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[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Why not?
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Hi!
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Okay, I love you.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: What, look back?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.