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[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Rachel: Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
[Scene: Terrys office, Joey has come to beg for a second chance.]
Rachel: Yeah Melissa, I dont want to be known as the uh, office bitch, but I will call your supervisor.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Rachel: Well, my boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview and he heard everything. So later he calls me to his office and he tells me that he's gonna have to let me go, because I'm not a team player. And I said "Wait a minute! Yes I am." and I had to sit there for 45 minutes while he proved that that in fact... was true.
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
[Scene: Casting Director #3s office, Joey is entering.]
Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Doug is entering.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
[Scene: Chandlers Office, Bob is ransacking Chandlers office.]
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Ms. McKenna: Then, problem solved. Chandler will be running our office in Tulsa. Youre gonna love Oklahoma.
Chandler: Youre building a post office?
[Scene: Rachel's office.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is confronting his boss about the butt smacking thing. His boss is writing on a white board.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office, hes working at his computer as his boss, Mr. Franklin, sticks his head in.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel and a co-worker (Sophie) are dealing with the crisis.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Ross: I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office. There was some guy that freaked everybody out.
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
[Scene: Rachels office.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, he and Phoebe are taking a break from work.]
MR. GELLER: A woman in my office is a lesiban. I'm just saying.
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is trying to find Rachel a date.]
[Cut to Earls office, who is played by Jason Alexander, George from Seinfeld. They cut back and forth between Phoebes and Earls offices with each of their lines.]
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Rachel: Ohh, its gonna be so great! Im gonna get to help decide what we sell, Im gonna have an office with walls and everything. (turns to Monica) Im gonna have walls!
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Joanna: You can have your own office, and a raise! Effective tomorrow.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
[Scene: Guru Sajs office: Joey and Chandler have taken the duck to see the guru.]
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
[Scene: Chandlers Office Building, Bob is standing at the elevators and sees Chandler walk up.]
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
Chandler: Yeah, ok. I'm sure that doctor's office can't be worst than on a class trip to the Hershey's factory!
Monica: Like I remember his office number! (Pause) Speed dial 7.
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Doug: Bing! (Chandler stands bolt upright and turns around to face him.) Read your Computech proposal, a real homerun. (He goes to slap his butt, but Chandler slides over making him miss.) Ooh. Barely got ya that time, get over here. Come on. (Chandler goes over) Wham! (slaps him on the butt) Good one. That was a good one. (to a couple of Chandlers co-workers) Keep at it team. (goes into his office)
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Estelle's (Joey's Agent) Office, Joey is there.]
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
(Ross is shocked, but Rachel drags him out of the office.)
(Ross appears in the hallway just outside of Rachel's office.)
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
[Scene: Rachel's new job, she's in her new boss's office (Kim's) and with the other assistant (Nancy). Together they're deciding what clothes to buy or something, who knows, let's all watch/read to find out.]
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing up a meeting with his boss and the rest of his team.]
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: (laughing nervously) Oh, what a fun office.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
[Scene: Rachels office, Phoebe hands Rachel a key card.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, Chandler is bent over getting some water as his boss approaches.]
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
[Scene: Rachels New Office, shes interviewing a potential new assistant, Hilda.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes been fired.]
Customer: Do you know who at my office?
Elizabeth: Making out in your office.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Jack: Uh, Phoebe you-you dont have an office.
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
Gavin: Gavin Mitchelle's office.
MRS GREEN: Oh, look, here's Barry. Did he have to come straight from the office?
[Scene: Rosss lawyers office, his name is Russell and has just been told by Ross about his current situation.]
Phoebe: It is your office.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
[Scene: Barry's Office, Barry is preparing his tools alone as Rachel enters.]
Joey: I dont know. Just uh, just tell em it was a mix-up with the invitations, orNo-no-no! Blame it on the post office. They hate the post office. And the Irish! But I dont think you can blame it on them so (He dials the phone and hands it to Monica.)