words in movies
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
Joey: Look, Pheebs, I just, I wanna apologize for, for saying that your method was stupid and-and maybe ask you to be my teacher again. And-and I promise, I won't touch a guitar until you say I'm ready. (After a short pause she hands him her guitar.) You really think I'm ready?
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Rachel: (quietly) Yeah. Well. (Pause.) Hey uh Joe, would mind going over to Chandler's bedroom and get that book back that he borrowed from me?
(Pause.)
Phoebe: That's weird. (Pause.) I bet they're doing it.
Chandler: I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
Monica: Okay, just back off mister! Whoa. (Pause) Cause I am ready to have a baby. I just want Joey to be the father.
Monica: (Pause) I dont think Id care.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.
(Pause)
Chandler: (pause) Yes. (to Rachel) Okay, theres this one guy, Patrick, I think youre gonna like him, hes really nice, hes funny, hes a swimmer.
Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?
Monica: (pause) I have no idea.
Rachel: Amy! <pause> Yes I do.. I really do. <grabs Ross' hand for support>
(Pause.)
Phoebe: No. (Pause) Neither is mine.
Ross: (thinking) Oh. (Pause) Oh! Oh my God! Okay, I know this, give me-give me a second!
(Pause.)
Rachel: (pause) Wow! I dont know, maybe. Im
Ross: (pause) Okay. Okay. Because for a minute you said you
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Phoebe: Yeah. (Pause) Why arent you with Rachel?
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Joey: (Pause) Sorry. (Raises his hand in shame.)
Rachel: (pause) Right.
(Pause)
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
(Pause.)
(Pause)
Rachel: (seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay.
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Rachel: Thanks. (Crying) God this is so stupid! (Pause) How could I be upset over something I never had? Its negative?
<Ross and Rachel pause and ponder this>
Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Mike: I just think there's somebody better out there for you, (pause) I mean I'm not saying me but. maybe me.
ROSS: Wow!� (pause)� Wow, You look . . . uh . . .�� It's just, ah . . .�� That dress . . . uh . . .�
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
MIKE: Ah?� (pause)� Do you have one here?
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
(pause)
MIKE: Okay.� (pause)
PHOEBE: (pause) Well, good bye.
(pause)
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Phoebe: Right. (Pause) Or you might get everything youve wanted since you were fifteen.
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Joey: Right... (pause) ok, so just from the top of the page, right here.
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Rachel: (waking up) Ehhh, aw! (pause). Well, that's new!
Joey: One! (Pause.) No ten! You said ten! You cant take that back!
Rachel: (pause) Kiss me.
Rachel: Okay. (pause).(acting) Hello Drake, I'm surprised to see you here.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: (long pause) Ok.
Rachel: (pause) I'm gonna do it.
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
CHANDLER: Achhh.� It's always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.� (pause)� Except with you.
Rachel: (after a pause) Yeah.
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Rachel: Oh! (pause) Ok. Ok, you really wanna know who it is?
Phoebe: Well... (pause) no.
Chandler: (offended) What? (pause) May I?
Monica: (pause) No.
(pause)
Joey: (pause) It's OK!
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Ross: Mississippilesly? (pause) Well, how bad is it?
Monica: (pause) (to Phoebe) Chandler gets pedicures!
Monica: Okay. (When Phoebe turns around Monica runs out into the hall after Mrs. Green.) Mrs. Green! Okay Im really sorry!! Im apologizing for the(She trips and falls down the stairs.) (Pause) Okay, I bit my tongue, but Im still really sorry!
Chandler: Yeah, you know, I really thought I deserved it. (pause) But... let's go win the lottery... I mean, we still have 130 chances to win, right?
Phoebe: Hey! (there's a pause)
Joey: I don't know, but one of the extras sure did! (pause) Hey, listen Rach. Thanks again for coming down to watch my scenes!
Rachel: (after a pause) Phoebe, Shania Twain is still alive!
Paul: (barely glancing at her) No. What ever happened to that little dude. (Pause) So full of dreams
(There's a brief pause.)
Cecilia: Oh yeah-yeah, we should get the (Pause) So when Jessica kisses a man, she usually puts umm, both her hands on the mans face. (She does so.)
Rachel: I dont know! (Pause) Im-Im kinda thinking it-it was the lobster
Phoebe: (after a pause) Finish it!
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Monica: Okay, just get a lot better. (pause) Fast.
Both: (long pause, they realize) Oh yeah!
Ross: Well, I came with Rachel, who should be back any second! (pause) So what's new?
Rachel: Uh. (pause) Did you call your parents?
Rachel: (after a pause) Not even one more time?
Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?
Chandler: What? (pause) Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.
Chandler: And the wiggle wharms and the zip zorps? (pause) What were the things you said?
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Joey: I’m saying that… (pause). This isn't working for me anymore, ok? Estelle, you’re fired. Goodbye. (he hangs up the phone).
Ross: (after a long pause) You should go.
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
JOEY: Okay.� (pause.� He looks over her shoulder at the table with the wine.)� Whoa, whoa.� Why are there two glasses of wine out?
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Mr. Geller: (pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you.
Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?
Rachel: Yep. Oh, yeah, look you great. (She puts her arm in his and checks how they would look as a couple.) Oh yeah. Yeah, this looks great. (Pause) Umm, so you like it?
Phoebe: YOU'RE FIRED! (mimes the CUT again) (pause and she raises her glass) Cheers! (Chandler raises his, smiling and Monica stares at him and he puts down his glass.)
Paul: And anyhow, Im sorry I was so harsh before, but you have to understand that I (pause) still look at Lizzie like shes a twelve-year-old girl.