words in movies
Phoebe: No! (Rosss phone rings.)
Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Ross: No! Why?
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Estelle: Oh well, no harm, no foul.
Joey: (in obvious pain) Hey! So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow and Ill have my health insurance back in no time.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Phoebe: No, we can go together! Just dont wait too long though, okay? Cause Im outta here sometime before Friday.
Rachel: No! They are mine!
Rachel: Yeah, I mean, come on Ross, no one will even notice. I mean theyre probably not even listening!
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Casting Director #2: No, the line is pick a bag, so you need to pick up the bag.
Casting Director #2: No.
Rachel: Uh no, hes not. Can I take a message?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! You just take a big, big swing. Now, dont hold back. (He dons his protective helmet (Why, I have no clue.) and Phoebe picks up a wooden baseball bat and starts to swing as Chandler and Monica enter.)
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Phoebe: Oh no.
Ross: No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no, yeah.
RACHEL: Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi.
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Monica: (reading): OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No. (crumpes up letter)
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Chandler: No, no, no. No-no-no.
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Ross: No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.
Phoebe: No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.
Chandler: No, no he went for a walk.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Ben: No.
Ben: No Santa? Was I bad?
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
Ross: No, these are my pants.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Monica: No.
Ben: No! Why does he have to go?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Rachel: No. No, you cant.
Ross: No. I am not putting on makeup. (Knock at the door. Phoebe enters.)
Carol: Oh no. I thought you said they could shoot the spot without you.
Barry: No. I went with, uh.. Now, this may hurt.
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Joey: No.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Tag: Still no luck.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Joey: No. No. No.
Rachel: No?
Joey: No. Rosita does not move.
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
{Transcribers Note: Tradition was broken here as there were no commercials immediately after the opening credits, just more show.}
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! I wont say, no to a movie!
Earl: Okay, so no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye.
Erica: No... he killed his father with a shovel. (Monica and Chandler's jaws drop) But other than that, he's a great guy.
All: (groaning) Oh no! Oh no! (They all start to get up a leave.)
Joey: No I wont.
Ross: No they dont!!! (He runs to the bedroom to check and returns with his box of condoms.) Well they should put it in huge black letters!!!!
Joey: No its not weird, its a miracle!
Rachel: Well no.
Joey: No. Really?
Earl: Oh no.