words in movies
Chandler: Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man!
(Chandler looks at the bill, thinking... then looks at the offer in the Newspaper and makes some dancing moves to see if he's up for the job...)
Mr. Waltham: Terribly nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding. (He hand a multipage bill to Jack.)
Lady: Well, we already have one offer on it, and I think the lady upstairs is goning to make another one.
Monica: And about an hour ago, we made an offer.
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler: Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats.
Chandler: Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.
Chandler: All right look, Im changing it to 50 bucks, or your best offer.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: No, I hope not! I tried to offer him some money, but he wouldnt take it.
Rachel: I got a really incredible job offer.
Rachel: Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.
Benjamin: Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.
Gunther: Oh, I was going to offer you my apartment.
Joey: Can I offer you a drink?
Ross: You put an offer on a house?
Joey: (looking between the pages and him) Audition? I thought you were gonna offer me the part.
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Chandler: Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that were moving to Oklahoma, or that youre gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
Richard: Well, apparently Im willing to offer her things that you are not.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Monica: Okay, the realtor said another couple made an offer. Maybe the Janice's won't get it! Maybe the other couple will.