words in movies
Joey: No! I wont leave you!
Joey: No youre not! Not to me!
Phoebe: (interrupting) No, I mean I was really acting my ass off.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, youre solid. Yeah, youre just no me.
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Monica: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
Monica: No really, they're OK.
Joey: I want this part so much! Yknow? If I dont get this part Im never gonna eat Macaroni and Cheese again!No, I didnt say that! Thats a lie.
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller! The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!
Chandler: No! No! No! I just kissed her.
Chandler: Youre right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.
Chandler: Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready. Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]
[Joey's place. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to and throws the phone back down.]
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: No honey, we're sorry, we didn't mean it. I love you. I love you.
Phoebe: No.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
MONICA: No, if he doesn't like our cookies, too bad, I am not gonna be blackmailed. Look if worse comes to worse, it gets a little warm, we'll call it a theme party.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Chandler: No I don't! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Monica: No I dont know Chandler! Not anymore! Its like its like somethings changed.
Rachel: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Chandler: I have no idea.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
Ross: Uh-huh. (Steps to a random kid nearby and hands him his money.) Hey, here you go buddy. Sorry, no porn for you. (To Rachel) Okay, lets go see Monica!
PHOEBE: No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. You know, I don't know, when I sang "Su-Su-Suicide", I got a dollar seventy-five. But then, "Smelly Cat", I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I just feel really bad for Smelly Cat.
ROSS: No, you, ya know there's no need to make it u. . . how?
Rachel: No we werent! It was nothing! It was one night, senior year we went to a party, had a lot of sangria and yknow, ended up kissing for a bit.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill?
Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Phoebe: No Im serious. I mean Im intuitive, but my memory sucks.
Rachel: No way. No way did you do this.
Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay? Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot.
Monica: No! No its not! Its not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Joey: No Im not. Why would you say that? Thats just mean.
Hayley: no it's not ringing any bells.
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
Ross: No, this is pretty much it.
Monica: No, Chandlers still in Phase One, and Joeys that thing you smell.
Chandler: No, you don't have to, and you can't because I, I live here too.
Chandler: No, but Horny for Monica Minister called, wanting to know if we were still together.
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Monica: No it's not.
Rachel: No Paul, I dont know anything about you! Yknow, like-like your childhood! Tell me about your childhood!
Rachel: No. (She heads for the door again.)
Chandler: No, no, no... They're really yours. We... found them in your old room.
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
Ross: No no no, go-
Ross: No no no, she gets a credit, hey, I'm in there too.
Joey: What theyre not invited?! Oh no, thats terrible! Theyre gonna be crushed!
Monica: No.
Emily: Ohh, no. Ugh. Oh, leaving London, my whole family lives there.
Phoebe: No, you threw out Phoebe. I'm Ms. Regina Phalange. Phalange!
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Chandler: Alright.. okay. No. Give it to me.
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Ross: No, hi, Im, Im an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird salute.)
Erica: No, he's in prison. (More shocked looks from Monica and Chandler)
Rachel: (crying) No, it's not that. I got fired today. And I didn't get the other job.
Rachel: No! You gotta hold my hand!!
Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
Phoebe: Oh, that's fine, no.
Phoebe: No, I'm fine.
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Monica: Yknow, no point in dragging it out. Dragging out the long process of you moving out and us not living together anymore.
Phoebe: No, look, don't touch that!
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
All: No no no!
Joey: No way! Its mine!!
Rachel: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-
Janine: No! Of course we can still hang out with them. Just yknow, not two nights in a row. Okay?
Joey: Hey! No! Get your France-going-arms away from me. (He walks out, and Rachel follows him)
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Barry: No! (To Rachel) I went with Mindy.
Ross: Marcel! Marcel! Marcel, no! Good boy. See, how can nobody want him?
Kathy: No, you didn't. Hi, I'm Kathy.
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
Monica: Oh, no...
ROSS: Hello. Oh hi, are you on your way ove-. Oh. No, no, I, I understand, I mean a monkey's gotta work. No it, it's no big deal, it' not like I uh, had anything special planned. Yeah OK, OK. OK, OK, bye.
Monica: No! (They both laugh.) Oyster?
Phoebe: Monica and Chandler said that you were having so much fun here. And apparently no amount of drums or tarantulas is gonna change that.
Kid: No.
Kid: No! No! (They start to fight over it.)
Phoebe: Okay, you can totally say no, but umm, would it be okay with you if I set Ross up on a date?
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: No plans, huh?
Ross: (sheepish) No.
Joey: No, but he's...
Woman: No suds, no save. Ok?
Rachel: Yeah, but, there were no suds.
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Rachel: Okay well Ross! Stop it please! Wait a minute! (Motions for him to follow her lead, but he angrily shakes his head no. So she pokes him.)
Monica: (on the phone) Hi, who's this? (Listens) Hi, Joanne. Is Rachel working? It's Monica. (Listens) Yes, I know I did a horrible thing. (Listens) Joanne, it's not as simple as all that, ok? (Listens) No, I don't care what Steve thinks. (Listens) Hi, Steve.
Marjorie: No, please.
Chandler: Yeah! (Monica falls asleep) No! No! No! Dont fall asleep! Okay, I am going to make you some coffee. (Monica doesnt move as he gets out of bed and as hes heading for the door.) And I probably wont spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor.
Phoebe: No, no, no, oh no-no-no, its has to be 800. (picks up the instruction manual to check the phone number) Cause all those big companies have 800 numbers, every one. (Finds the number) Yeah, every big Utah-based company has one.
Ross: No.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Chandler: No, ten o'clock.
Monica: No! No. Theyre umm Theyre just uh ground beef smileys. (Holding up one of the shells.)
Ross: No, Chandler, you have to find the line between stealing and taking what the hotel owes you. For example: hair drier, no, no, no, but shampoo and conditioners, yes, yes, yes. (pause) Now, the salt shaker is off-limits, but the salt (he opens the salt shaker and pours the salt into his hand) I wish I'd thought this through.
Joey: No! He blew us off!
Aurora: No.
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Joey: (wipes face) So what are we gonna do?! We have no reinforcements! No-no food!
Phoebe: Oh, no! I- I can't drink this now!
Director: No, that was clenching.