
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Monica: Go! I have it in my book. Go! (Rachel leaves and Monica calls Mrs. Green.) (To Phoebe) Wait a minute! If youre in charge of the invitations why am I the one who has to call herHello Mrs. Green! Hi, its Monica Geller.
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Monica: (To Phoebe) Oh my God, my ass is sweating! (on phone) Please! Please! Can you come? Its today at four.
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
Monica: Okay. I can do that. (Pause) I gotta go powder my ass.
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Mrs. Green: Oh, Im so happy Im gonna do this for my little girl. Aw, look at you. You have tears in your eyes.
Ross: The wheel has not been my friend tonight Joey. Uh, Ill take another question.
Ross: Wait a minute, I-I believe Im entitled to use my Angel Pass for a free turn?
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Rachel: Why did you invite my mother?!
Rachel: Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.
Rachel: Youre right. Youre right. I mean Im about to have a baby, I can tell my mother that I dont want her to just be sleeping on my couch! Oh my God! Shes gonna want to sleep in my bed with me. This cannot happen!
Rachel: Oh yeah. Okay, see mom, the truth is I can do this on my own.
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Rachel: Oh my gosh! Oh wow! Oh, I know what this is! (Shes holding an item with a large suction cup connected to a yellow plastic box, with a long narrow tube and bottle connected the yellow part.) Wait a minute. That cant be right. Is that a beer bong for a baby?
Ross: (thinking) Oh. (Pause) Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!
Joey: Oh my God! Congratulations Ross, because Chandler, youve been Bamboozled!
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Monica: So whenever youre ready to apologize to me, I will forgive you. Good day! (Monica and Phoebe reenter the apartment and Monica closes the door on a stunned Mrs. Green.) I cant feel my legs!
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Rachel: Yes, Ive done my studying and I really know my stuff.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Monica: I am good. I finished my book.
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Chandler: Uh-oh, its my boss!
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Phoebe: My God, I cant get a minute of peace around this place.
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Jen: Sure, I'll just get my coat. (There's a knock on the door.) Could you get that?
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Caitlin: Oh my God! That was flirting?!
Ross: I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Rachel: Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.
Chandler: Oh my God!
RACHEL: Oh my God, honey that's great.
Guru Saj: It got caught on my watch.
Elizabeth: Uh, Im a little embarrassed about calling you a hottie on my evaluation
Rachel: Ohh! My God! Barry!!
(Ross shoots Joey a look, who shoots Chandler a look, who gives Joey an Oh my God. look back.)
Ross: Try telling my wife that.
Ross: No, I ran. It was really far, and when did people stop understanding the phrase, "Get the hell out of my way!"
Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. (Chandler grunts.) Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesnt matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. (They go onto the floor.) Just try not to move your feet at all. (Chandler starts to get into the groove and bust a move.) There you go.
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Joey: Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you.
Monica: No. It was painful. Oh my God , they should call it Pain-zine, now with a little wax.
Monica: Ill get everybody else (Does so), finally we can start celebrating my(She gasps and is stopped by the sight of Ross and Rachel making out in the hall.) Im sorry, uh apparently Ive opened the door to the past.
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
Chandler: Oh my good God.
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Rachel: Well, yknow this whole marriage thing, kinda my idea.
DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
Phoebe: Oh my God! How bad was it?
Elizabeth: Oh, because I was thinking, the semesters over; youre not my teacher anymore.
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
EDDIE: Oh, this is, this is unbelievable. I mean, first you sleep with my ex-girlfriend then you insult my inteligenct by lying about it and then you kill my fish, my Buddy?
Phoebe: Oh!! Thats my new thing. I figure bodies at peace, make peace.
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
Phoebe: Well no, it was my fault so you should get the nice room.
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold? I was supposed to call my Dad back like two hours ago.
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
Phoebe: Yknow what Joey left on my pillow?
Rachel: EHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! My God!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! (She runs over to him and finds that it was a dummy and that she had been had.)
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Phoebe: Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.
Tall Guy: Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
Ross: (recognizing her) Oh my God! Rachel Green?
MR. GREENE: I have to be heading to my chateau, thank you.
Phoebe: My guy is well read.
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
Joey: No! No! No! For my new fridgeour new fridge!
Phoebe: Yeah I know, it was my candle. My candle!
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Ross: I went to Egypt with my dad.
Rachel: Oh my God! Why is he jumping on those women!
Ross: Okay, I did not abandon Rachel! Okay? Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, I-I did what I had to do! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Y'knowEmily! Emily, is my wife! Man, what is that?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! I mean Im sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but yknow Chandler always supported my career. Hes paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.
Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.
Phoebe: I'm trying, but man that guy can push my buttons!
Phoebe: (she stops reading from the script) Oh my God.
Joey: Hands! It is absolutely essential that you tell me what room the man my assistant described is staying in. Hes a patient of mine, Ive been treating him for years!
Bonnie: I think I brought back half of the beach in my hair. It was so much easier when I used to shave my head.
DUNCAN: No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Monica: I know!! (calls him) (on phone) Chip? Hi! Its Monica. (listens) Kay. (listens) Kay. (listens) Okay. (listens) Okay, good-bye. (hangs up) Oh my God, we just had the best conversation!! (goes into her room as Rachel enters)
Mr. Tribbiani: Just for a coupla days. I got a job midtown. I figure I'm better off staying with the kid than hauling my ass back and forth on the ferry. (Sees Roger) I don't know this one.
Phoebe: Aw. (Phoebe gets a bad taste in her mouth when he looks away) Im justIm in a place in my life right now where I I
Ross: Oh my God!