words in movies
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Rachel: Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
Monica: well no offense honey, but your taste is a little feminine for me.
Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.
Rachel: Yeah, no. Ross has a PhD.
Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
Amy: No, Ross' sister was really fat.
Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Ross looks down: No, that that is not what we're saying.
Phoebe while cutting a sweet potatoe in the air: No you're all about the fun.
Ross: No, you both are equally capable. Its just.. you're strongest when.. when you're together.
Monica: No you learn these things. You grow into it.
Monica: How hard is it? No shoes on the furniture.
Phoebe: No! Nothing with a raccoon.
Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.
Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.
Amy: No.
Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?
Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Phoebe: No problem! Next week: stealing... (Chandler walks away to store the box of broken china.)
Rachel: Heywhoa, slow down. (Gets a whiff of him) No, keep moving. (Joey runs off.) Wow!
Monica: No!
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Monica: Okay ah, please dont freak out. Umm, but ah, theres a blue fingernail in one of the quiche cups, and theres no way to know which one.
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Rachel: No. Why?
Chandler: No, I am.
Joey: Sure, no problem. (Sees something.) OohHey, donuts!
Phoebe: Ohh. No thats okay, hes a friend.
Ross: What?! No!
Ross: Oh yeahNoYoure welcome. Well talk about it later.
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Oh no. Could I get anyone a coffee or poison? No? Just for me? Okay. (Walks away.)
Joey: Well, not that its any of your business, but, no, we havent, okay?
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Rachel: No! You gotta get me out of here Phoebe! These bargain shoppers are crazy!
Rachel: No, absolutely. Yknow like it was umm
Ross: No! No we dont!
Rachel: Oh no wait Pheebs, I think for something like that you just ask them to move in with you. But I'm not sure, Chandler?
Monica: No, you said the baby creeps you out.
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Frank Sr.: Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Ross: No, Im good. (He sits down, stunned.)
Monica: Awww. (Kisses him.) But still no.
Chandler: You said no right?!
Chandler: (laughs) You said no right?
Chandler: No. And if I did, I don't think we'd be going out. Monica, this is getting ridiculous!
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Phoebe: Oh no.
Ross: No! No!! No! Can I speak to someone in charge please?! (The librarian brings his boss over.)
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Chandler: Well, it's just interesting. You know, because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.
Mike: Okay, when I got divorced, I didn't think I'd feel this way about someone for a really long time... Then again, I didn't think I'd meet someone like you... and... this may be crazy soon, but... I want you to have this... (He tries to get something from his pocket, but it's not that easy... Phoebe looks in a "what's happening" face to him. He finally has found something) No, not... that's gum. (He digs in a little more.) Ooh, five bucks... I love it when that happens, you know... Think no note's there...
Phoebe and Rachel: Oh no, yeah.
RACHEL: Ye-, no, my Uncle Hi.
Rachel: Ah thats great. No actually thats (In a sexy voice) Thats great! Thats really great! Yknow, I gotta tell ya writing, I mean writing, gets me uh, gets me kinda hot.
Monica: (reading): OK... Dear Ms. Green... yeah... yeah... yeah... No. (crumpes up letter)
Monica: Oh no sweetie, no! This is my fault, I wasnt clear! Im really sorry. And listen, you take as much time as you need to move out okay? Theres absolutely no rush.
Chandler: No, no, no. No-no-no.
Phoebe: No, there's no dog here?
Phoebe: There's no dog in here.
Rachel: No, I'm not blushing, I'm sunburnt! From, you know, the rain.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
CHANDLER: Oh no no no, she's a total wack job. Yeah, she thinks that Joey is actually Dr. Drake Remore.
Ross: No. No, no. She doesn't want to see you right now.
Phoebe: No, Im just deciding which one to useIm gonna start writing another book!
Ross: What dog? There-there's no dog here.
Ross: No, of course not! (Thinks) ...Yeah, yeah, it is.
Chandler: No, no he went for a walk.
Ross: No! I made it seem like I was just calling to chat. Pretty sure, they both think Im interested in them.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Joey: I got this pair marked excess, I gotta tell ya, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Phoebe: No, of course not! I also, you know, prepared a reading (she picks up a book). “Sex and the single mother. (pause) Finding your G-spot.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Rachel: No, actually I took it off then I drew it back on.
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Ross: No!
Phoebe: Oh! Oh! Oh no!! You swore!
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Phoebe: Oh no, the dog's not going to be there!
Rachel: Im thinkin no.
Monica: (trying desperately to change the subject) So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories? (Digs her elbow into his hand.) No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Rachel: No, you couldve lost your job.
Phoebe: No, just a regular old flying dwarf.
Ross: No, look, uh. You are upset about your father and you're feeling vulnerable and I just don't feel it would be right, I'd feel like I'd be, you know, taking advantage of you.
Monica: No.
Monica: No.
Phoebe: I cant follow Ross! Itd be like those bicycle ridding chimps that followed The Beetles. No.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Joey: (yelling) No! Drums!
Ben: No.
Ben: No Santa? Was I bad?
Ross: No! Oh, no-no-no. Hey, you weren't bad, you've been very good, Ben.
Ross: No, these are my pants.
ROSS: No. You're just gonna have to accept the fact that you're just friends now, OK, you're not... rommmates anymore.
Monica: No.
Ben: No! Why does he have to go?
Monica: I have no moves. (He moves in to kiss her and she laughs and backs away.) Okay, whatcha doin there?! (Giggles.) Oh yknow what? Im sorry, this is just too weird.
Phoebe: Oh no! (She runs to see.) (Running back, excitedly) Oh! Wow!!!
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ross: No.
Joey: (To the gang) Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake right?
Rachel: No that could kill her.
Charlie: Not so much, no. He had clearly memorized all the stuff to say, and some of it didn't even make any sense.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Phoebe: (excited) Yes! Oh no!
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Rachel: You think I trust you with it?! No! Were gonna split it! You take half and I take half!
Joey: Ross! Ross! If youre going to the airport, could you pick me up another one of those Toblerone bars? (Chandler nods his head no.)
Rachel: I have so got it. Theres gonna be rumours about this, theres no way to stop it. Sophie knows, Monica and Phoebe know.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!