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Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Hi!
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: Why would you say that?
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Pete: Okay, I love you.
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Pete: What, look back?
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
[Scene: Petes Restaurants Kitchen, Pete is showing Monica around the kitchen.]
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Monica: Which one was Pete Carney?
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
[Scene: The hallway between the two apartments, Pete and Monica are returning from their date.]
Monica: (going up to the ring) Pete! Pete!! That guys pretty huge!
Monica: What is it?! What about Pete?
Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
Pete: Ah, which ever is closest.
Pete: Y'know I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline fracture in my right forearm, and a severely bruised Adams Apple, but that really hurt.
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
Pete: ...so y'know, thats why, within a few years, that voice recognition is gonna be pretty much standard on any computer you buy. Y'know, so you could be like-like, Wash my car. Clean my room. Its not gonna be able to do any of those things, but itll understand what youre saying.
Monica: (opening the door) (to Pete) Hey!
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
(Pete and Monica kiss, and Monica mouths I love you. to him.)
Pete: Its okay, its not as bad as it looks, its a precaution. Ah, Im not supposed to move my spine.
Pete: Y'know what, dont be. This is not, dont be, cause its not so bad.
Pete: Oh no, not the thing. I hate the thing. Whats the thing?
Phoebe: So, youre like a zillionaire? (Pete smiles and nods)
Pete: Yeah, stupidly charming isnt it? Well listen lets, you wanna get something to eat? Cause this place is kinda depressing. (they start to leave)
Pete: Hmm, come on, you just said to her that you .
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is telling Rachel about Petes offer.]
Pete: It would be nice after hearing 20,000 people chant You suck!
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
(Tank carries Pete over to the other side of the ring, and we see both Ross and Monica wince in pain.)
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!