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[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Pete: Hi!
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: All right.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: What?
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: What?
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Pete: Mon-Monica?
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
The Guys: Pete?!
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
Pete: What, look back?
Pete: Uh-oh.
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?