words in movies
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Gene: A torch, a bonfire... (Joey seems lost) uhm, your pee...
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Ross: Thats right! Thats right! Saran Wrap on the toilet seat so the pee goes everywhere!
Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.
Monica: Don't you have to pee?
Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)
Joey: (whispering) No, I really have to pee.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
JOEY: What if we have to pee?
Rachel: No, not really. Youre pressing the baby into my bladder and now I have to pee. Sorry. (She gets up and starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: You can pee here!
Monica: Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
Monica: I can't believe we are at a real college party! (Rachel laughs excitedly) I have to pee so bad!
JOEY: Thanks, yeah. I love this but ya know what, it makes me wanna pee.
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.
MONICA: And some of us really have to pee.
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Joey: I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
Joey: Uhhhh.... I'll just pee in the street.
Joey: Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind!
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you!
Joey: Youre gonna have to pee on it.
Joey: If you ask me to stay, I�ll pee. (leaves)
Monica: Naaaa... He still kills me. Last night he had me laughing so hard, I swear... a little pee came out.
Michelle: Thank you so much for letting me do this. Public bathrooms freak me out, I can't even pee, let alone doanything else.
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
Phoebe: I decided to pee.
Joey: I met her at the library. I went in to pee.
Rachel: Oh, I have to pee. If I dont come out in five minutes its because Ive choked to death on the potpourri stink. (Goes into the bathroom.)
Chandler: Hey, we haven't been on a second date, she needs to hear me pee?
Monica: Really. Well, at least 'big girls' don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
Fran: Look, youre cold, I have to pee, and... (indicating the sign) ..theres a cup of coffee on the window. How bad could it be?
Michelle: No, actually, see I had to pee, �cause I can�t use public bathrooms because the doodie parasites.
Charlie: Stop it, stop it! He talks slow but he might pee fast! Ok, let's go!! (they run outside)
Rachel: Oh, I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks that my bladder is a squeeze toy. (Goes to the bathroom.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about puberty! Come on, thats always a painful time! Yknow your friends invite you to a slumber party and then they stick your hand in warm water while youre sleeping so that you pee in your sleeping bag.
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.