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Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
Pete: Hey Monica, how's it going.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Pete: I see him, you guys are just the worst hiders ever.
All: (standing up) Hey Pete.
Monica: Ahh, Pete, the other day when you said you needed to talk, umm, just so I know, is it good news or bad news.
Pete: Oh, it's good news. No, it's definitely good news. Hold on a second, I have another call. (clicks his remote) (to his other call) Hey, how's it going?
Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.
Pete: Okay, I love you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay? Hes not like other people, on your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a third or fourth date kinda thing.
Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know its a little sudden, and its a little rushed, and its totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesnt mean I cant. Right? I mean Im-Im crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.
[Scene: Petes apartment, Pete and Monica are coming back from a date.]
Pete: Lights. (The lights turn on, once again theyre too bright.) Uh, romantic lights. (The lights dim.)
Pete: So ah, there was this thing I wanted to talk to you about.
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Pete: And I feel like Ive conquered the business world, and I feel like Ive conquered the intellectual world, and now I-I have the most beautiful woman in the world.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Pete: Its time for me to conquer the physical world.
Pete: Monica, I want to become (pause) the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: I want to become the Ultimate Fighting Champion! Its the most intense physical competition in the world, its banned in 49 states!
Pete: Okay, my trainer, Ho Chi, is teaching me a combination of Gee Koon Doe and Brazilian street fighting, Ive even had my own octagon training ring designed.
Pete: Yeah. Monica, I want you there in the front row when I win. I want you close enough to smell the blood. What do you think?
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
Announcer: From New York City, New York! Appearing in his Ultimate Fighting Championship debut! Hes known for his confrontational business style. Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing Pete Beck-errrr!!
Monica: Oh my God! Thats Pete! But why is Bill huggin Pete?
[Scene: A Gym, Pete is training for the Ultimate Fighting Championship, with his trainer, Hoshi.]
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Pete: Look, forget the check, okay. (rips up the check) I like you. I think youre great. Come on, what do you say?
Pete: So? I mean have you thought about it?
Pete: Im sorry things didnt work out...
PHOEBE: I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though? Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
Pete: I know Im no John Bon Jovi, (Monica laughs) or someone who find attractive, Im just, I think, y'know, that you might end up feeling differently.
Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean... If thats, if thats really what you want, okay.
Monica: (to a customer) Pete, can I get you something else?
Pete: Well, if that were true, Id dating my Aunt Ruth. And the two times we went out were just plain awkward. (to Rachel) Come on, you think she should go out with me, dont you?
Monica: Okay, so it doesnt involve Ross or Rachel or Chandler or Joey. But, what about Pete?
Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker?
Pete: Her names Ann, shes a journalist. Ahh, we met on the plane. She asked me if she could finish off my peanuts, I thought she said something else, we had a big laugh. Yeah, I just, I mean I got, I got tired of waiting.
RACHEL: Ok, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carney, Barry, and uh, oh, Paolo.
Monica: Hi! Hey, Pete youre back! Hey, check this out. (She starts to skate over to him)
Pete: Dont worry, Hoshi taught me how to use an opponents strength and weight against him.
Pete: I cant until Im the ultimate fighter. I will do it. Im telling you, the day will come when children will argue over who will win a fight, me or Superman. Now, Im not saying I could beat Superman, but y'know, kids are stupid.
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
(They both rush each other. Tank picks Pete up and carries him over and slams him into the fence surrounding the ring.)
Pete: I bought a restaurant and I would like you to be the head chef.
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Chandler: (reading the check) Pete Becker. Pete (quickly grabs a magazine and opens it up to show her a picture) (pointing to the picture) Is this him?
TV Announcer: Pete Becker is circling the ring now. It looks like, hes just trying to feel him out. Oh, Bruiser is just...
Pete: But youre not. Okay, good.
Hoshi: All right, on the table. (Pete gets on the table for his rubdown)
Referee: Here we go gentlemen, here we go! (to Tank Abbott) Are you ready? (He nods, and takes out his teeth) (to Pete) Are you ready? (Pete nods, Yes.) Lets get it on!!
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Pete: Well Im not gonna stop until Im the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
Pete: Look, Im gonna get better. Okay? I promise you.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is talking to Monica about the restaurant.]
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Monica: Im checking out the restaurant with Pete.
[cut to Monica, Pete, and Cailin]
Pete: Oh, one other thing. Hoshi thinks that you being ringside may have affected my concentration.
Pete: Oh, youre welcome. (He takes a deep breath)
Pete: Well if youre asking me to quit, then youre asking me to be someone Im not. Ive got to do this.
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
Pete: Mon-Monica?
Rachel: Pete the Weeper? Remember that guy who used to cry every time we had sex. (imitating) "Was it good for you?"
Pete: Now, nooo! Im just excited about the restaurant, thats all.
Ross: Well, this is ironic. Of your last two boyfriends, Richard didnt want to have kids, and from the looks of it, now Pete cant.
Rachel: Hey Mon, lets give Pete a chance Come on, he was funny, he seems really nice, and that check thing was adorable.
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Rachel: Ok, ok, Roger was creepy, but he was nothing compared to Pete Carney.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Pete: Could you leave a note? Cause Im on a lot of pain killers now, and I dont know if Ill remember this tomorrow. (She leaves.)
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: I need two. Im bringing Pete. My boyfriend. I have a boyfriend now!
Pete: No! Look, I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else. On my trip.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Pete: Hi.
Monica: I mean this has been like my dream since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened Easy Monicas Bakery. I mean I would kill for this job. I mean I can totally do this job, and God knows I paid my dues. (She removes her fake breasts) But Petes just doing this because he has a crush on me.
Pete: Why not?
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Pete: (to Monica) One second.
Pete: (turns off the TV) Youre taking this all wrong. Because, if I didnt leave you that tip, you wouldnt of come down here, we wouldnt be having this argument, and there wouldnt be this ah, heat between us.
Pete: Ho-ho, I will.
Pete: Thats about 60 cents.
Pete: Yeah, it was.
Pete: Where are we?
Pete: Oh, yeah. I know that.
Pete: Come on, you gotta admit that our relationship is ah, is hitting a new level now. Cause you used to be like the chef, and I was the customer, and now were like this-this couple that fights.
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Pete: Yeah, sure, thatd be great.
Pete: I know a great little place.
Pete: Wow! Skates!
Monica: So what did you do today Pete?
Pete: Hi!
Phoebe: (to Pete) Wow! Thats exciting, you went to Japan, made up a woman.
Pete: Wait, wait, wait, wait, thats-thats what youre worried about? If thats the problem, weve got no problem.
Pete: All right.
Pete: I guess you can.
Pete: Yeah, sure. Good luck!
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
Pete: Why would you say that?
Pete: What?
Pete: Youre good. Youre good!
Pete: What?
Monica: Pete.
Pete: Nooo. Uh-huh, no way. What? No.
Pete: What?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
The Guys: Pete?!
Pete: So you like it?
Pete: Thanks a lot.
Phoebe: All right, so, so you went to Petes...
Pete: What like Pete Dakota?
Pete: Just tell me the truth.
Pete: Uh-oh.
Pete: Yeah.
Pete: I promise.
Monica: I love you, Pete!!!
Ross: Hey! How long until Petes fight?