words in movies
Ross: Yes please.
Donny: You crossed the line. Joey, describe for Gene these things that have lines. Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready, go!
Roy: Ok, ok, ladies! Can I have your attention, please? (pause) Did someone call for the long arm of the law? (He extends his arm from around his crotch and then upward and outward, towards Phoebe) I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon! (Puts his hands over his crotch) I hope you're familiar with the States penal code, ok, ok, enough teasing. Now for some pleasing!
Donny: Joey describe these things associated with the United States congress. (Joey goes form looking very confident to looking very shocked the instant the word congress is said) Give me 20 seconds on the clock please. Ready? Go!
Chandler: Oh please, and you knew how much I liked her.
Donny: Okay. Give me sixty seconds on the clock please... Ready, GO! (runs off)
Parker: Please.
Rachel: Okay, dont listen to him. Please?
Mrs. Tribbiani: Of course I knew! What did you think? Your father is no James Bond. You should've heard some of his cover stories. "I'm sleeping over at my accountant's," I mean, what is that? Please!
Joanna: Rachel, please, dont make a scene.
Phoebe: Oh, please!
Rachel: Please, make sure she comes. Its really important to me, I mean its my mom!
Ross: (fakes a laugh) Please start drinking! (exits)
Ross: Come on, who are we kidding? Im doody. Please? Shes watchin.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Chandler: You just said Of course youre my best friend. Would you please tell Rachel though?
Chandler: (to the Maitre d') Hi, could we get two burritos to go, please? (Laughs.)
Joey: Please!
Agency guy: Please, make yourself comfortable and I will back in a moment with Erica.
Man: Could you press up too please?
David: Please, you don't have to explain. I mean, perhaps if I hadn't gone to Minsk things would have worked out for us. And I wouldn't have ruined my career, or lost that toe to frostbite. It was a good trip! (he leaves)
Rachel: I cant. Please, you do it for me.
Chandler: Id like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut please.
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Rachel: Oh please, hell be with his real family, the twins and little miss new boobs.
Rachel: I forgot... I am supposed to pick up a friend at the airport. I am so sorry! I'm so... if you want to stay, and finish your drinks, please do.... (gives him her drink) I meanI'm sorry. I-I-I gotta go. I'm sorry.
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Ross: Lady, he is people. He has a name, okay? He watches Jeopardy! He he touches himself when nobody's watching. Please, please have a heart!
Ross: Please take your time, its an important decision. Not like, say, I know! deciding to marry someone, this is about a muffin.
Ross: (stopping him) Okay! Okay! Okay. Im sorry. Please, please, you were in Western Europe and?
Ross: please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Chandler: (reading) Knock-knock. Who's there? Ross Geller's lunch. Ross Geller's lunch, who? Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. Okay?
Ross: Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull yourself together, okay?
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Rachel: (to Ross) Could you please get her attention?
Monica: Oh please! Dad turned my room into a gym 20 minutes after I moved out! I gotta say, a tanning bed and a stack of Victorias Secret catalogues, not a gym!
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please, cant I come to your special, magical cabin?
Rachel: Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!
CHANDLER: We don't know Bob, ok? We know me. We like me. Please let me be happy.
Monica: I'm gonna leave some cards here. Please think of us for you next event.
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Ross: (forcing the door open) Come on, Rachel, come on! Talk to me! Please!!
Phoebe: (In a British accent) This is Phoebe Buffay. I was wondering, please, if-if its not too much trouble, please, umm, might I speak to Miss Emily Waltham, please?
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Oh yes, one minute please. (To Phoebe) Its for you. Its the fire inspector.
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God! No-no-no! Please! Please! Dont-dont-dont!
Rachel: (whispering and begging) Please? (Ross makes a "whatever" gesture) YES! Sandy you're hired.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Amanda: Okay, well, my cell phone number is right here on the counter, please help yourself to anything in the fridge.
Joey: Come on, please, it'll be just this one more, well actually it's two.
Rachel: Monica...would you please tell Joey that he is a pig?
Joey: (speaking aloud) Please, I was trying to be nice, you're the worst one!
Monica: Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Rachel, Chandler and Monica: Please, just do it!
Ross: yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please don't blow her off.
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Monica: Oh please! Why else would you have made out with Ross?!
Director: On a bell please! Quietly.. and ACTION!
Rachel: Please, what about you and Chandler?
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Ross: (chasing her, trying to zip up his pants. His got them on right now.) No, wait! Emily! No, wait, stop! Emily, please(He catches something important in the zipper and howls like a little boy and falls to the floor.)
Ross: Will the owner of a 1995 Buick LeSabre please see the front desk? Your car is about to be towed.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, come on! Please, please! Let me come, I will behave, I promise! I will behave! Please, please, please...
Phoebe: Please, Monica? In the hall?
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
Ross: Well, if you see him could you please tell him I'm looking for him?
Chandler: Young! Youre a man-child okay?! Now go get changed because everybodys ready and please, oh please, keep my underwear!
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
Bandleader: Thank you, thank you very much. If everyone will please take your seats, dinner will be served.
Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us!
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Monica: Please? Please?! We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won't tell.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome the incomparable Helena Handbasket!
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: (Almost crying) Please.. please, we are so close.
Phoebe: (Nearly in tears) Please?
Chandler: I am sorry, moment to make fun of that, please!
Ross: Please, you're going down!
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
RACHEL: Oh, please, Monica. You've always hated my lamp, and then, all of a sudden, it's just magically broken?
Mr Campbell: Please... (shows her to sit)
Monica: Chandler, please, come on. Look at him. (Pointing to a picture of Ralph on a magazine,.)
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Rachel: Can somebody please go in?
Rachel: Ross, please, don't be so scared of him!
Rachel: That-that is your make out buddy. Dont you recognize him? (Holding up the magazine in front of her face.) Oh wait. Ohh, Phoebe I love you. Kiss me please.
Ross: ALL RIGHT!! Phoebe now come on! Will you please tell me what it is I did that mad you so mad at me!
Gate attendant #1: Your boarding pass, please.
Ross: (high pitched voice) Check again please!
Joey (to Chandler): Look, c'mon, please? It's not like I'm asking for some crazy favour. This is what I do for a living. I am a professional actor! (he glances at his watch and sees the time) Oh, man, I'm two hours late for work! (he stands, ready to go). Look, here's a copy of my reels. It's got all the commercials that I've been in.
Phoebe: (writing frantically) You guys, Im sorry, could you please talk a little slower?
MONICA: [reading] 'Dear Dr. Remore, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' Gosh. 'Your not-so-secretive admirer, Erica Ford.' Ooh wait, 'PS enclosed please find 14 of my eyelashes.'
Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary.
Chandler: If I untangle you, will you please get rid of the corn rose?
Phoebe: Ross, could we please, please, please listen to anything else?
Sandy: Well, please welcome... The Snufflebumps... Who wants to be mr. Wigglemunch and who's gonna be the Grumpus?
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
Mrs. Bing: Oh, please, honey, listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in thirty euphemisms for male genitalia, and bam! You have got yourself a book.