words in movies
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Chandler: No way!
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Friend No. 1: Well, I would like to propose a toast to the woman, who in one year from today, become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber DDS
Friend No. 2: Oh, isnt it exciting, I mean its like having a boyfriend for life.
Friend No. 1: What?
Friend No. 1: Rachel stop!
Friend No. 2: Youre so bad!
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Phoebe: No, no, Mr. Heckles no one is making any noise up here.
Joey: Oh, no thanks, I got it. (picks it up) No I dont!
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Phoebe: No youre not, youre wondering which cushion it is.
Joey: No, no, no, dont get up, I got a cooler right here.
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Chandler: No, I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton?
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Ross: No, I cant get it out.
Ross: No, come on dont start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Friend No. 2: Rachel! Rachel! (stirs Rachel from her dream, shes in her car driving back from the city)
Friend No. 2: You missed the exit!
Friend No. 1: My God, what were you thinking about?
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Monica: No!
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: No. Why?
Chandler: No, I am.
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!
Phoebe: Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend.
Ross: What?! No!
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or poison? No? Just for me? Okay. (Walks away.)
Joey: Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Ross: No! No we dont!
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Ross: No, Im good. (He sits down, stunned.)
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Phoebe: Oh no.
Ross: No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no, yeah.
RACHEL: Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi.
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Monica: (reading): OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No. (crumpes up letter)
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Chandler: No, no, no. No-no-no.
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Ross: No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.
Phoebe: No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.
Chandler: No, no he went for a walk.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Ben: No.
Ben: No Santa? Was I bad?
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
Ross: No, these are my pants.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Monica: No.
Ben: No! Why does he have to go?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!