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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
Phoebe: Hey!
Phoebe: (not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, its just Im so pregnant that Imy guitar doesnt fit anymore. So I thought til Im not, Im just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!
Phoebe: Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Phoebe: I know! I know, and Ive only been playing for like an hour!
Alice: (entering) Phoebe! Phoebe! Hi! Hi!
Phoebe: Hey! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Phoebe: Wow! Thats so great! Oh! Oh! Cougar.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Hi!
Phoebe: Ugh! No! This is so hard! I went through this whole book (Holds up a book) and found nothing! I want a name thats really like, yknow strong and confident, yknow? Like-like Exxon.
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Phoebe: No! No! I-I meant for the baby!
Phoebe: Well, its just yknow that something like this would never to like The Hulk, yknow
Phoebe: So, I decided Im definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler.
Phoebe: Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if its like yknow, Chanoey?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is looking for a new name in Phoebes book of names.]
Phoebe: All right, so, what are we supposed to call you?
Phoebe: Umm, Gene.
Phoebe: Bye, Gene.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.]
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Rachel: No, its all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod there heads in agreement.)
Phoebe: Wow, Carol really messed you up!
Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
Phoebe: All right, all right, so up until 92-93 he was very trusting, then 94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city!
Phoebe: Yeah. The 92 Ross wouldnt.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is showing off more of her drum skills to Joey by rubbing one of the sticks back and forth across the drum.]
Phoebe: Drum roll.
Phoebe: Youre actually going through with this?
Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In factyes, (To Joey) Im, Im sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, Im-Im, Im gonna, Im gonna name the baby Chandler.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Phoebe: Okay!
Phoebe: Yeah!
Phoebe: Yay!
Phoebe: Yayohyay! Okay, I gotta go tell Frank and Alice! Right now!
Phoebe: Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)
Phoebe: Okay, bye!
Joey: Ohh! (Realises it was all a trick to get Phoebe to name the baby Chandler.)
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Phoebe: What about, what about when I said yknow about the apartment pants, how dumb was I?
Phoebe: Sorry.
(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly.)
Monica: Okay, come here! (Phoebe joins them in the hug.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are there.]
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Phoebe: What happened?
Phoebe: Hi!
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Phoebe: Hey! You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani!!
Phoebe: Yeah thats great! Next to that, Chandler wont look so stupid.
Rachel: Phoebe, if this guys going through a divorce, is it such a good idea to start going out with him?
Phoebe: But... I'm ready, so, just deal.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are eating breakfast.]
Phoebe: Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! Its so beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Phoebe Sr: (entering) Hi! Whats going on?
Phoebe: Oh, Ode To A Pubic Hair?
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is eating cereal from a bowl she has balanced on her stomach as Joey, Chandler, and Monica return.]
Phoebe: (entering) Have I gone deaf?
Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
Phoebe: Im having a really good time!
Phoebe: Its slang for pregnant.
Phoebe: Yeah, I should probably take it back. Ooh, but you know what? While I'm at the police station, I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever, so this could be her year! (She crosses her fingers in hope.)
Phoebe: Hi Ginger.
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Chandler: Phoebe, I asked you to guard the ring!
Phoebe: Okay.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Thats the creep that youre with at the Statue of Liberty.
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Phoebe: (To Monica) Anyway, I should go. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: And! She uses sex as a weapon!
Phoebe: Fine. Okay, enjoy your concert. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Phoebe: Hi.
Phoebe: Yeah I mean its probably nothing, but I just wanted to warn you that there might be something there.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross lays a lot off small papers, shaped like the U.S. states onto the floor making a map with the states. Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Phoebe are there.]
Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Phoebe: You mean a backup?
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Phoebe: Both of you together?
Phoebe: Ooh, lets see it!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
Phoebe: I hope its you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]
Phoebe: Yes!!! Oh!!
Phoebe: Still.
Phoebe: Hey Rachel?
Phoebe: Uh-hmm.
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is bringing Rachel some coffee.]
Rachel: Yeah but Phoebe
Phoebe: (gets up and starts to leave) We want the last six years back!!
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Phoebe: Oh I know.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Phoebe: Oh, thank you so much! (They hug.) Okay.
Phoebe: No, youre too late!!! She already took out the trash!!!
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: See? This is exactly why you shouldnt lie!
Joey: Okay, Phoebe
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Joey: What?! Noooo (Phoebe gasps.)
Phoebe: Yes! Your honor?
Phoebe: Oh!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are watching ET.]
Phoebe: Oh he knows! (Quietly) For the most part.
Phoebe: Okay. All right you yellow-bellied-lilly-livered-DRAW!! (they both kick up the foot rests like an old fashioned gun fight.)
Phoebe: I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She removes this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the house.)
Phoebe: Really?! I won!
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
(Monica gasps and holds her forehead. Phoebe, Rachel and Ross pull back their heads)
Phoebe: Oh, but, could we not go together? I,I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
Phoebe: Oh my god! Look, it's Ross and Rachel. Oh, the plan is working.
Phoebe: Hi!
Phoebe: Oh yeah!
Phoebe: Oh thats so sweet thanks.
Phoebe: This stuff is great!
Phoebe: Ohh.
Phoebe: Well, we just decided that Rachel is gonna be your maid of honor.
Phoebe: Yknow Rach, I think that, I think you should be Monicas made of honor.
Phoebe: Because I think it means more to you.
Phoebe: Wow! Well, if you nail the interview, you'll get it!
Rachel: Yeah okay, you laugh now, but shes gonna be yours. (Phoebe gets suddenly scared.)
Phoebe: Ahh, his work is done.
Phoebe: (looking at the picture again) Man alive!
Phoebe: Hey you guys, I dont mean to make things worse, but umm, I dont want to live with Rachel anymore.
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!