words in movies
[Scene: Chandler's office, Chandler looks around, opens his desk drawer, takes a puff of a cigarette, sprays around some air freshener, and takes some breath spray. He types for a little while, opens the drawer again, and takes another drag of the cigarette. While not paying attention, he sprays the breath spray around the room, takes a squirt of air freshener and gags.]
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
Phoebe: (as though Rachel wasn't paying attention) Yummy noises.
Chandler: (to Joey) Does this mean were gonna have to start paying for coffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders.)
Ross: Doesn't sound as crazy as paying a thousand dollars for a cat.
ROSS: Oh c'mon. Maybe you're just, uhhh... paying your dues.
Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons.
[Scene: A wintry February day in New York City, snowplows are clearing the streets. Inside Central Perk, all three girls are paying court to Ross.]
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
Ross: Yeah. I'm paying you to stop.
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
Mr. Geller: All-right fine, but I just want to say, Im not paying for your wine cellar. You thieving, would be speaking German if it werent for us, cheap little man. (Emilys stepmum looks shocked. Jack and Judy get up and leave.)
RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Rachel: Oh honey, come on, Im sorry, I didnt.... I dont mind paying my dues, y'know, its just how much am I gonna learn about fashion by walking Mira, the arthritic seamstress, to the bathroom.
Phoebe: Pay the caterer! Look, I've had a lot of jobs, okay, and there are some people who just always try to get out of paying. It's either, you know, "that massage wasn't long enough, or, "I don't recognize any of those songs," or, you know, "these sombreros aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Chandler: (on the phone) "Look, this is ridiculous! I'm not paying for that room! Ok?" (pause) "Oh, thank you very much!" (hangs up) Yeah, I'm going to Vermont...
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Chandler: I'll take that bet my friend. And you know what, paying me the 50 bucks could be the "new thing you do that day!" (Ross looks at him.) And it starts right now!
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Chandler: They're not even paying ya! This doesn't even sound like a real movie!
Rachel: Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just started flirting with him.
PHOEBE: And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give her like a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top.
Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.
Gunther: Youre paying for that.
Rachel: Were paying for this yknow.
Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Chandler: (watches Joey for a moment) Okay! (Joey quickly moves the hockey stick so that hes scratching his back with it.) Listen, Im gonna be moving out so you will be in charge of paying the rent.
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Man: Oh, let me guess some idiot on a cell phone wasnt paying attention?
Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now?
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! I mean Im sorry, I wish I can take everybody, but yknow Chandler always supported my career. Hes paid for acting classes and head shots and stuff and well this will be my way of paying you back.
Mr. Geller: (Pointing items out on the bill.) Flowers, liquor, recarpet first floor. New guest bath, landscaping. Im paying to remodel this guys house. (Angrily gets up.) Im going to give that son on a bitch, a piece of my mind.
Joey: Yeah, you'd think I'd give up being a minister and start paying to ride the subway? Huhuh...
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is paying Phoebe.]
Phoebe: I don't care. We're not paying you 300 dollars for this.
Chandler: I see, but once you get your first paycheck you'll be springing a big hotel suite, right? I mean, lead in a movie, they must be paying you a lot?
Rachel: Im not paying for half of that! Im only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
Ross: And-and to years of hard work finally paying off.
Joey: (laughs) Actually, I didnt know the magazine was paying for it. Wouldnt have mattered, Im doing this for the fans, not for the free food.