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Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Pete: I cant until Im the ultimate fighter. I will do it. Im telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, Im not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.
Pete: Dont worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponents strength and weight against him.
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, hes just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: Hi.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Hi!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
[Scene: The Arena, after the fight. Monica is walking up to a defeated Pete.]
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Pete: What, look back?
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Pete: Uh-oh.
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
Pete: Okay, thats great, but can we make it smaller? Can we make it fit on the head of a pin? I love when we make things fit on the head of a pin.
Pete: Ahh, Id throw another thousand on that.
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Joey: Check it out, hes winning! (to Monica) Petes winning!
Rachel: Howd it go with Pete?!
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
[Scene: The Ultimate Fighting Championship, Ross and Monica are there watching Pete.]
Pete: Monica! (runs over and kisses her) Hi honey.
Pete: (to Monica, by the door) So ah, we on for tomorrow?
Pete: Well, yknow, I never know how much to tip.
Pete: Look, the only who stands to get hurt is me. And Im okay with that.