words in movies
Chandler: Look, for the first time in my life I'm in a real relationship. Okay, I'm not gonna screw that up by y'know, telling the truth.
Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.
Monica: (to the guys) Not the way they're doing it. What, what happened? How did she die?
Rachel: It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag.
Phoebe: Well, lots of people! Look, are you coming to memorial service or not?
Rachel: (entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not until tomorrow.
Rachel: Why?! Why not?!
Phoebe: Umm, no, not at first 'cause I-I don't want to freak him out
Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!
Monica: No he's not!
Joey: Well, first it's not a purse.
Joey: I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's bag!
Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work.
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
(Phoebe is trying not to smile. He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand and turns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. She doesn't.)
Frank Sr.: I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm (Backs away.)
Phoebe: Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)
Rachel: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I'm not saying that you shouldnt have a bag, I justit's just there are other bags that are a little less umm, (Pause) controversial.
Monica: (Scoots towards the side of the bed.) Could you not look?
Joey: Oh I like this place. And technically, technically Im not breaking any rules so I
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: No-no-no! This chairs not going anywhere.
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
Chandler: So I'm not, not gonna lose her?
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
Ursula: Yeah, were not thirty, were 31.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Receptionist: Were actually at the end of one of our research cycles, so were not looking for applicants right now.
Rachel: Not in the street!!
Chandler: Where is she? Im not scared of you! (Averts his eyes and walks in.)
Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
Chandler: (To Monica) Shes not as pretty as she was when she was 29.
(Kristen is not enjoying this.)
Ross: Why not?
Joey: No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebes our friend! Well, Im not gonna watch it!
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Frank: Your not doing it.
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
Cecilia: Well of course not, but you were very good.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Ben: Not really.
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Rachel: No, Im not.
Ben: But youre not anymore!
Phoebe: Well, how could it not be breezy, no, 'cause, you're, you're in such a breezy place.
Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean Ive been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a studentI mean I notnot it! I mean, I mean I dontWe havent done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, weve-weve-weve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a jokelighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.
Rachel: Whatever! Okay, Im not your mother.
Morse: Thats not so good.
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Ross: Hey, I'm not one to kiss and tell, but I'm also not one to have sex and shut up. We totally did it!
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Rachel: Not right now.
Rachel: (Faking crying.) Yeah, he dumped me. He said, "Rachel, I cant do this. Even though you are a very, very, very beautiful women. I cant do this. Im married and Im sorry." And then I dont know why but he said, "and you will never get promoted. Especially not above Kim, who is an integral cog in the Ralph Lauren machine."
Ross: Cause I know what youre trying to pull here. Okay? Its not gonna work.
Joey: Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.
Chip: Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie.
Monica: Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
Mr. Geller: Oh, I'm not falling for that one!
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
JOEY: [movers removing a glass parrot] Oh, not my parrot.
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Joey: Then youre not invited. (Starts for the door again.)
Joey: Come on Rach! Look, turning thirty is not that big a deal.
Chandler: No Rach, its not just you. My thirtieth birthday certainly wasnt that much fun.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Its not a big deal!
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Rachel: That is not a problem.
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Chandler: Not bad.
Ross: You're not his godfather.
Monica: Its not your birthday.
Ross: Pretty please? Not very uh, 007.
Joey: Yeah, theyre not coming.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
Chandler: Im not your garbage man. Im your mailman.
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Rachel: How can you not remember us kissing?!
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Chandler: Well, does that mean that youre not going to wearing yours?
Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
Rachel: Oh yknow what honey? Lets not talk about that right now?
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Ross: Phoebe thats not true.
Ross: Well Im sorry but, that-thats really not my problem.
Chandler: (goes towards Joey) You know that's not the reason Joe. (Joey hugs him and after, he takes something from the fridge and puts it in his mouth. He goes back to where he was standing before)
Chandler: Can you people not see me?! (He waves his arms around to get their attention.)
Monica: No, its not bad. Its not bad at all. Its-its really nice.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Phoebe: And why not?!
Rachel: All right, straight, and not subtle. (The man gets up and leaves.)
MNCA: Oh no no, this is not for him, this is for me. That way he's still sober but I find his stories about shoelaces much more amusing.
Phoebe: No, not usually. But yeah, I could use one right now.
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Cheryl: (looking in the bag) Oh, thank god, it's not Mitzi. It's just a rat.
Monica: Yeah. All right, I'm gonna go tell Dan that it's not gonna happen. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around.) Don't do the dance.
Monica: Why not?!
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Joey: No thats not it. They let me keep my key the last time they were out of town.
Policeman: Youre not gonna speed anymore right?
Monica: Level 1 alert. I repeat, level 1. This is not a drill. Okay we've got a situation. The minister just called. He's snowed in. He can't make it.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Ross: Not for the next few minutes.
RACHEL: No, I know, they're from me. Look you guys this is not good. I mean we have enough trouble with guys stealing our wind without taking it from each other.
Phoebe: Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Receptionist: (holds up her handshe is on the phone) It says to call this number if you're not completely satisfied with this candy bar. Well, I'm not completely satisfied.
Chandler: No, no, no, no, no, NO! No, no... we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definately not a couple.
MONICA: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not supposed to think about.
RACHEL: I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.