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Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: Hi!
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
The Guys: Pete?!
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Pete: What, look back?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?