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[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
MONICA: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Chandler: I have no idea.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!
PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Phoebe: No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.
Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.
Monica: No! No its not! Its not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Hayley: no it's not ringing any bells.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Ross: No, this is pretty much it.
Monica: No, Chandlers still in Phase One, and Joeys that thing you smell.
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Monica: No it's not.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Rachel: No. (She heads for the door again.)
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Ross: No no no, go-
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Monica: No.
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Ross: No, hi, Im, Im an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird salute.)
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Rachel: No! You gotta hold my hand!!
Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Phoebe: No, I'm fine.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that!
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
All: No no no!
Joey: No way! Its mine!!
Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
Janine: No! Of course we can still hang out with them. Just yknow, not two nights in a row. Okay?
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
Monica: Oh, no...
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Phoebe: Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
Kid: No.
Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: No plans, huh?
Ross: (sheepish) No.
Joey: No, but he's...
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
Marjorie: No, please.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.
Monica: No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uh ground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Joey: No! He blew us off!
Aurora: No.
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!
Director: No, that was clenching.