words in movies
The Museum Official: (to the couple) You can put the aisle over here (points), and put the wedding ceremony right over here. (Points.)
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Rachel: Well, why do yknow go in that room (points to the room Ross is in) and do your homework?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I-IHey! I did not go out with your wife! (The same woman from before enters.) Okay? I went out with her! (Points at her.)
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Gunther: Hey! Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over there (points) wants the biscotti.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Phoebe: Hi! Oh, Alice, hi! Thanks. Im so glad you could come, cause Ive got a real umm, Home Ec emergency. (Points to the table cloth, which has a huge mustard stain on it.)
(A young boy sees Rachel, points, and starts laughing.)
Rachel: Whoa-oh, what's-what's that? (Points.)
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Monica: Well, were trying to find someone to perform our wedding and theyre all either boring or annoying or yknow, cant stop staring at the ladies. (Points to her chest.)
(Ross points out Rachel to Chandler and goes over to talk to her. Rachel is checking out her nose in her compact mirror.)
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Phoebe: Wait, no, look at this! (Points to one.) (Reading) "Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay " Oh, yeah, but its on the ground floor.
(He points to where she's sitting and she jumps up quickly.)
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
PHOEBE: So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that (points at the computer screen).
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
Joey: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing)
Monica: Youre really sticking with the shell necklace huh? (Points to necklace of shells hes wearing.)
Chandler: No, no, you got zero points for 'IDNEY'.
Ross: Okay, I'm the baby. (Points at his eye.)
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Ross: And thats Phoebe over there! (Points to her.)
Ross: I think the check in is that way. (Points)
Monica: (steps up and points at her) All right! You and me! Lets go! Right now!
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Joey: Thanks. (Starts to read it.) Well but this one starts now. (Points to one.)
Monica: Yeah! Shes right in there! (Points to Phoebes room.)
Joey: Its uh, right through there. (Points.)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Jill: No! They did! (Points to Phoebe and Ross)
Monica: Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, Im engaged. (Points to her ring.)
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]
Phoebe: This is Patrick. (Points to him.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a Remember me? thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time Im in the city?
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Chandler: Oh, its not important? Its not important?! If it wasnt for a brides maid youd be marrying him (Points to Joey) not me!
(The guy turns round, startled. Monica points to Phoebe. The guy gets hit by a truck)
Phoebe: There he is! (Points.)
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
Chandler: Okay, who wore those? (Points to the tuxedos.)
Phoebe: For 99 cents, I'd eat you. (Sees the casino) Okay, I can totally settle down here. It's got everything I could ever want, including Joey! Look! (Points to Joey in his gladiator suit posing for a picture with two old ladies.) Oh! Look! Hi!
Phoebe: Good! Good! Five points!
Ross: Its right there! (Points to her hand.)
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Chandler: All right, Ill pick that one. (Points.)
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Phoebe: Okay, fine, I�ll move. Alright, you don�t have to manhandle me. (gets up) Where? (he points at a smaller table) Okay. Thank you. Wach.
Monica: Phoebe, your liver is right here. (She points to the right side of her torso.)
Phoebe: All right, whats going on there? (Points to a picture.)
Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?! (Points to one) Thats one?
Monica: Those are my eyes! Those are my breasts. (Points.)
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hey, why dont you give a pull on that rope? (Points.)
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Monica: Would you slap me? Would you slap me right here in the face?! (Points to her cheek.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
(Ross laughs and Phoebe points harder.)
Chandler: And I will cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and do anything in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Phoebe: (to Robert) Youve have lipstick right here (points to her cheek). Thats okay, its mine, we just kissed.
Monica: So, did you play in college? (She points to his NYU Soccer (football for the rest of the world) sweatshirt he's wearing.)
Will: Me and Ross. (Points at Ross.)
Ross: Come on! Come on! Here, okay-okay, you see this? (Points) This tiny thing that looks like a peanut?
Stripper: So is that a bedroom? (Points to the guestroom.)
Joey: (raises his hand) Some guy!! (Points to himself.)
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
Rachel: Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her.)
Monica: Rach? (Points to Jill.)
Rachel: And thats Phoebe (points), and thats Joey.
Rachel: This is Chandler. (Points at him.)
Ross: This is Rachel. (Points at her.)
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Rachel: Okay! Okay wait! You listen to me! You listen to me! Since I have been waiting four women, thats four, one higher than the number of centimeters that I am dilated, have come and gone with their babies! Im next! Its my turn! Its only fair! And if you bring in one woman and she has her baby before me Im going to sue you! Not this hospital, Im going to sue you! And my husband (Points at Ross) hes a lawyer!
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Ross: Did she (points at Amy) do this to her? I told you we shouldn't have left Emma with her!
Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?
The Producer: Im sorry, why dont we do that right now? Hes right here. (Points to a guy.)
Phoebe: And so engaged. (Points to the ring that Rachel is wearing.)
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
Stage Director: We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins.)
Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.
Rachel: What � Oh! (points inside)
Matt: Yeah, shes trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and were sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Steve: Oh look, you don't have to give it too me right now! You can slip it under my door. (Points to his apartment across the hall.)
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
(Points at the calendar.)
(Ross points to the explanation and he gets it.)
Joey: A couple? Like two people? Like (points to himself) one (points to Phoebe), two people?
Rachel: Well hello (points to herself)!