words in movies
Ross: Theyre not a couple!
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Ross: All right, lets not jump to any conclusions. All right? There was some sexual chemistry between them.
Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! Im-Im playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?!
Monica: Im the hostess! Not those guys! Im always the hostess! I mean, I was always the hostess, I mean even when I was little, I mean the girls brought their dollies to my tea party, I-I served the best air.
Rachel: So I was with Joshua for an hour today, and he has not asked me out. Its just so frustrating!
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Chandler: Thats not backing me up! Look, you said with the off-stage and the heat, and the onstage and the oy heat.
Rachel: I have an extra ticket. An extra ticket. Not, two tickets, I have an extra ticket.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Mrs. Waltham: You can forget about Emily, shes not with us.
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Ross: Not yet.
Ross: I know, why not?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Ok, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: OK, ahem, hey, does anybody know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Monica: (entering) Rachel, I need to borrowYoure not packed!!!! Youre not packed even a little bit!
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Ross: Of course I was mad! I told you I-I hate this stuff! Okay? It-its not funny!
Rachel: But, it's not raining.
Rachel: Ohh! You did not drop any socks!
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Phoebe: (excited) Central (not so excited) Park!
Ross: Wow. Umm Huh I'm-I'm not sure what to do with that right now.
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Joey: (trying not to be obvious) Take the bra off.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
RACHEL: Not uh, not to my recollection.
Phoebe: Ooh, it's not bad.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Joey: Not in my head.
Joey: It's not my first time.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Ross: Again, it's not that he
Chandler: Nope, not under here!
Chandler: Oh, yeah, sure, its not mine anyway. It can with the pants.
Phoebe: Why not?! Maybe I can, you don't know!
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, its-its not the lecture ah, I mind, umm....
Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldnt take it.
Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!
Phoebe: Well, on the bright side, now you won't have to see all these paleontologists with their shirts off. (Grabs a drink and notices that the two men are upset) Not you guys. You got it going on!
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
MNCA: Do you not see it?
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Phoebe: Wait, wait, I'm getting a deja vu...no, I'm not.
RACHEL: Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's my favorite.
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Rachel: I do not know what's wrong with us, I mean, we have kissed before and that's been great! But this time it was leading somewhere and I was very aware of the fact that it was Joey touching me.
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Rachel: (not seeing Ross) Whats your favourite thing about summertime?
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Monica: (Looking at the TV) You're not on TV.
Ross: Well, not really. I mean technically its-its not against the rules or anything, but it is frowned upon. Especially by that professor we ran into last night, Judgey von Holierthanthou.
Monica: It's not ok to do it in a doctor's office but it is ok to do it in a parked car behind a Taco Bell?
Phoebe: Ooh, it's not a toy.
Alice: Right, not just that. Umm, even though we love each other as much as we do, none the less
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Phoebe: Yeah, not the one I had my eye on.
Ross: It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff.
JOEY: Not like him, per-se, just not un-like him.
Chandler: (excited) Guys, guys, I've got great news! Guess what Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?! Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) Let's get past the moment. Phoebe: What's your news? Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers) Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible! Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people (defending) come on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her) Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship. Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'. Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except less sex with you. (Joey nods) Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there? Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the people they like. Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great. Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler) Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble! (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving) Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have been really good in advertising. Monica: Ross, you did not come up with "got milk?" Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) I should have written it down!
Phoebe: (leaving) Fine, fine! You would not hold up well under torture!
Ross: Its Gandolf, and hes not coming.
Eric: Eric. (They shake hands and hes squinting. And, no, its not me.)
Ross: Monica! (She appears, not sure why she was summoned.)
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Joey: You're not gonna like it.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Ross: That's not advice!
Chandler: Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.
JOEY: How do we say yes now and make it seem like we're not doin' it just to ride in the cool car?
Joey: No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! (points his fist at him)
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
Bob: I just had a meeting, I was actually hoping to get transferred up here, but I just found out its not gonna happen. Apparently somebody thinks Im not eleventh floor material. Say uh, who the hell is this Chandler?
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Chandler: Oh, because we love kids. Love ‘em to death.Well, not actually to death, that's just a figure of speech - we love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.
Monica: Phoebe, I did not have sex.
Joey: Oh, I chose not to hear that.
Rachel: Please! We did not fog Danny! Who's Danny?
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
PHOEBE: Yeah, but, ah, ah, nothing has to happen.� We're just having fun.� You know, not everything had to go as far as "eye-contact."
Rachel: Y'know, it is not like I did this on purpose.
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
Ross: Y'know what? I'm really not in the mood.
Joey: (thinks) I'm not sure.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Ross: Im-Im not kidding. Look I-I, I cant have three failed marriages. I cant. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Rachel: All right. Look. Gavin...I...I guess I felt guilty that you were here, which I shouldn't. You know Ross and I are not inany relationship but...he is the father of my child, and you know we do live together and plus there is just so muchhistory...you know it's just...I don't know, I'm sorry, I'm just all over the place.
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
Monica: And you're not gonna do that.
PHOEBE: I told you not to do that yet. And, she wants to do a video.
MNCA: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Chandler: Not even on page 7?
Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. They said my writing was funny, just not "Archie Comic funny."
Monica: You're not gonna be phased out!
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Chandler: This is not going to work.
Janice: On no! No! Its not good-bye, Im not leaving until you get on that plane.
Ross: Well, they're not mine!
Monica: You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, "I'm not fired!" Ha!