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Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Chandler: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
Phoebe: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name thats really like, yknow strong and confident, yknow? Like-like Exxon.
Joey: Ooh-ooh, Pheebs, you want a strong name? How about, The Hulk?
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Joey: Oh, want a good name, go with Joey. Joeys your pal. Joeys your buddy. "Where is everybody?" "Well, theyre hanging out with Joey."
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Joey: I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Joey: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler: Wow, youre, youre right. I have a horrible, horrible name.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebes book of names.]
Chandler: No, no, youre right, it is a ridiculous name!
Chandler: Yes it is! From now on, I have no first name.
Chandler: I have no name.
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Joey: Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)
Joey: Name one!
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Joey: Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?
Rachel: Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Monica: What was her name?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Joey: I said name one!
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Helena: So whats your name?
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Chandler: Shh! It is a family name!
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Joey: Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Chandler: Were on a semi-first name basis.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Phoebe: Oh, it has a name?
Chandler: I stole Monicas and changed the name.
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
The Cooking Teacher: Thats very good, whats your name?
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Joey: And what is his name?
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Salon girl: Name?
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: Oh... what an interesting name.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Precious: My name is Precious.
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Ross: Ehm... Her name is Emma.
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Joey: Oh, name one friend of yours that I did that with.
Monica: Name one of his books.
Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?
Chandler: That's what we were gonna name the baby.
Chandler: Awesome, the name really stands out.
Rachel: Ok I gotta tell ya, it's really weird when you use my whole name.
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Phoebe: Thanks! Honey, would you want me to take your name?
Monica: You seriously changed your name to that?
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Rachel: Oh, thank you... (looks at his face trying to remember his name)
Mr Zelner: Yeah, his name is Ross. (Ross looks very surprised) What?
Joey: Hey, (realises he doesnt know her name.) stripper! (He notices that the ring box is open, so he picks it up, sees its empty and starts to panic.)