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Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Pete: I cant until Im the ultimate fighter. I will do it. Im telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, Im not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.
RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Pete: Dont worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponents strength and weight against him.
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, hes just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.