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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to pry more information about Chandler and Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.]
Pizza Guy: Hi, one, uh, mushroom, green pepper and onion?
Phoebe: Ooh, the pizza guys here!
Joey: What? You ordered pizza without me?!
(He throws his piece back in the box, runs into the living room, looks for a place to hide the pizza, finds one, slides the box under the couch, sits down on the table, and tries to quickly chew the food in his mouth.)
Joey: (instantly) Pizza toppings, next!
Joey: I don't know. Maybe pizza?
Caitlin: (from outside) Pizza!
Caitlin: Pizza delivery!
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
Joey: Oh man, pizza? I like pizza. (makes like he is trying to send a telepathic message to Rachel) Put olives on the pizza.
Joey: Ooh. (Notices the pizza, grabs a slice, and takes a bite.) So umm, I was talkin to Ross and he said you were looking for a new place.
Rachel: (starting to cry) Okay, Im sorry. (Runs out still carrying the pizza box.)
Ross: Well, I-I was watching her the other day at the pizza place.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Ross, Chandler, and Joey are there eating pizza.]
Ross: (To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out for ya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh?
JOEY: Well, I'm makin money now and this is payin' you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love ya man.
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Ross: Remember? You-you were eating pizza.
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Ross: (entering with a pizza and beer) Hey!
Rachel: Its just the pizza place.
JOEY: Yeah, I'll have the Thai chicken pizza. But, hey, look, if I get it without the nuts and leeks and stuff, is it cheaper?
[Scene: A Street, Phoebe and Ross are exiting a pizza place.]
[Scene: Joey and wait just Joeys. Joey is sitting at the counter eating a pizza.]
Joey: Pizza, heh, its not like I never had that before...ba dum bum cheshhh.
Chandler: If I'd known you guys were coming over, I would have brought more pizza. (they all burst out in a thundering laugh)
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Chandler: Oh! Uh, yeah! Is this a cold pizza talk or a leftover meatloaf talk?
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, Monica, I'm really happy you got promoted, but cold cucumber mush for thirty-something bucks? No! Rachel just had that, that, that salad, and, and Joey with his like teeny pizza! It's just...
Joey: Wh? Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when huh what? Thurs(He gasps in horror.) Oh! (Runs out and Chandler just shakes his head. After a second Joey runs back in to grab a piece of pizza and runs back out.)
Phoebe: Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Ross: Yeah, see, I dont think its gonna that difficult considering this one wont be taking place in the basement of a Pizza Hut.
Pizza guy: SOMEBODY ORDER A PIZZA?
(the bell sounds again, "2 to win" and "pizza toppings")
[Scene: A Pizza Joint, Chandler and Monica are eating lunch.]
Mr. Treeger:: Cause youre a little princess! "Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of Cats sing Happy Birthday to me "
Joey: Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by myself! (Laughs)
Rachel: No. No. Every thing's--they're fine. Great pizza. But it's uh, actually umm my friend Ross. He uh, just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
Chandler: Whats wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? (Everyone stares at him.) On a barbecue chicken pizza? (Still theres staring.) No?
Rachel: Yes. Hi, Id like to order a pizza. Okay, can I ask you a question? Is-is the cute blond guy delivering tonight? Very Ambercrombie & Fitch. (Joey enters.) Ill call you back.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
(Monica is dancing. At first she seems insecure and moves slowly, but then gets into the groove and swings her hips from side to side while holding her hands up. She then eats the last piece of pizza she was holding and again moves her hips from side to side, pushing her hands in the air in beat with the music. Her moves get more wildly while she's snapping her fingers. She loses balance and falls back onto a pink bean bag.)
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Amy: Oh, I can’t, honey. I’m gonna go get my eyebrows shaped. (points at her eyebrows) I am not happy. (to Joey who has a pizza box in his hands) Oh... sure you wanna eat that?
Joey: This right here is where I keep the pizza. (He points to the chair.) And uh thats where the napkin is. (Points to the floor next to the chair.)
Joey: Hey come on now, this is a real date. Uh, so nice place you got here. Foosball, huh? Pizza box. Oh, a subscription to Playboy, my kind of woman.
Joey: This is where I keep the pizza. (Its the same location as before.) AndHey! Where did the napkin go?! (The napkin is not in its spot.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering with a pizza and finds everyone but Ross there.]
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Rachel: Oh, I went to have pizza. With Danny.
Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?
Pizza Guy: Wait, you're not 'G.Stephanopoulos?' Man, my dad's gonna kill me!
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
Joey: Monica, you have to do some damage control here, okay. 'Cause he's feeling like... (the door opens and Chandler walks in with a pizza)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same day. Joey and Chandler are eating pizza, and Phoebe is trying to knit something.]
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
Pizza Guy: No, pretty much just a towel.
Monica: I see pizza!
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Joey is eating pizza as Chandler enters.]
Pizza Guy: Yeah, that sounds about right.
[Scene: A restaurant in Rome, Monica is paying for the pizza.]
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
Pizza Guy: (yelling from outside) Pizza guy!
Joey: (entering) All right! Hey, who wants pizza?!
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, I dont know. I mean its not like we dont have anything in common. I mean I like uh, pizza.
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
Joey: Same kind of thing happened to me! Woman pizza delivery guy come over, gives me the pizza, takes the money, and leaves!
[Cut to later, they are finishing up the pizza, theres one piece left.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
Ross: Order a pizza like, I forgive you?
Rachel: Fine. (on phone) Hi! Yes, Id like to order a large pizza.
ROSS: Hey, save us some pizza. [they go off to Rachel's room]
Janine: Sure, listen I was gonna order some pizza, you wanna share one?
Ross: All right, all right. You-you-you know what I'm going to do? I am going to order another pizza and when Caitlin gets here, you-you--I will show how well I flirt. Yeah! I will, I will get her phone number! (To Chandler) And not the one on the menu!
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
MONICA: No he went out to get pizza.
Rachel: Im thinking, Im gonna order a pizza.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They're still in their chairs watching TV. Chandler is ordering a pizza.]
Pete: Hey, you like pizza?
Joey: Alright, well, I'm gonna order a pizza. (gets up)
Pete: Youre, hey, youre not paying for the pizza!
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Monica: Pizza?!
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
(Joey returns with a piece of pizza as Chandler and Phoebe exit.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: I-I like pizza!
Monica: (entering) I had to go all the way to the basement because some idiot keeps stuffing the trash chute with pizza boxes!